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CLUB 520 - Jeff Teague on Malik Beasley getting CLEARED of NBA gambling, Michael Porter Jr., Dallas Cowboys
25 Aug 2025
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Chapter 2: What are the implications of Malik Beasley's situation?
I like them right there, them 4s, though. Them All Mama Nears, I got to get, though. I ain't going to. And them Shatterback Boy. But them 4s right there, see? Them 4s, what's them? Cave. The Cave Stones. I like them, but like. You're not getting them. I'm going to chill. I ain't going to hold you. Shout out to B from JD Sports.
We had a conversation about those fours, and he was like, that might be the best non-OG colorway in the four in a long time. Yeah. A lot of people are hype about that shoe. Yeah, that colorway is fire. I seen some pink fives this weekend. That's raw, too. All the weights? All right, then. I ain't gonna lie. I've been having conversations with people.
I feel like this has damn never been the best year in shoes in a very long time period. I get it. Original years and stuff is different, but they've made every shoe that somebody could have wanted, bro. Ain't no way you would have told me three years ago you thought we was getting undefeated for us. I'm going to pass on them taxis. I got some taxis I want. I'm going to pass on them.
I will definitely have the taxis. I hope everybody enjoys and goes crazy for those gamas because they don't mean a damn thing to me, but respect to what you like. I can't wait. I'm in your sixes? Yeah. Piff. Oh, yeah, yeah. Piff. Fucking crazy. Yeah. Shout out to Adidas, too.
Chapter 3: What happened with Amit Patel and the Jaguars?
What color is that? Mob. You're not getting Bugs Bunny 8s? I got them. But, I mean, if they was sitting and I could get them for... If I can get them for 40% off. If I can get them for 200-something, I'd grab them. Them Wolf Grey 5s is not one of my favorites, but a lot of people were excited about those. I got them, too. I think I wore them on a show one time. You did? Yeah, them is...
that's a cool gray colorway to me y'all know how I feel about cool grays mine really a fan cool gray don't they don't look good on the five yeah I was about to wear my five today it's the they came in a pack with the raging bulls the three in ones the black ones yeah what is them called I forgot the name of them were some of my favorite fives but anyway I know we I know y'all never put the shoes up we talking about baby yeah man actually they can see that look boop
Yeah, the 3M pair of those is fire. That was a shoe in the Raging Bull pack. It's two retro files if you sleep. Everybody wanted the red ones. So I remember I got those because everybody couldn't afford a full pack. So I split it with somebody and I got that black pair for way cheaper.
Chapter 4: How do gambling addictions impact individuals?
Yeah, I got them. Them are piff. These is going crazy too, man. The AE2 rollout has been hilarious. Did you see your boy in China? Yes. They how it was happening. Nah, the AE2 rollout, fire. I like the way that they, you know what I'm saying? Back to back. He really got his mans with him, man. He stepping away, too. I'll focal down. Yeah, the team is strong, bro. The team is very, very strong.
I like the AE2. I'm rolling. I can't wait to see the different colorways. The first one, I ain't mad at. I like the way they're rolling it out, though, especially after they did the first one. Yeah, I ain't mad at that. They the star, bro. And listen, I went to a couple different cities this weekend.
I went to two Nike stores, and I'm telling y'all right now, that Jai 3 is going to probably be the hoop shoe of the year, bro. That Jai 3 is crazy. Every colorway I have seen is fire. I finally got to see them in person. Fucking crazy. Yeah, I like it. I wasn't too high on the twos. I wasn't too high on the twos. That three is crazy, bro. I haven't seen a bad colorway of that shoe yet.
Yeah, that's going to be a good run for Ja. I like how they wear their shoes, too. The new ones that look like, I think that's just a mock-up, too. Because, like, that shoe ain't had no sole. Because it look like the old Hyperflights. Yep. Yeah. You know, I was a fan of those. I said, I can't wait to see what the black pair look like.
I just seen, I think they just released the orange pair or whatever. It's like a mock-up of it, yeah. Pictures. Yeah, I remember Jason Williams had them boys. Purple joint. Yeah, them was classics. I hope them in the seventh grade. That is a fire, fire show. I had the balloons. Yeah, if you in the shoes right now, this is a great time. You can get a lot of stuff for the low right now.
I've been seeing a lot of classics sit. Sorry, Mike, the jellyfishes. The price has gone down, though, if you like those. They have definitely went down. It was like three racks in our size. They're like seven now. Yeah, I'm not paying $700. I'm on there. Got them on a on a wall. Now I follow them. They got them on a wall. So I know. Oh, Burns, if you got some... I swear to God.
Yeah, we gonna... If I don't get that text, we gonna send some hate.
Well, Burns, I don't think Burns work for them no more. I don't care. Will you still be connected when you get it? I'm on there. I rock with y'all, but I had ordered some 95s, and they ain't never come, so... They express them to you, bro. Yeah, it's a good place to get your grievances off. Yeah, I know. They fuck those. Remember they sent me the link?
When the 95, I'm on there, the brown boys came in 95. Oh, yeah. Nah, I ain't get them. Damn. Mike probably got them. No, I don't wear 95s. You know, you got the emergency contact. When you pick up your kid, Mike is just emergency contact. We sent us an email, but they ain't ever come. I am because I feel like I've seen those. Mike's position on StockX. Oh, man.
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of Malik Beasley's gambling situation?
So give me that. I want the money. I don't want to steal from nobody. I want to get my own money, but I'd rather just do that. Bro, you're going to ruin everything. Like, you got a family. His family is clean. I feel like you can get more help, though, being a gambling addict than a heroin addict. Nah. Nah, bro, because you can get clean. And if you got a job, you can just try again next week.
Yeah, bro. What I'm saying is... Do y'all think this thing is harder to recover from fucking heroin than gambling? Yeah. To lose $22 million, bro, it's pretty hard to recover from that. What's wrong with these niggas, bro? I don't know. You think you can recover from losing $22 million? Yeah. No, the fuck you can. You know how much debt you in? Well, the thing is, I got $22 million.
I got my life. Everything is in my sanity.
Oh, you know what? You know what? You never had student loans before. Yeah, y'all niggas ain't getting no scholarship. I've been in there before. Come get me. Come get me. Yeah, niggas is like living like that. No, take that and write it on one of them Perkins loans. You're never going to get it. Niggas, I'm on here. If I'm on heroin, I steal and the family don't fuck with me.
Chapter 6: How does Jeff Teague view the Dallas Cowboys documentary?
No, that's not true. Bro, everyone on heroin steals. Some people, bro, they be like, bro, they be functioning addicts, bro. They be having jobs and all types of stuff. Yeah, opioid addiction. There's a lot of people who have functional opioid addiction. But either way, if you got some type of heroin, that ain't no good shit. Niggas got some Faygo food, because I'm telling you.
Chapter 7: What are the challenges of being a professional athlete today?
Homies that be at the gas station stuck like this? Yes.
They be on Fent.
They be on Fent. Well, whatever is in that shit. I'm cool, bro. I thought you were like, you sit down and talk to me like, hey, B. All right, so people that sip lean, I'll disrespect to all my homies that sip lean. They still are. That's opioid addiction. They still be... 80 pops to the rappers, bro. You got to do that.
You have to do it.
I'm taking gambling still. This is why y'all doing tears. You have to do that. $22 million in debt or that big of a drug user? Bro, that's people. Yeah, people sip. You want to be him? Him? I want to be him. Give me one. Because this nigga wins. He has no future. He's done. As soon as he gets out of jail, he's still not going to have nothing. Nobody's ever going to trust him. He can't get a job.
If they can't settle, he wins. He won. Hey, you want to know what's funny? Technically, they should have known. I stopped the clip a little early. They had a response to that. Yes, we take our screening process very seriously and we saw nothing wrong. That's the problem. That's a problem. Yo, so $250, give me half. He's not about to get nothing. Nigga, I'm back in the game. Okay, give me a fifth.
He's not getting anything. I paid y'all back and I'm still up.
He's not getting anything. You know what you're going to get, Mike?
I'll do my six years. I'll be back. You know what they're going to get? The fuck? The fuck off. The fuck out of my face. If I get out of jail after six years and I'm dead free, I'm cool. Over being on fucking heroin. I ain't got no teeth. Nigga, Wayne got goals. Barely. I'm just saying, bro. Some people sip lean every day, bro. That's the same thing as doing heroin, basically. Hey, Jeff.
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Chapter 8: What are the highlights from the upcoming Club 520 tour?
He's on Twitch and kick and stuff like that as well. So you see him a lot. He be talking shit to his son. Yeah, he's a fighter. He's a real fighter. And as you can tell, what he did to this gentleman was crazy. Hops in the ring. Look at the way he slams him.
That's not wrestling.
there he beat this he beat the shit out of him and then he got the call here that the dude was still unconscious thankfully he's stable condition now but he really did damage that gentleman yeah dude gonna sue him yeah you're a professional fighter bro yeah it's up for him yeah that's that shit's crazy I mean dude did like hit him in the head with a can or something yeah he smacked him in the head with a can earlier that day wow
I guess. So from what I was reading, it was scripted for them to go in and like have a conflict or whatever. It wasn't scripted for Duke to smack him in the head with the with the beer can. So Duke smacked him in the head with the beer can. He didn't like buzz. He was just like, you really got me fucked up because why you smack me with a beer can like they broke it up.
I guess then it might, it looks scripted where like he picked him up. Like he turned back around, like not phase how wrestlers are to get picked up. He kind of let him, I don't think he expects a dude to drop him like that. And then keep hitting him in the face. He was, he was gone at the part where like he dropped to the ground. He was, he was out of it. So, yeah, that shit's crazy.
Again, I think, like you said, he was invited to be there. I think they wanted that type of energy, but they didn't expect to go that far. You talk about crashing out. That was some crashing out shit. Yeah, that looked crazy. Yeah, he's cooked. Yeah, I was going to say, I don't even know what I was saying, but yeah, he's kind of cooked.
Even Rampage's reaction to it was like, I hope that was scripted because that looked bad. Because, like, sometimes they go, like, hard. Like, I hope it was, like, one of those things. Like, they just did hardcore wrestlers. You don't have hardcore wrestlers, B, but he's like that. What league is that, though? I think it's one of those amateur joints. Because, listen, I used to watch ECW, bro.
They used to go crazy. Shout out to R.P., Sabu, and all them. They used to wild out. That shit was dangerous, bro. Yeah, that was real punches to the head. The way he slammed him on his neck, bro, he could have killed him. Well, he was out for a while. Yeah, he was asleep while he was getting the punches. He pummeled him, but damn, that shit's just crazy, bro.
As a fighter as well, you know what I'm saying? You can't tell a motherfucker how to defend themselves, though. If he would have did that in the moment when he hit him with a beer can, I would have been like, nigga, I just asked Pete for hitting him in the head, but he waited. I'm saying he waited. My grenade went to jail for that. Yeah, he let him do that. This is just another side note.
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