600: Mikestrodamus
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This is Coda Radio, episode 600 for December 17th, 2024. Hey friend, welcome in to Jupiter Broadcasting's weekly talk show, taking a pragmatic look at the art and the business of software development and the world of technology. My name is Chris, and crushing 600 episodes, it's our host, Mr. Dominic. Hello, Mike.
You know what, Chris? You know what? They expect the Jar Jar, but you know what they're getting?
What are they getting, Mike?
Chevron 600 is a lock, baby. Stargate all the way. Although, as is performed, we did not check if the dial home device was operable on the other side. So everybody dies at the end.
Oh, I was planning to make nice with the natives, set up a nice family, and just assume that my buddies were never coming back ever again and build an entire new life over there.
Chris, if you and I keep making nice with the natives, our child support bills are going to be astronomical. We've got to stop with the natives. Yeah, especially those intergalactic fees they put on those. Oh, my God. This is why Bitcoin needs to be a thing, just to avoid those transit fees. Right.
We have the lightning network. We need the light speed network for that. So I've been teased that you have a fancy, fast speed upgrade of some type, and I want to know what and how much. Okay. Well, you said right here in the doc, Mike's Flash-like speed upgrade. I want to know what you're talking about.
Oh, well, I thought we weren't going to talk about that because I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
Oh, my goodness. On 600?
On episode 600? Well, fine. I'll nuke your feelings. I'll nuke it from orbit. Let's do it.
Oh, no.
Okay. All right. So, you know, Chris, my internet service provider only charges me $95 a month.
Stay a while and listen.
Oh, no. But I am going to be paying more effective Thursday. I'm sorry, Friday. Friday. Okay. Tell me why. Because I'm going up to 5x5 gigabytes.
Oh, my. What are you going to use that for? What are you doing over there? Running a data center? See, the questions. Just to hurt me. Just to hurt me is what you're doing.
I called them. The lady was like, well, you don't really need this. I said, yeah, but there's this guy. Okay. Yeah. I need to really nuke him for more. But now they had a seven by seven. What was that? Was that like 200 bucks a month? Was that too much? No, I'm using it for episode 700. Obviously, seven by seven. I see. Let me tell you something. All right. Kidding aside. So I get off the phone call. Do you know which percentage of the time on the telephone was spent me buying the actual service that I want? Oh, I bet 10% or something like that. Okay. Okay. Sweet lady. Nice lady. I'm not bashing her. What was she trying to do on the rest of the call? Just get your information. What? Nope. Sell me f***ing Norton antivirus. What year is it? No. Yes.
I guess we're doing a Stargate theme. It's like one of those Stargates where the gate messes up and you go back in time instead of space. I was like, Norton. I said, I'm on an Apple. Oh, and apparently Norton has Apple products too now.
You know, I was just helping a neighbor who got a new PC and not only did it had Norton, but it also had the built-in Windows one. And then it had some sort of other app that is a security app. And it's like, so it's maybe three different types of anti-malware applications.
And I'm sure the PC's dog's slow.
Yeah, that's what that was and runs hot.
Although, I'll give this lady credit. She said, oh, well, 5x5. She's like, yeah, we have the service. She said, so, are you running Apache systems? You know what? Just for knowing the name Apache. Was she port scanning you?
Like, what's happening there?
She's literally hacking me.
She wants to know, for this, you must... It's funny that they get suspicious. They have a product, they offer it, but then they're suspicious when the customer wants it. That's hilarious to me.
No, they were. She's like, so, actually, it's so funny you say that. She said, I see the account paying for your account is in the corporation's name. I'm like, yep. Okay. Okay.
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