Why does Adam Scott feel pure joy about being Conan's friend?
Hi, my name is Adam Scott. And I feel pure joy about being Conan O'Brien's fucking friend. Wait, what is this? Yeah, that's right.
But I love that he had to think about it.
You hit pure joy and then you clearly couldn't do it. Like you had eaten something rotten and you couldn't keep it down.
I think putrefied is the exact word. The exact feeling.
Fall is here, hear the yell Back to school, ring the bell Brand new shoes, walkin' loose Climb the fence, books and pens I can tell that we are gonna be friends Yes, I can tell that we are gonna be friends
Hey there, Conan O'Brien here. Welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend. And I do need a friend, fortunately. I have 1.5 in Sonom of Session.
Wait a minute.
And Gorley, Matt Gorley. Am I 0.5 or are we both 0.75? You know what? It's something you'll have to figure out on your own. That's the beauty of my mystical little quips. You never know what I really mean. This is an exciting day.
Mystical.
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