Actor, comedian, and director Bill Hader feels grateful about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Bill sits down with Conan once more to discuss ideas from the SNL writers’ room that never made it past Lorne, his personal experience evacuating during the Palisades fire, anxiety as an occupational hazard in the entertainment industry, and more. Plus, Sona reveals how she avoided a scam by a fake Conan O’Brien. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com.Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (669) 587-2847. Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/conan.
Chapter 1: What does Bill Hader appreciate about his friendship with Conan?
Hi, my name is Bill Hader, and I feel... grateful about being Colin O'Brien's friend. That's so sweet.
Fall is here, hear the yell Back to school, ring the bell Brand new shoes, walkin' blues Climb the fence, books and pens I can tell that we are gonna be friends
Hey, Conan O'Brien here. Welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend. Joined, as always, by Sona Movsesian. Hi, Sona. Hi. And, of course, Matt Gourley. Hi. Good to see you, Matt. Matt, you have some props.
You're a prop comic now. No, this was handed to me by the lovely Ruthie in the same way that a child is dropped off at a fire station's doorstep.
Or Moses.
A young Moses arrives in a reeded basket. Well, this was, I believe, literally found on the doorstep here. And it said, to Conan O'Brien and Matt Gourley. Huh. That's nice. And it says, Conan and Matt, great news. By unanimous vote, the Dilfs. of Larchmont are proud to grant you honorary membership. We are a highly selective unit of local dads who live up to our slogan, protect and provide.
As elite members, you now have the right and responsibility to wear the hat, lean into dad jokes, and grill things in a robe. We know you'll make us proud. With honor, Dan Lerman, founder DILFS of Larchmont.
So, I don't understand. Larchmont, let me explain to the listener or viewer, if you're consuming us that way.
My hat is covered in cobwebs.
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Chapter 2: What funny moments happen with props during the podcast?
Yeah.
Okay. You guys are dill filfs. You're dads. I like to fuck. I like to fuck.
Yeah.
We're dill lifts. Dads. Dads like to fuck. No, because these are DILFs who want to fuck you guys.
You know what? I think they're calling and they want to rescind it right now. I think they're on the line. You know who we are?
I think it's incredibly obvious that people want to fuck us, that other dads. So we are DILF-ILFs, duh.
Oh, wow. Can we fit that on the hat? Let's see.
Don't you think? Yeah. I'm Adele Filth, duh. Right? Oh my God.
Yeah.
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Chapter 3: How did Bill Hader deal with personal loss during the Palisades fire?
Don't you think that's his life? Yeah.
People coming out of Mantle. Hey, it is me, Diamond Dave.
We were at the South Pasadena 4th of July parade, and he was just unaffiliated with the parade, riding around on a bicycle throughout the parade grounds.
He was not invited to the parade.
He was nothing to do at the parade.
That's my favorite.
I want to be him. And he was nice.
I just want to make it clear. We loved him at South Park. It wasn't like a thing where we were like, oh, why is this guy here? We were totally in awe. We were like, oh my God, that's fucking David Lee Ross. And he did not disappoint at all. And he was so sweet and nice. But yeah, it was awesome.
You're one of those people, you fall into this class of person. There's a bunch of them who I rarely have a normal conversation with because it goes into riffs and voices right away. Yeah. There's a whole bunch of people. I think Will Ferrell's in that group where I feel that if we were on a deserted island, stranded, we wouldn't even go searching for food or water.
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Chapter 4: What are the challenges of being a comedian in Hollywood?
Who else? Tiesto. Tiesto.
Oh my God, Tiesto. Steve Aoki.
Steve Aoki.
Yeah, I mean, you just, what's that? Pauly D. Pauly D. Oh, DJ Pauly D. Wait, Pauly D from Jersey Shore? That's Adam's favorite DJ. Wait, they still don't know his last name?
Pauly fucking Jersey over here, that's why.
Okay, so listen, let's wrap it up and let's summarize. Pauly D, Tedesco. What's that? Tiesto. Tiesto. Chainsmokers, technically.
Chainsmokers. I mean, you name it, you got it.
Porter Robinson. Of course. I mean, I had that one written down before you even said it. Wolfman Jack.
Oh, no.
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Chapter 6: What is the story behind the DILFs of Larchmont?
And I went, oh, they're so resilient and they have their moments, you know, but it's it's the opposite. Everybody's like, oh, you're there for your kids. I'm like, no, I'm getting more from them. I'm like so inspired by them and their ability to kind of move and adapt and be positive. Yeah.
Also, I feel like. especially really young kids, your kids are three and a half.
Yeah.
Mikey and Charlie, they only know now, like they're so present.
Yeah.
That we've talked about how you have no choice but to be present with them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're moving on.
They've moved on already. I don't even know if they fully... I mean, I know they remember the house, but they it's starting to be muddled in with like, oh, we went to the mountains once. So that's like maybe the mountain house that we went to. Like they're just they're losing their memory of it. Yeah. And you're like, I don't remember my house at three and a half.
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