Bill Hader Returns Again
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What does Bill Hader appreciate about his friendship with Conan?
Hi, my name is Bill Hader, and I feel... grateful about being Colin O'Brien's friend. That's so sweet.
Fall is here, hear the yell Back to school, ring the bell Brand new shoes, walkin' blues Climb the fence, books and pens I can tell that we are gonna be friends
Hey, Conan O'Brien here. Welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend. Joined, as always, by Sona Movsesian. Hi, Sona. Hi. And, of course, Matt Gourley. Hi. Good to see you, Matt. Matt, you have some props. You're a prop comic now. No, this was handed to me by the lovely Ruthie in the same way that a child is dropped off at a fire station's doorstep. Or Moses. A young Moses arrives in a reeded basket. Well, this was, I believe, literally found on the doorstep here. And it said, to Conan O'Brien and Matt Gourley. Huh. That's nice. And it says, Conan and Matt, great news. By unanimous vote, the Dilfs. of Larchmont are proud to grant you honorary membership. We are a highly selective unit of local dads who live up to our slogan, protect and provide.
As elite members, you now have the right and responsibility to wear the hat, lean into dad jokes, and grill things in a robe. We know you'll make us proud. With honor, Dan Lerman, founder DILFS of Larchmont. So, I don't understand. Larchmont, let me explain to the listener or viewer, if you're consuming us that way. My hat is covered in cobwebs. Oh God, it has a long hair on it. Let's get it off. Someone was murdered in this hat. Well, wait a minute. So I should explain. Larchmont refers to the area. We're on Larchmont Boulevard, Larchmont Village here in Los Angeles.
Yes.
And this is where we have our little building. And so I guess this person knows that this is where we do our work.
Do people just know that?
I didn't know people knew that.
I mean, isn't that weird?
Well, they sure know it now. Mine has a number on the inside. Does yours too? Mine says 21. Oh, mine says 20. Hey, guys, real cool. In on the ground floor. Signed and numbered. DILF stands for what?
Dad, I'd like to float. Wait, what?
Well, it's all right. You probably know.
Well, you know, you know what a MILF is. Oh, yeah. And a DILF is a dad I'd like to fuck. Oh, I didn't know that. I haven't heard the term. A mom is a mom I'd like to fuck and a dad is a dad I'd like to fuck.
Okay.
Well, like, so, you know, I mean, a MILF is a hot mom. And this gives me hope.
Yeah.
A DILF is a hot dad.
Okay. So.
That's a compliment. That's nice. You guys are two hot dads, man.
But wait a minute. Didn't this come not from a woman? It came from, who is this? A dad. A society of DILFs here in Larchmont called the DILFs of Larchmont. Okay. Okay.
So guys think you guys are fuckable.
Dads. This dad. Dads who people like to fuck think we're dads that they'd like to fuck.
They want to fuck.
Wait, what? Yeah.
What funny moments happen with props during the podcast?
Yeah.
Okay. You guys are dill filfs. You're dads. I like to fuck. I like to fuck.
Yeah.
We're dill lifts. Dads. Dads like to fuck. No, because these are DILFs who want to fuck you guys.
You know what? I think they're calling and they want to rescind it right now. I think they're on the line. You know who we are?
I think it's incredibly obvious that people want to fuck us, that other dads. So we are DILF-ILFs, duh. Oh, wow. Can we fit that on the hat? Let's see. Don't you think? Yeah. I'm Adele Filth, duh. Right? Oh my God.
Yeah.
Conan O'Brien.
I don't know.
And you're like a dilf, ilf, duh. What's that supposed to mean? You're sort of trailing off. They're getting a look at your shirt. They're wondering. Does he go to the, my shirt? Well, I don't know. I don't want to buy ice cream from you in the 20s. I don't want to be in prison pajamas. These aren't prison pajamas. Those are prison pajamas. These are not. This is a very nice, beautiful blue shirt. Dilf fight, dilf fight, dilf fight, dilf fight. Yeah. Dill fight.
Fuck each other up.
Hey, let's make that movie. Dill fight. Oh, yeah. Things get real. Oh, my God. That's good. Dill fight. You know what I mean? It's sort of like Fight Club, but it's just two guys with like grilling spatulas. Yeah, grilling spatulas and like a TV remote.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What does Bill Hader appreciate about his friendship with Conan?
0:03–3:22
2
What funny moments happen with props during the podcast?
3:22–22:42
3
How did Bill Hader deal with personal loss during the Palisades fire?
22:42–53:52
4
What are the challenges of being a comedian in Hollywood?
53:52–56:24
5
What is the story behind the DILFs of Larchmont?
30:30–56:24