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Who is Mike and where is he from?

Matt Gorley 0:19
Hello, Mike. It's good to talk to you. Tell us, Mike, where are you talking to us from right now? Where are you in the world?
I am in Lake Placid, New York, up in the Adirondack Mountains. I don't know if you've been here before, but it's a beautiful spot. I've been here for about 20 years. I'm raising three wonderful kids, and I get to work out in the woods of the Adirondack Mountains all day.

What is the significance of Lake Placid and the Adirondacks?

Matt Gorley 0:43
This sounds kind of perfect. I have been up to Lake Placid. And of course, Lake Placid, am I correct? Is that the 1980 Winter Olympics in Lake Placid?
1980 and 1932.
Matt Gorley 0:56
Yes. Okay. I wasn't around for that one.
Potentially 2026 for the sliding sports. We're going to find out.
Matt Gorley 1:02
I just got the word about that. It's not happening. I'm the first one they talk to.
Conan O'Brien 1:08
The sliding sports?
Matt Gorley 1:09
Yeah, I'll tell you later. It's a whole thing. I'm on the board.
Conan O'Brien 1:13
Oh, those.
Matt Gorley 1:15
Yeah, the sports where you lay still and gravity does it all.
Conan O'Brien 1:19
Oh, come on. Well, I'm sorry, but it is.
Matt Gorley 1:21
Just stay really still and you might get a gold medal. Don't move. Remember we just had a bobsledder on this? Oh, yeah. That guy was full of shit. I stayed really still and I won. Good for you, Bob's letter. Look, this got off to a bad start and I apologize, Mike. But I do think Lake Placid is a beautiful place and also home of the Adirondack chair. I'm going to say the Adirondack chair is the best outdoor wooden chair one can have. It gives you the most back support. Hot take. Yeah, that's my hot take.
So I know what's yours.

What is The Forest Farmers company and what do they produce?

Conan O'Brien 1:57
So I don't know very many others.
Okay, so Conan, why have you not used the Adirondack chair for the Subway S'mores then?

What types of tree syrups exist besides maple syrup?

Matt Gorley 2:05
Well, we should have an Adirondack chair the next time we're outside, and I'm going to demand one. And then I want to keep it at the end of the night, and I don't want to pay for it.
I want it to be courtesy of the Team Cocoa machine, which means basically it ends up coming out of my... I know some people who make Adirondack chairs, so if you decide to go with it.
Matt Gorley 2:21
I just think that's a fantastic chair, the Adirondack chair. Check it out. It is, it is, it is. Tell us, what do you do? What is your profession? How do you make your way in this cruel world?

How do different tree syrups taste compared to maple syrup?

About 10 years ago, I founded a company called The Forest Farmers. We and my business partners, we own 10,000 acres of forest land here in the Adirondacks and Vermont. And we collect sap from lots of different tree species and turn it into syrups and sugars and all sorts of beverages and delicious food.
Matt Gorley 2:56
So basically, let me cut to the chase.
You're in the maple syrup business. Not just maple syrup, but other tree syrups as well, yes. Maple syrup is our number one thing. I didn't know there were other tree syrups. What other tree syrups are there? We do birch, beech, and walnut, and there's another five species that we could do, but we're not in the right part of the country to do that.
Matt Gorley 3:17
Okay. That's strange to me. I mean, maple is the go-to, and it's suddenly like you're saying, oh, no, there's another kind of Kleenex other than Kleenex. There's Zorzabar tissues. Yeah. So describe what does it taste like? How is it different beech from maple? Or is that just an impossible thing to describe?
No, no. So every different tree syrup tastes a little bit different. Some are very different than others. And it has to do, you know, a lot of types of sugars that are present in the sap and then how you boil it down. Right, right. Beach syrup tastes similar to maple, but with more like a raisiny fig type of complex to it.
Sona 4:08
I'm glad you asked this because actually we have a syrup taste test to do.
Conan O'Brien 4:13
I have no palate.
Sona 4:15
Let's bring them in. We have syrups here that we're going to try.
This is fantastic. So I had sent syrups for each of the three chill chums. So then you can each have a syrup. Oh, look at this. This looks like Jager bombs. That is each, you know.

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