Hot Athens
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Mr. Prime Minister, shall we start now? Let's start, and let's start properly. What do you mean? Let's start everything. Are you sure? Let's start clothes, let's start equipment, let's start equipment. I mean, all outdoor sports and free time. Now I understand. Maybe you understand the numbers better. Putkesport is now even below 60%. So...
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Well, well, well. Well, well, well. Hello, Stelios. Welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend. It's not Conan O'Brien.
Stelios, how are you? Nice to meet you.
I'm fantastic. Nice to meet you, Conan. Nice to meet you, Matt and David. Hi. How's it going, guys?
We are doing very well. Where are you right now, Stelios? Tell me where you are in the world.
I am in hot Athens, Greece. Okay.
Yeah. It's kind of a hot dude in hot Athens.
I was going to say, you're an attractive man, Stelios. Okay. And so I didn't know if you meant hot Athens, that the temperature is high or that just everyone, which I would believe in a second, including yourself, everybody in Greece is just hot.
It's like a walled city of Athens, but it's a special section called hot Athens where they only let the hot people in. Yeah. Yeah.
And I will never see it.
I believe people are very, very sweaty. Yeah. Okay. So you meant temperature. If you're into that, they're probably also hot. But there's a nice spread of hot and not hot people in Greece. Okay. Like everywhere else.
Yeah. But this is I mean, this is fascinating to me because often people ask for my help in some small way. Can I come and help them do this or help them do that?
What does Stelios mean by 'hot Athens'?
You, I'm told, think you can help me, but I don't know what you're talking about. No one's disclosed that to me. So why don't you tell me, Stelios, how you think you could help me?
Well, sure. I've been watching you for a long time. You do do a difficult job. I've worked in TV, not like you, but I know how nerve-wracking it can be. It's been years you have been conditioned to be running all day long and doing things. And I think you need to chill, man.
I think you need to try to help you on this. Can I say something, Stelios? And I'm not kidding. This message, I am so ready for this message right now because I've been very fortunate, crazily fortunate to enjoy a very nice career, but it has been a lot of work. I run hot. I am always activated and on. I will do a show, a 20-minute show for anybody I meet in the street until they surrender and leave or run away. I think that on the inside, all the plumbing is probably just ravaged. By years of high pressure and various acids released through the cells. So yes, I am ready to chill. And Stelios coming right now, you might be my angel. You might be my Grecian angel. How are you going to do it, Stelios?
Look at the way he's chilling on the chair. I know.
You know, all I can see, Stelios, is you from the collarbone up, but even that much, you're managing to show incredible chill. Everybody do the Stelios.
You are... I'm also with my underwear from the... Like you do. Please, don't excite me.
Are you not on your underwear there? Uh, I wear, yes, I'm just in my underwear, but I wear 15 layers of underwear. They're all corduroy and various burlaps. Um, I'm not a chill dude and it's time we get one life. I know that Stelios and I just want to chill. How would you accomplish that? Let's say I came to visit you in Athens. How would you chill me out?
Please do. Okay. First of all, it'll be nice for you. I don't know if you've been here, but you haven't been here on a show.
I have never been to Greece. Come on, Conan. And my daughter just went there. She stayed in hostels and backpacked and slept on friends' couches. And she went to Athens and she loved it. She's been dreaming about going there because she has read all the Greek myths and everything, loves it. I've never been.
Colin, it is the cradle of civilization that is collapsing right now. So you should come, you know, and- I thought that was Pittsburgh, but let's agree to disagree. Yeah, I mean, you can come over here and I'm gonna take you out and we're gonna go for a coffee, okay?
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:01–1:47
2
What does Stelios mean by 'hot Athens'?
1:47–6:36
3
How does Stelios suggest Conan can chill out?
6:36–12:06
4
What unique experiences does Stelios offer in Athens?
12:06–14:52
5
What is the significance of coffee culture in Greece?
14:52–21:27