Leslie Jones Returns
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Hi, my name is Leslie Jones, and I feel so conflicted about being Conan O'Brien's friend. He's so needy. Please be my friend. You know, he's not in my ministry, you know?
Fall is here, hear the yell Back to school, ring the bell Brand new shoes, walkin' loose Climb the fence, books and pens I can tell that we are gonna be friends Yes, I can tell that we are gonna be friends
Hey there, and welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend. I am joined by Matt Gourley. Hi. Hello, Matt. Hi. And Sona is normally with us at this part. She's going to be here for the interview, but at the moment, she cannot join us. She's in Hawaii. She is in Hawaii. She's going to be back in time, though, for the... for the interview. I know. It's crazy. She's only 10 minutes away. She's on a jet that will land any second. It's an American Airlines flight that will land in exactly about 15 minutes, but she's going to miss out on this part. But David is going to be joining us. David Hopping. Hello. The assistant who replaced Sona. That's true. When we realized she really wasn't doing anything. You've done a terrific job, David.
Thank you. Thank you. And I understand that you have a question for me. It's always nice to start with a question for you.
I do have a question for you. So recently, you watched your first episode of Love Island. Yes, I did. And I thought it would be fun for you to share with everyone your thoughts on the show.
That's fair enough. I had heard a lot about this Love Island. I know it's a big show. So I watched a Love Island and I was shocked and stunned, not by their beautiful bodies and not by the steamy, sensual situations, But by how little they do, they don't. I mean, if they were wearing, you know, Fitbits or if they were wearing Apple watches, I think each of them in a day would record maybe four steps because they sit and hang around. Right. Yeah. And talk. They pull each other for chats. And then they say, I'm going to go, you know, talk to, you know, Brenda. And I'm going to take her to that. And she doesn't they don't take her someplace interesting. They're on this in this house. Yeah. Right. And they say we're going to take her over to the, you know, Cuckoo Cove, which is the name of a room.
And it's spelled out in neon and it's four feet that way.
Wait, are they not on an island? Do you ever get to see them?
They're on an island.
They're in like a villa on the island.
They could be in Westwood here in Los Angeles. I mean, it doesn't matter where they are. They could be in Cleveland. They could be anywhere because it's okay. Yeah, I understand that it's a nice climate, but they don't do anything. They don't go anywhere. And they're just always sitting and lounging.
That's all they do. All they can do is just talk to each other. And what are the names of the different nooks? Oh my God, I'm blanking on all of them.
Joe, jump in here because Joe is sitting in for Eduardo. Can I just say Eduardo's out because he said he was busy today. And then I noticed that World Cup game, a big one between Spain and France just played. And I think maybe that's the cause of his sudden bout with diarrhea. OK, so, Joe.
There's soul ties.
Soul ties.
There's the hideaway.
The hideaway. And these are rooms that are maybe six feet away from where they all sit. Yeah. And one of them gets up and goes to the other and says, hey, come with me. And they say, okay. And then they go to soul ties or what's it called?
You can't just go to the hideaway, though.
What do you mean? You have to book it in advance? You got to know someone?
Yeah.
What do Conan and the panel say about reality TV and Love Island?
Like, if you're a successful couple, they'll put you in there. And it's a villa inside the villa.
Oh, yeah. It's where they get to bang.
Yeah. Oh, now we're talking. Are they actually having sex there? They can, yeah.
They can?
Yeah.
But they're not married. And they're not presumably wanting children? That's the only reason to have sex. I'm sorry, I forgot. This is hosted by the Quaker religion, this episode. I just don't see that they're doing, they don't seem to, no one moves. And everyone's in great shape, so I know that they're working out furiously when they're not on camera.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:03–3:49
2
What do Conan and the panel say about reality TV and Love Island?
3:49–24:20
3
How does Leslie describe her complicated friendship with Conan?
24:20–25:25
4
Why does Leslie say the sun 'assaults' her and how does she cope?
25:25–39:14
5
What does Leslie say about her ideal man and awkward celebrity encounters?
39:14–56:45
6
How did Leslie imagine becoming a 'serial killer finder' and pitch a movie?
56:45–1:03:46