Chapter 1: What does Olivia Munn share about her friendship with Conan O'Brien?
Hi, my name is Olivia Munn. Is that how you pronounce it? Yeah, fine. And I feel so excited and amazed about being Conan O'Brien's friend. That's so sweet. Yeah.
Fall is here, hear the yell, back to school, ring the bell, brand new shoes, walkin' loose, climb the fence, books and pens, I can tell that we are gonna be friends, yes I can tell that we are gonna be friends.
Hey, everybody. Welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend. This is a very good day because I'm joined, of course, by Sonam of Session.
Chapter 2: How does Olivia Munn describe creating core memories for her kids?
Yes.
But today marks the return, the heroic return of our good friend and associate, Matt Gourley.
Come on, guys. Yay!
I like the heroic part. Just fine. We've missed you.
Seriously.
I've missed you guys. We've missed you. And just to update everybody, you've been on a paternity leave for, I don't know, I only bring it up because I think it's a world record. It says, you know. No, your daughter was born, I believe, eight years ago. She's a freshman in college. Oh, how's she doing? Oh, she's great. No, you've been out for a little while. You've been out for a couple of months.
I did. I took a little extended one and it was the greatest thing. It was fantastic. I missed you guys. I did. But man.
Well, how's it going? Bring us up to date.
It's going really well. I was able to spend a lot of time with my older daughter, which, you know, was kind of magical. And then my youngest daughter has just fit right in. And, you know, not to get too sentimental, but sometimes when you have those moments in your life that you know to be the best moments, but you only know it after they're done.
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Chapter 3: What challenges did Olivia face while pursuing acting?
This was one I could tell when I was in that it was just amazing. That's really nice.
I'm happy that you had that. And also resentful. Yeah, that you took so much time. Let me tell you something.
Part of the happiness was I wasn't here.
Exactly. When my daughter was born, I took 20 minutes. And when my son was born, I took four. Now, let me also just add to that. I'm a terrible father. And an awful human being. So, yes. Am I saying this is the way to go? You could have asked for some time. I could have asked for some time. Yeah. That was on me. I think I took a commercial break. We were doing the late night show.
The best part is he didn't even have to ask for time. He could have just told people he's taking time. Yeah, exactly.
I know. I want to say something, though, about your paternity leave real quick.
Mm-hmm.
It feels like you kept releasing other podcast episodes. It feels like you took a break only from us. And you were still doing all your other podcasts.
I recorded those all before the baby was born. Not true. True story.
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Chapter 4: How did Olivia Munn advocate for breast cancer awareness?
It was a great thing for a little forming brain. It was heaven for me. As that font nail is starting to seal. It was pulsing.
It's pulsing.
While we were watching. Yeah. It was crazy. All right. I have some questions. How is your, your youngest daughter's name is?
You talking about Nell the smell? Oh, I thought it was, I thought you were going to go. So Nell. Nell, yeah. How is Nell different? She is night and day different than my first daughter. My first daughter is this wonderful tempest, like just so funny, so crazy. Nell just came out, smile. Every time you see her, just a big smile. She just sits there. She's a wonderful little lump on the log.
So we got one of each, which kind of magnifies their differences in such a wonderful way. I don't know. It's, I just feel great. I feel lucky. Yeah. Yeah.
And first of all, you have, you came in, you seem, seem very happy. You've got that kind of, doesn't he not have a glow?
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Chapter 5: What insights does Olivia provide about her experience with postpartum anxiety?
You do have a glow. Well, I birthed,
It's the children. Oh, did you now? It's the postpartum glow.
Okay, that sounds fun.
That's why he had such a long paternity leave. Yes. Sorry, Matt, you can edit this out if you want to. He did say, when we were sitting around earlier, he did say that, I forget how he phrased it, this time around, he gained a little more weight than the first time. And we were like, for your paternity?
pregnancies or i was trying to explain and now you're gonna make me uh i'm glad adam brought this in because you're a big fat fuck now he i mean you're listening you're all listening but when you waddled in today i put on 10 pounds is that crazy And, hello. Oh, no. I think, I don't know.
I have read somewhere that. Oh, you're still going down this road.
Oh, no.
I want to hear it. I hate to do this because what if this is just bullshit? All right. But that there is this evolutionary sort of process to men in postpartum that they lose testosterone temporarily. And it's a kind of thing to keep them historically tied to the mother and child. From straying.
yeah from straying and and it's a kind of thing that that has evolved over time and the survival of those fittest people because the father was there with the child and the mother so you're so so i'm so i'm curious how does this relate to you well that gaining weight can be some sympathy weight gained because of the loss of testosterone apparently you also walked in he's got huge breasts now you have huge lactating breasts and you're a big fat fuck
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Chapter 6: What did Olivia learn from her breast cancer diagnosis?
And she was like, no, no, you just have less of that, you know, asshole juice running through your body.
See, I went through a male pregnancy. He went through menopause.
Yeah. Oh, I did. I did. Yeah. That's nice. Yeah. I don't think that I got the sentimentality. I'm waiting for that part. You know, I don't get all mushy. You don't really ever? I do. When it comes to your kids, especially. No, just when I see old clips of late night.
Okay.
Like, ah, look at him with Al Roker. 1994. No, no, I do. I do. Yeah, I know. Well, I'm just saying stuff. But I think, but yeah, I am very, first of all, very glad you're back. Because you are a very important voice here on this show, as you know. And I say that with no ridicule or jokes attached to it. Or seriousness. Yeah. or seriousness, or real honesty.
No, but we're really happy. I'm so glad to be back. I did miss you guys. I edited the show while I was gone, so it was really interesting to hear you guys kind of feel like I was there in a one-way sort of way.
Were you ever coming in with your panted crits, but then realizing that you were just listening to us and you couldn't participate?
Of course, and I don't have any actual cash with me, but I'm making a $100 bill that I would like to send to Eduardo for his... Lil' Bitch put you in your place.
That's right.
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Chapter 7: How does Olivia Munn feel about her journey in the acting industry?
And you know what? Some people say our country is terribly divided. Unified the country. Yeah. Everyone. I don't care if you're a red state, blue state, you know, Trumper, never Trumper. Everyone said, yes, that guy's a little bitch. Yeah. It was a beautiful moment. It was a really sweet, definitely sweet moment.
Everybody in the country listening to Lil Bitch and Big Fat Fuck with Dem Titties.
Yeah, Big Fat Fuck with Dem Titties. We bring people together with our special brand of the truth. Can we give a very special thank you to David Hopping for having covered for Borals?
David was fantastic. Yeah. I edited and I at a time was just like, oh, they don't they don't need me. He's great. You know what I mean? No, we need you. No, he was great.
I won't have. I mean, David, I can take in small doses. And, you know, I love David. Yeah. But he works Hilary Duff into every conversation.
Yeah.
And and I listen, I like Hilary Duff. I'd gladly have her here on the pod. Yes. Yeah. Whenever we clear up whatever legal thing we have between us. But but yeah, he is so obsessed with Hilary Duff.
Can I just shout out in all honesty, my wife, who did all the work, obviously, for for all of us. She's been amazing. And so Amanda, the two girls.
Yeah. Yeah. Amanda, your wife, very beautiful, very talented. You're a lucky man. I am. Man, you're lucky. Yeah. Okay. Well, hold on. Jesus Christ. You really lucked out. Well, I'm just saying. It's kind of creepy the way you're saying it. I'm just saying when he said, oh, you got to meet my wife. I thought it was going to be like a broom with a face painted on it. Her name's Amanda.
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Chapter 8: What modern slang does Conan test during the episode?
Your husband. Taktikizian. Yeah. I can't believe I'm saying Taktikizian now. Tak, tak, tak. You don't even know his last name, do you? No, it's Beroian. It isn't. It's Taktikizian. It's not Taktikizian. Oh, yeah. Anyway, this is getting really nice and everything, so I just want to get us back to ground zero. Yeah. Okay? Please do. You suck. You were way too long. I'm fat.
Yeah, and you're a fat fuck. You're a fat guy now. Fat guy, you got to lose the weight. Yeah, but you're titties. Your husband's name's Taktikizian. You're way too loud, and you don't help me as much as you should. I think we're all... Where did that come from? Why? And I think we're all... And you're still a little bitch. You're still a little bitch.
bitch no one two three little bit i can't no i can't i honestly why does it feel so right i can't do it you can't do it i honestly could not do it i don't know you've called me everything you actually called me a little bitch before i'm sure i have i've called you a dick an asshole but i can't i don't know why you're afraid like job security No, I think I just I feel like it's too far.
You think Eduardo went too far? No, I don't think he went too far. I think I would go too far. And I think it's because I was your assistant for so long. And I wouldn't want to. I've never seen. Isn't that weird? I know. I don't know. Wait a minute. You have some tiny bit of professional fear of me. I kind of do. Yes, that's incredible. I do.
I mean, when he said it, everybody else was laughing, and I was like, oh my God, Eduardo. Eduardo was scared. He went home. He was really terrified that it was over. I feel good about it now. And then you remembered who I am. Also, you probably went home thinking, it could be over for me, but if it is, totally worth it. What a way to go. anyone in the country would have hired you.
Uh, well, super happy to have you back. Yep. Um, and, uh, we've reunited, as you know, probably the, there's, isn't there a movie where they, there's different stones and they got to put them in the glove.
Yeah. The Shankar stones of Indiana Jones and the temple of doom.
Sure. Are you talking about Thanos? I don't know.
I just knew that. No, we're talking about, I know that when, I don't know.
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