The Tallest Thing in Marrakesh

18.323 - 18.723 Yasmina

I'm good.

34.702 - 35.726 Yasmina

But I'm from Morocco.

35.746 - 40.382 Conan O'Brien

You're from Morocco originally. And why did you go to Brussels? Is there a reason for that?

40.582 - 62.421 Yasmina

I went to Brussels because medical school is cheap here. And the weather is really bad. I'm not paying for my studies. I'm done with medical school. I didn't pay. So I had to make the wise choice for my parents.

62.401 - 72.478 Conan O'Brien

Yes, I think you did the right thing. But you do you miss Morocco? Let's talk about Morocco. Are you from where are you from in Morocco?

73.235 - 75.017 Yasmina

So I'm from Marrakesh. Oh, Marrakesh.

102.175 - 131.237 Conan O'Brien

you watch my show have you seen my show yeah well I'm trying to my podcast are you what do you like what do you like that I do this is all leading up to something crucial yes I know I can feel it yes you can feel it I'm very ominous yeah it's very ominous but it's I ask for a reason which is then if you're familiar with me maybe you have an opinion on what would be like if I came to Marrakesh would I be a natural do you think I would blend in well in Marrakesh in Morocco

132.382 - 135.248 Yasmina

You'd be the tallest thing there.

136.45 - 139.156 Conan O'Brien

Not even human. I'd be the tallest thing.

139.176 - 140.058 Yasmina

You'd be the tallest everything.

140.839 - 164.449 Conan O'Brien

Wow. You'd also be the whitest everything. You don't have a mountain that's higher than six foot four inches? No. This is the mighty mountain. Greatest mountain we have is six foot two in its shoes. You'd be towering over everyone. Wow, okay. Well, I've never been to a country where I'm the tallest thing, including all inanimate objects and mountain ranges. Okay, I'd be tall.

272.986 - 282.039 Yasmina

Um, like I'll give you an example. If you were to wear what, uh, like a traditional Moroccan man would wear, you'd wear this thing called a Jalaba.

282.419 - 283.04 Conan O'Brien

A Jalaba.

283.401 - 293.794 Yasmina

Uh, yeah. And it's like a long sweater. Um, But you're so tall, it would fit like a mini skirt.

295.175 - 297.598 Unknown

I'd like to see that.

297.818 - 320.905 Conan O'Brien

I know. So now I'm picturing myself walking through Marrakesh, like through a bazaar, a market. Are there markets there? I'm guessing that's my image in my head, maybe just based on movies and things. But walking through a market and I'm wearing a mini skirt and maybe high heels and I have a clutch, a clutch bag. And a little sassy hat.

1023.483 - 1047.531 Yasmina

Yes. I'm worried. Well, not for me, because it's not a thing that's happening right this second in my hospital. But it might be an issue in the coming years. But I don't care because I'll be retired by then. Okay.

1047.551 - 1055.059 Conan O'Brien

Wow. You're retiring in six months. You look pretty young. That's incredible. I know. I've been replaced by AI. This is an AI Conan you're talking to right now.

1055.63 - 1058.416 Yasmina

Yes. This is an AI Yasmina you're talking to.

1058.436 - 1087.214 Conan O'Brien

Very nice. I knew there was something I liked about you. We share a synthetic quality. I like you, Yasmina, and you're very funny. And I think you're a fine representative of Marrakesh, Morocco. And I do hope one day I get to meet your parents. Eat finger foods in front of them. And then go out and find a camel to mess around with. This has been lovely talking to you.

1087.955 - 1096.993 Conan O'Brien

And thank you for reaching out to us. That's really nice. I love it when people from other countries, places I've never been, reach out to us. It's really fun.