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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Tom Holland and Dominic Sandbrook of The Rest Is History Podcast

20 Oct 2025

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Chapter 1: What makes Tom Holland and Dominic Sandbrook excited about history?

3.305 - 8.472 Tom Holland

Hi, my name is Dominic Sandbrook, and I feel surprisingly aroused about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

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8.492 - 17.965 Unknown

Okay, you understand that. Hi, my name is Tom Holland, and I feel chuffed about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

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17.985 - 21.55 Conan O'Brien

Okay, looking that up now on UK Slang.

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24.179 - 43.167 Sona Movsesian

Fall is here, hear the yell. Back to school, ring the bell. Brand new shoes, walking blues. Climb the fence, books and pens. I can tell that we are gonna be friends. Yes, I can tell that we are gonna be friends.

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43.754 - 58.771 Conan O'Brien

Hey there. Welcome to Conan O'Brien. Needs a friend. Shocking. Shocking revelation today. Sonam of Session is not with us. Her chair, like Tiny Tim's little stool in the corner, is empty. Just a crutch. She's not here. No.

Chapter 2: How do humor and history intertwine in storytelling?

58.791 - 62.976 Conan O'Brien

Instead, it's just Matt and I. Which is nice, because this is a different dynamic for us.

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63.016 - 70.545 Dominic Sandbrook

There's none of that, her braying laugh. Yeah. She's a nice icebreaker, though, because isn't it a little awkward with just you and me, you know?

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71.146 - 90.632 Conan O'Brien

Reminds me of an old Norm Macdonald joke. He said, yeah, I went home for Thanksgiving and saw the family, and my dad and I accidentally made eye contact. And I thought, God damn it, I relate to that. So now we have to look in each other's eyes.

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90.692 - 106.92 Dominic Sandbrook

No, no. No, you can't. You can't do it. No, I can't do that. I can't do that. But do you know where Sona is? I don't. No one told me where she went. You're going to love this. Okay. She is speaking, I think a featured guest speaker at an assistance convention. No, she's not.

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Chapter 3: What are the challenges of discussing grim historical events?

106.94 - 109.683 Dominic Sandbrook

Is that a bit? I swear to God. This is not a bit. This is true.

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109.703 - 134.071 Conan O'Brien

Yeah. I can just see your eyes glowing. Is it a how-to or like a cautionary tale? I don't know. No, I think she is, you know. Is it a scared straight? She turns the chair around backwards and sits down. Look, guys, if you want to be an assistant, don't do what I did. Wow. I know. So she's telling people how to be an assistant.

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134.091 - 144.627 Dominic Sandbrook

Ostensibly. I don't know if it's a Q&A or she's doing a speech about it, but she is- It could be a trial. Of war crimes. Maybe it's an entrapment.

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144.647 - 161.952 Conan O'Brien

She's like Eichmann. She's in a glass booth. She's wearing headphones. People are coming up and testifying against her. We may never see her again. No, we're not going to see her because I know what the verdict's going to be. Wow, that's incredible.

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161.972 - 173.493 Matt Gourley

She also found out recently before going to this that it's for a bunch of tech company assistants. Yeah. So it's not even like industry entertainment assistants. This is specifically tech.

173.954 - 186.255 Conan O'Brien

Oh, this is a disaster. I mean, I wish we could find out where it is and quickly drive over there in a van. Let's find out when she's back. Remind me, we have to dig down deep. on what happened.

186.435 - 189.56 Dominic Sandbrook

We'll do a whole segment on it. Yeah, because- We gotta find out more.

189.86 - 194.086 Conan O'Brien

It's just astounding to me. But, you know, we love our Sona. We do miss her.

Chapter 4: How do Tom and Dominic choose their historical heroes?

194.266 - 194.587 Dominic Sandbrook

We do.

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195.768 - 196.369 Conan O'Brien

Rest in peace.

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196.71 - 198.893 Dominic Sandbrook

Yeah, well, no, please, she's fine. Oh.

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199.253 - 212.332 Conan O'Brien

You always go right to rest in peace. Well, that was a good meal. Yep, rest in peace. No! How are you? Oh, I'm- This is a chance for us to really drill down. How are you, Matt Gourley, as a person? How's your life? It's good. Look at me, I'm right here.

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212.352 - 213.774 Dominic Sandbrook

No, I can't. Look me in the eye. I can't do it.

213.834 - 214.515 Conan O'Brien

Look at me.

215.71 - 217.191 Dominic Sandbrook

Right past you. Oh, wow.

Chapter 5: What role does humor play in understanding historical figures?

217.452 - 219.354 Dominic Sandbrook

I'm good. I'm good. Thank you. How are you?

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220.194 - 224.659 Conan O'Brien

You didn't say anything and then you put it right back on me. How am I going to find out about you?

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224.679 - 243.017 Dominic Sandbrook

What do you want to know? I'm an open book. You aren't. You aren't an open book. How are things at home? How's everything going? Good, good. My daughter's cracking me up daily. How old is she now? She's going to be four by the time this comes out. Okay. Yeah. Very good. Yeah, this doesn't air for three years. Okay.

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244.651 - 246.774 Conan O'Brien

So that's great.

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246.914 - 257.207 Dominic Sandbrook

Yeah. Is she funny? She's really funny. Yeah. She's a character, man. She rules the house. She's a like beta to the rest of the world, but it just horrible alpha to me.

257.447 - 263.615 Conan O'Brien

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what happens. Is it? They're like lovely to other people and then they come home and they're absolute Mussolini's.

263.635 - 270.363 Dominic Sandbrook

You're not kidding. Yeah. Even when it comes down to play, like she gives me my lines for when we're playing. Oh yeah. She dictates them to me.

Chapter 6: How does history inform our perspective on current events?

270.383 - 270.483 Dominic Sandbrook

Yeah.

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270.603 - 273.527 Conan O'Brien

Yeah. Well, it sounds like you're miserable at home.

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273.507 - 274.869 Dominic Sandbrook

I'm having some struggles.

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277.812 - 284.48 Conan O'Brien

Well, feel free to talk to me anytime about anything that's going on in your life. I'd rather not. I'd rather you didn't either.

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284.5 - 284.961 Dominic Sandbrook

Okay, all right.

284.981 - 287.063 Conan O'Brien

You know what you should do? Schedule it with David Hopping.

287.204 - 287.424 Dominic Sandbrook

Okay.

287.444 - 315.432 Conan O'Brien

Now there's an assistant. I could talk to him. You know who's not gonna go to an assistance convention is David Hopping. Yeah. How are you? I gotta ask David. Okay. David keeps my schedule and he tells me how I am. I'm doing very well, thank you. And I am going to head east to New York very shortly to help, this is a new experience for me, promote a film that I'm in. I know, this is exciting.

315.712 - 325.093 Conan O'Brien

Yeah, and this is a new thing for me to say, You got to go check out my picture, see? I mean, that's nothing I've aspired to or ever thought would happen.

Chapter 7: What legal considerations arise when using music in podcasts?

369.957 - 377.207 Conan O'Brien

You're blinking in Morse code. Please save me. Yeah, so that's my story.

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377.187 - 387.598 Dominic Sandbrook

Okay. I'm in the pictures. Let's end this. We should get to this because this is a really fun. No. Okay. Okay. I want out. Will you read the intro for Christ's sake?

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387.919 - 414.701 Conan O'Brien

Okay. Wow. Religious. My guests today are two historians who co-host one of the most successful history podcasts in the world. The rest is history. I listen to these gentlemen all the time. They're always in my ear and they are brilliant. Tom Holland and Dominic Sambra, welcome.

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414.781 - 435.598 Conan O'Brien

Gentlemen, I'm going to begin by saying that it is quite a comedown for me to have you on the podcast, and I'll explain why. I have a very large ego, and for a while I believed that I had the greatest podcast ever. in the world. I really did. I really thought I cannot be touched. No one can come close.

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436.259 - 458.046 Conan O'Brien

And then one day, several years ago, I heard someone mention this podcast called The Rest is History. And I'm a history buff. I listened to one episode. I listened to two. I listened to three and four. I've now listened to possibly 300 or 400 of your 800. I'm working my way through. And I have to concede that you have the greatest podcast. That's gracious.

458.066 - 472.467 Conan O'Brien

You will always have the greatest podcast. I'm loving this podcast. I am an addict. I'm here to confess my addiction. And you're in my ears all the time.

Chapter 8: What are the implications of copyright in podcasting?

472.507 - 492.703 Conan O'Brien

And whenever people ask me, what podcast do you listen to? I don't give them a list. I say it's The Rest is History with Tom and Dominic. I was starstruck. When I heard your voices and I was in the room upstairs in my Larchmont, this is a palace, really. Yeah. I heard your voices. I couldn't believe that you were here.

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493.023 - 513.563 Conan O'Brien

So not since I met George Harrison back at Saturday Night Live back in the day have I been this excited. And you met Paul McCartney. Yes, I've met Paul McCartney. But way more exciting. Yeah. You guys are, no, no. I'm going to put you on the same level. Okay. We'll take it. You're on the same level. So gentlemen, thank you so much for being here. Really. Thank you.

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513.603 - 531.671 Conan O'Brien

Thank you so much for having us. That's all the time we have. It's been lovely having you. It's fine. You've said enough for us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's end it there. It's not going to get better. I love history. And my favorite thing about your show is that the history is brilliant and I feel it's very well researched and you're both very knowledgeable, but it's funny.

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532.051 - 556.306 Conan O'Brien

And I'm a big believer in keeping two opposing ideas in your head at the same time. You guys will talk about some of the grimmest things in the history of the world, like World War I, but there'll be sections where you can't stop laughing. And I'm laughing with you. And I love that because both things are true. World War I might be the worst thing that ever happened to humanity.

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556.446 - 577.118 Conan O'Brien

It's absolutely terrible and a war that was fought for no reason. And then I will find myself, you two will get talking about the Kaiser and what a ridiculous man the Kaiser was. And I will be crying. I'm laughing so hard along with you. Is humor the way into this? Uh, no, actually. So the story is the way in. Did you just disagree with me?

577.138 - 578.241 Tom Holland

I did, yeah.

578.301 - 581.087 Conan O'Brien

Let me explain where you are right now.

581.107 - 581.909 Tom Holland

You're in America.

581.929 - 582.631 Conan O'Brien

No.

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