Something's Really Weird About My Sexy New Neighbor | Creep Cast
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Welcome back to Creepcast! Today, I'm solo! My co-host just gave birth. His child's name is Tonka. Inside of his womb, they also found the Spear of Destiny, the Rosetta Stone, and half an eaten chocolate bar of Ghirardelli chocolate. So congrats to Windupussy and his worm Tonka. So today I am alone because Isaiah is dealing with his new grub. So it is just me. I'm going to give the man a break. So guess what, bitches? You are stuck with me. That's it. You're going to see why this is a dynamic duo and not a single show. All right. There's going to be a lot of weaknesses that happen here. I have, you know, I'm not even going to apologize. All right. I am a poor reader. Ironic. I know. But here we are. So. For people that don't know, I am here with my beautiful Patreon chat.
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There it is. So we're going to be doing a story that I feel like Isaiah wouldn't like or he wouldn't want to be a part of. And it's going to be called something's weird about my sexy neighbor. Something's really weird about my sexy new neighbor. Oh, shit. Who's the editor put up? Put up the author's name. God damn it, Harry even sent me that too. Also, for audio people, editor, put in an audio version of what the author's name is. Jared Roberts. See, Isaiah does this part usually, and then I get to learn about it as well. There you go. That's also one of the things. So, without further ado, we're going to jump into it. Something's really weird about my sexy new neighbor.
What strange behavior do the boys notice about their neighbor?
Written by... Jared Roberts.
So, thank you to... jared roberts writing this and we will leave a link below to go show them support so please do that okay i've never had a sexy neighbor in my life i've only ever i've only ever had 53 year old men so this will be new to me all right here we go mom did you hear isaiah had his baby isaiah had his baby yeah is it a boy or girl i don't know They just said that the child's name is Tonka.
Oh, just now?
Yep, just now. No.
I can show you a picture of it.
All right, Grandma, don't laugh at the name. His name is Tonka. It's a good name. Like the truck.
It does seem like a yellow toy.
Oh, my God. Did you say I want one so bad? You have like three. You have two.
I'm tired of modine, pepper.
I want one like Isaiah's. You want one like Isaiah's? You're saying that you want a skinny child is what you're saying. Well, you're the one who did the diet, bitch. All right, here we go. All right, here we go Something's really weird about my sexy new neighbor written by Jared Roberts about two weeks ago My parents moved me and my little bro into a fancier home in Tulsa, Oklahoma Okay, well that's there is no such thing as a fancy home in Tulsa, Oklahoma. So dad got a new better-paying job That's the reason they gave us at least I know they wanted to keep Sam out of trouble. He's a good kid He's just got a lot of imagination I tell him we should make comics. Anyway, we were only there for a day or two when Sam starts to notice our new next door neighbor.
I'm like, what's the big deal? Because he's telling me I have to come see the neighbor quick, quick before she goes in. So I rush over to his bedroom window because it looks down on the neighbor's house. I'm thinking I'm going to see a weirdo with a stuffed cat or something. That's just this older woman, maybe about 40.
She looks pretty in like a Barbie doll kind of way.
It's weird though.
Because it's really raining out there and she... And she just... She's just walking to the road to check her mailbox.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–3:22
2
What strange behavior do the boys notice about their neighbor?
3:22–9:53
3
What happens when the boys decide to spy on their neighbor?
9:53–20:26
4
What shocking discovery do the boys make in the neighbor's backyard?
20:26–54:52
5
What happens when the boys discover the message 'Help me'?
54:52–56:05
6
How do the boys react to the creepy old man in the house?
56:05–56:36
7
What strange occurrences happen after the boys call their dad?
56:36–56:58
8
How does Aunt Thea help the boys cope with their dad's disappearance?
56:58–2:02:48