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Dan Does Footy

Daicos Does Tattoos

17 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.031 - 9.98 Dan

Hey everyone. Probably wondering, how did you get here? With Jason putting a massive Magpie tattoo on my leg and Nick Dacos signing it.

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Chapter 2: What tattoo did Dan get and who signed it?

10 - 36.681 Dan

Well, it's a funny story. Carl lost again, which is a big ha-ha. And Nick Dacos has a huge Collingwood tattoo on my leg now. So, stay tuned for more fun. This is going to be a hell of an episode. Vimeo Pass out. Alright, we're here. It's a massive day, and it's a massive morning for not great reasons, but the crew is up and about. That's the biggest hat I've ever seen on your head, Doc.

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36.701 - 39.725 Xander

Well, everyone put on hats, so I thought I had to join in.

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39.745 - 62.012 Dan

Oh, there's just a lot happening. So welcome back. You're at the same crew, PAX Studio. Not often, it's a lot of bodies in the studio. There is a lot of people here. Obviously, we've got X is here, Joey's here, Doc is here. We've got the Moth Arch, Electric, and Sam has come down to see the show, you absolute sickos. Welcome, boys. Uh... Sam, congrats. The suspension has been lifted.

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62.452 - 73.187 Dan

It has been lifted. Back in the fold. Yeah, it was good. I spoke at the president's function yesterday, which is good. They plunked me on the commission table, which was pretty fun.

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73.207 - 82.905 Joey

I went with my dog. It was, yeah, like... Collingwood officials, Carlton president, president of the league.

83.085 - 84.347 Dan

Yeah. Andrew Dillon.

84.468 - 86.913 Joey

Andrew Dillon. What's his term? CEO. CEO.

87.554 - 92.183 Dan

How do you know that? I don't know, man. I'm slightly hungover. Just give me a break.

92.363 - 94.187 Xander

It's always, even I'm a little bit hungover.

Chapter 3: How did Nick Dacos perform in the recent game?

406.991 - 410.856 Doc

That's good. Mate, there would have been years gone by where they would have meant it.

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410.836 - 434.965 Dan

Yeah, but now it's a good rat. So then we talk about you on Back to the Flight. And then what happened last night in the last quarter, I think it was last quarter, I'm sitting there and I go, I know exactly what's happening here. This now feels personal. The TV then cuts to you. Going back with the flight again behind glass on Josh Giddey. Behind glass on Josh Giddey. Run us through that.

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434.985 - 450.293 Doc

Yeah. Well, so he's been coming to footy with us for a couple of years now, three or four years, I reckon, because the box is a Jam TV box, which is my old man's company, the production company.

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450.813 - 452.616 Xander

Why do you say it like that?

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452.636 - 462.154 Dan

What was that about? That felt personal. Are you guys all right? He had a hooker in the box too. Oh, that's okay. That's one of those ones where... Steve Hooker.

462.214 - 467.163 Doc

Yeah, he did. This is the clickbait media that's coming for you. You know how you had 24 hours of Rev?

467.243 - 474.576 Dan

Dog is still drunk from last night. You know how you had 24 hours of Rev as a still image last week? It'll be hooker in the box. It's going to be

474.556 - 480.445 Xander

I can't claim that, to be fair. I'm going to take that. Mitch Cleary gave me that one at halftime, so I won't tell you.

480.465 - 487.596 Dan

And one of the news producers gave it to Mitch. So, yeah, you, Steve Hooper, and Josh Giddey, what a trio of dips. Oh, there's more.

Chapter 4: What was the significance of the tattoo reveal?

1579.577 - 1592.072 Dan

Who is our friend? Jacob, was it? Jacob, yeah. No, I love Jacob. He's a legend. I love Jacob Farrow even more because he plays for Essendon. Everyone's tense today. I get it. Let's go to Harry. Could be Harry Mackay, even though it probably isn't, but let's see.

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1593.714 - 1613.617 Unknown

Hey, Dan. Condolences, mate. Don't mean that. But not really condolences. Knew it. Because Collingwood gave you the most dangerous thing in the world, which is hope. And do you know what they did with that hope? They shoved it right up your ass. Go boys. LOL.

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1615.299 - 1628.695 Dan

I was thinking the show this morning. I was like, what's up my ass? No, I can feel something in my rectum. Oh, that's hope. So I was glad that Harry put that there. Eddie Collingwood put that all the way up there. Let's get to Liam. Do you know what hope stands for? What?

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Chapter 5: How did the crew react to the tattoo?

1628.715 - 1639.284 Dan

Hold on. Pain ends. Is it actually? No, it's just a word. Just made that up. Okay, let's go to the last one. Is it Liam? Is it Liam? Yeah, Liam.

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1639.304 - 1668.093 Joey

Boys, that was fucking mental. Look, I just want to say... Thanks for placing the bet because he might as well have shaved his fucking head, mate. He came out playing like old mate Gary Ablett Jr. I've just witnessed the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. You know, back in the day they said that was God disguised as Michael Jordan. That was fucking Gary Ablett disguised as Nick Dacos.

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1668.734 - 1673.359 Joey

That was fucking elite. Enjoy the tat. Love the pod. Catches.

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1673.339 - 1679.553 Dan

Appreciate it, Liam. I know he doesn't have to shave his head. I want him drug tested immediately. I am pushing.

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Chapter 6: What was the atmosphere like during the game?

1679.573 - 1696.466 Dan

I've made some anonymous calls to WADA. Ten of them this morning. Just saying, hey, I don't know if you've seen this, but I think Dacos did something that I've never seen before in my life. Piss in the cup. Was that just to void the bet? Yeah, and if it comes back positive, we will get this removed.

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1696.486 - 1699.069 Xander

Do you get laser? Yeah, we get laser. On Monday morning.

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1699.29 - 1716.169 Dan

Yeah, if it comes back positive. If you're like me, you need gear that works as hard as it plays, and that's why you've got to check out the Isuzu D-Max. This thing is a weapon, whether you're on the tours during the week or heading bush for a weekend camp. The D-Max eats it up. We're talking three and a half ton towing capacity. You can chuck the trailer or chuck the boat on the back.

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1716.189 - 1738.986 Dan

You don't have a boat yet, do you? No, not yet, but I want one of these. If you do, no dramas at all. And with 4x4 grunt, you can get off-road and actually enjoy yourself knowing you're in the right vehicle that can handle it all. Rugged, reliable, and built for real Aussie conditions. Sounds like me. Go your own way with the Isuzu D-Max. What a car. All right, welcome back. Here we are. It's...

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1739.978 - 1758.484 Dan

I am horizontal with a needle just going up and down inside my skin. Nick Dacos, ladies and gentlemen, is in the house. Well done, Nick. Hey, congrats, Nick. Thanks for having me, Goza. Congrats, mate. Congrats on this. It felt personal in the last quarter. It definitely was a little bit personal.

1759.125 - 1777.574 Dan

I think I've already told you, but Mark Piddon came up to me at three-quarter time and told me I'd look good with a shaved head. So it just reignited the flame for me a little bit. It reminded me why we needed to win so bad, and it's good to see you getting the tat today. Like, what is Piddo thinking? Hey, Piddo. I reckon don't poke the bear. I've already poked him pre-game.

1777.594 - 1779.557 Dan

I hope we don't do that again at three-quarter time.

1779.577 - 1787.71 Doc

I reckon Pito would have listened to the Friday pod last week where you bagged him for trying to win the Coleman. Yeah. You mean every pod? Yeah. Every pod where he bags him.

1787.73 - 1804.378 Dan

Mate, that's a hundred games. You just, you know, we, I've got a fine line here between trying to just pump you up, but also being flat at what you're doing to me right now. 100 games, mate. Unbelievable. Last night, again, last quarter. We've spoken about it a little bit. Run us through the last quarter. I think that's where I want to start.

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