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Dan Does Footy

Rage against the Machines

27 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

0.031 - 1.574 Dan

Oh, the game's gone, isn't it?

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1.594 - 5.921 Unknown

The game's gone. The game's gone. The game's gone. The game's gone. The game's gone. Where is it?

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6.042 - 7.164 Joey

Where is it? Where is it? Where is it?

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7.464 - 12.994 Unknown

Ah, it's gone. The game's gone. The game's gone. It was in our hands, but then it disappeared.

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13.134 - 17.182 Joey

That in itself just shows how far gone the game has gone.

17.202 - 18.023 Unknown

The game's gone.

21.395 - 48.972 Dan

Welcome back to D Does Footy. Welcome back, you rats, in the rat cage on this Monday, the 27th of April. A big round of football has just passed, a big Anzac round of football. A lot of big wins, a lot of bad losses. The Bombers and the Eagles are horrible football. The Pies get back on track. The Blues just do enough to not embarrass themselves. The Hawks look really good.

48.952 - 62.409 Dan

And that plus a lot more, and of course, it is now... Joey's birthday, everyone! As he has it called!

62.429 - 62.87 Unknown

Happy birthday to you!

Chapter 2: What happened during Joey's birthday celebration?

109.907 - 122.105 Dan

At 920. And we just made it into that team. So no preseason, all of you straight in there. Yep. Best on-ground performance? Who was it? Something saying that. Well, no, there's still something here. Moth thinks it was him.

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Chapter 3: What are the highlights of the recent football games?

122.125 - 144.834 Dan

You think it was yourself. It says that it was Moth. I'll give it to Moth. Okay. Yep. But you came second best on-ground. Yeah, I had, I think, 40 clearances or something like that. Sam also played in it. He kicked four goals, came third best on the ground. Three of the four. We kicked four goals, he kicked three. Okay. Yeah, so he had four touches, three goals.

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145.334 - 154.845 Dan

And just to be clear, the other team was full of under 19-year-olds. Yeah. Just a couple of shout-outs actually for the team. Number 27. Who, for the other team or your team? For their team.

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155.348 - 159.254 Unknown

He was a beast. Because they had a few guys that I need to recognize for greatness.

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159.715 - 174.777 Dan

No one cares. 27 was good. We don't care about them. The Peroxide boys were unreal. Number 20 was a bit aggro. We're recapping the under-19s team that beat you by 100 points. The Can Man, who I absolutely smoked. He's good. He's a good guy. So you are facing a suspension for this.

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There is weeks here.

176.139 - 194.1 Dan

Allegedly. So run us through what happened to you in your sequence of events. Because that's the evidence. If anyone can't see that, that is a huge... I've got to say Grassburn, it's probably going to need stitches. And then Cam Man has sent this in to us. We like Cam Man. Cam Man won the hard rated when we were in the box, when I was in the box for two days.

194.12 - 207.977 Dan

He won the competition for tickets to a game. I think it was Grand Final tickets. Anyway, he won that. He sent through this saying, I've just been abused and ragdolled by Joey. So I've got his statement. What do you like to say in trying to defend yourself from the ban that you're about to get?

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Well, I don't want to... Obviously, like there's a he said, he said sort of thing here, like the Butters, whatever happened with Zach Butters thing.

215.617 - 223.571 Dan

So I don't want to essentially say what he was saying on the field. You can. There's no audio. There's definitely no audio. Nah, because there's definitely audio and I don't want to get him in trouble.

Chapter 4: How do the boys feel about the umpiring this week?

330.112 - 350.515 Dan

No, that's your- Tell him we're coming back for real. And then also, I'm getting reports, because when something happens in our orbit here, anything in the football world, somehow I find out about it. It feels like any local ground or AFL venue, I will find out if something's happened. People report that to me. I find out before the ball up even starts to start the game.

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352.179 - 367.687 Dan

In the warm-up, no one knows you. You don't even know them. You're shaking their hands. You're mouthing off the other team that you have no idea. A team of 17-year-olds saying, we hate these fuckers. We owe them. You've got some nerve. Who do you think you are? Well, how do you pump up your own team?

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367.827 - 374.517 Dan

Anytime I see, you always know that one person before a game who does that from your position, you know that they're the worst footballer.

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374.537 - 389.756 Unknown

There was another incident before we even like got changed or went into the sheds. This guy walked past and I was introducing myself. We all were. We're like, hey, mate, we're Josh. We're Joey. We're Sam. And this guy walked past. I'm like, hey, mate, Joey. And he shakes my hand. He goes, yeah, like Lincoln or whatever his name was. And then I look at his beanie.

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He's got a white fries beanie, which is the other team. I'm like, hold on a second. You're not on our team. And I'm like, oh, what's your number? You're dead.

399.511 - 417.018 Dan

So quickly turned to violence. You're shaking hands with the other teams on the way through. I was just really quickly, I was just trying to set the tone for the Fitzroy boys and let them know that I'm with them till the day that I die, you know? But then you lost by 10 goals. Yeah, I'm still with them though. Yeah. Well, great return. What about Ash? Weren't interested in that? Sorry?

417.098 - 428.049 Dan

Were you interested in playing football? I reckon I'll play next week. Okay. Yeah. Are you going to get a game anywhere training? We haven't been to a training yet. Remember when Ash said that he's famous, he can get a gig wherever he wants?

428.35 - 429.191 Unknown

Oh, I never said that.

Chapter 5: What are the key moments discussed in the last games?

3341.055 - 3350.607 Dan

It's always the deepest kick in defense that he's going to go, you know what, 45 mil the ground, and just shanks it. Shorts was standing there just like, thanks.

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And he was doing this shit at North, but he just had like a couple, like, did he, Sam, you're a North fan. Was he a good, was he a good defender for long or was it just like a little patch of brilliance? He probably had like a year where he demanded maybe 700, but he was never getting that money staying at North, if that makes sense. But he was good. He was good. Was he a restricted free agent?

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Is that why they had to pay up? Yes. That's why we got the comp pick, which ended up being Zane Dursman, I believe. Yeah, okay. He gets like three touches a game. What's that? He gets like two or three touches a game.

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Chapter 6: How do the panel feel about Ben Mackay's performance?

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That's a good pick. Nah, he's going well. He's a project player. He's going to be really good when he has confidence. Anyway, we're talking about Essendon.

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3385.135 - 3385.736 Dan

He's a passion project.

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3385.937 - 3406.355 Unknown

So, Ben Mackay has just always sort of been like that at North? Yeah, there's been no surprises from a North fan watching him at Essendon going like, oh... He was way better at North. That's exactly what he would do at North. He'd bite off kicks that he couldn't take. And as a result, would turn it over quite often, if we're being really honest about it.

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3406.795 - 3421.917 Dan

I see North fans fist pumping every time he does it. North fans are now being honest as well. They watch Essendon games just to see him do those kicks. They're just real salty. It's crazy. And then you saw the clap, as you said before. So he must have thought that ball was going for the goals. Because he literally is there on a 1v1, sees one, he goes, yeah, great.

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And then Angry Anderson has the ball in the goal square, kicking the goal.

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What was he thinking there? Was it like a mark?

3429.427 - 3432.27 Dan

Someone else has gone in to kill it.

3432.431 - 3433.492 Unknown

Oh, so he thought it was dead.

Chapter 7: What are the implications of umpiring decisions on the game?

3433.532 - 3448.398 Dan

He's just assumed, oh, that's gone over my head. But the fact that his back's turned to the plate, he's like, great stuff, great stuff. Angry Anderson's like, thanks so much. Just turn around. You can't even play in the VFL because it won't fix anything.

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3449.039 - 3462.44 Dan

So you're just handcuffed to this huge contract that you can't send back to the VFL for him to work anything because I guarantee he'd be doing the same stuff down there. I really feel bad for him because I feel like the Mackays are such confidence players and they need their confidence to be sky high for them to play well.

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And he's not going to get any better in the AFL.

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3466.285 - 3484.864 Dan

Put him down in the VFL, he could practice and have no head noise about risking those kicks. No. Well, you know what? I will say, let's get good on him for getting paid a lot of money. Yeah, absolutely. That's a massive thing. So what about Ben McKay? He's paid a shit ton of money. That's great. Honestly, if I get paid millions to just be okay at something, don't care.

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I think that's unreal.

3486.466 - 3503.225 Dan

That's the dream. That's like being the backup quarterback. That would be the best job. It is the dream. Yeah. It's the dream. And, you know, people who are doing this right now at work, I know you're opening tabs looking at the NBA scores. And you're probably getting paid a lot of money because your boss thinks you're doing a good job. You're doing a Ben McKay, which is just fine. It's okay.

3503.245 - 3513.542 Dan

So well done to everyone out there. What does Brad Scott have to do? Actually, on him again, he did make McStay look like Tony Lockett. McStay looked really good. Yeah, McStay looks unreal, I think.

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His field kicking was insane.

3515.245 - 3525.762 Dan

Yeah, is this a McStay's good or is it Essendon's backline wasn't unreal? Nah, Essendon's backline was pretty bad. It was pretty bad. I feel like McStay's actually been okay the last couple of weeks. Like he's building.

Chapter 8: What are the predictions for upcoming matches?

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I'm just trying to be positive. No, no, no, no. What does Brad Scott have to do to keep his job, do we think? Is it a wins-loss record or is it just a vibe? Was Brad Scott in the running to run the AFL at one stage?

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Maybe that's his master plan. Maybe he wants to get sacked by the Bombers and then move into AFL HQ. Destroy another team. Great. Awesome. Destroy the whole league. Great. I don't know. I don't know. That's Robertson's start. That's a positive. Yeah, he's so good. 42 against, 707 metres gained. He was good. But for Aston, just alarm bells everywhere. This rebuild that they're in has to work.

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3561.263 - 3574.329 Dan

The draft picks they've gone against the draft. If it doesn't hit and they don't work out, it's another 10, 15 years of this. Again, on top of the 21. This has to work. Has to work. Sorry, we had some audio issues, didn't we?

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Sorry, my crowd track went on.

3575.931 - 3598.331 Dan

That's okay. Yeah, we did have, that's also another thing that I would think was my favorite thing out of this game is the audio cutting out and then we just getting 100% commentary audio. I had Gaz ASMR just isolated for what felt like five minutes and then Huddle as well. It was very weird. Someone did say, I didn't even notice, I thought Huddle was just in a flow state.

3600.213 - 3633.744 Dan

You said Gaz was saying Anna's name throughout the commentary. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, listen, mate. He might be an average commentator, and he might hate my guts, but Anna would never get with him. So how dare you? All right? Anna's a saint. I know she is. Anyway, I have to be careful what I say next. Whoa.

3633.864 - 3640.552 Dan

So that was, I'm glad that we did have the, and then also, did we have white noise for a bit in the commentary? We had white noise.

3640.572 - 3644.216 Unknown

They used the COVID. It was like the COVID, I remember, obviously, vividly.

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