Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Oh, the game's gone, isn't it?
The game's gone. The game's gone. The game's gone. The game's gone. The game's gone. Where is it?
Where is it? Where is it? Where is it?
Ah, it's gone. The game's gone. The game's gone. It was in our hands, but then it disappeared.
That in itself just shows how far gone the game has gone.
The game's gone.
Welcome back to D Does Footy. Welcome back, you rats, in the rat cage on this Monday, the 27th of April. A big round of football has just passed, a big Anzac round of football. A lot of big wins, a lot of bad losses. The Bombers and the Eagles are horrible football. The Pies get back on track. The Blues just do enough to not embarrass themselves. The Hawks look really good.
And that plus a lot more, and of course, it is now... Joey's birthday, everyone! As he has it called!
Happy birthday to you!
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Chapter 2: What happened during Joey's birthday celebration?
At 920. And we just made it into that team. So no preseason, all of you straight in there. Yep. Best on-ground performance? Who was it? Something saying that. Well, no, there's still something here. Moth thinks it was him.
Chapter 3: What are the highlights of the recent football games?
You think it was yourself. It says that it was Moth. I'll give it to Moth. Okay. Yep. But you came second best on-ground. Yeah, I had, I think, 40 clearances or something like that. Sam also played in it. He kicked four goals, came third best on the ground. Three of the four. We kicked four goals, he kicked three. Okay. Yeah, so he had four touches, three goals.
And just to be clear, the other team was full of under 19-year-olds. Yeah. Just a couple of shout-outs actually for the team. Number 27. Who, for the other team or your team? For their team.
He was a beast. Because they had a few guys that I need to recognize for greatness.
No one cares. 27 was good. We don't care about them. The Peroxide boys were unreal. Number 20 was a bit aggro. We're recapping the under-19s team that beat you by 100 points. The Can Man, who I absolutely smoked. He's good. He's a good guy. So you are facing a suspension for this.
There is weeks here.
Allegedly. So run us through what happened to you in your sequence of events. Because that's the evidence. If anyone can't see that, that is a huge... I've got to say Grassburn, it's probably going to need stitches. And then Cam Man has sent this in to us. We like Cam Man. Cam Man won the hard rated when we were in the box, when I was in the box for two days.
He won the competition for tickets to a game. I think it was Grand Final tickets. Anyway, he won that. He sent through this saying, I've just been abused and ragdolled by Joey. So I've got his statement. What do you like to say in trying to defend yourself from the ban that you're about to get?
Well, I don't want to... Obviously, like there's a he said, he said sort of thing here, like the Butters, whatever happened with Zach Butters thing.
So I don't want to essentially say what he was saying on the field. You can. There's no audio. There's definitely no audio. Nah, because there's definitely audio and I don't want to get him in trouble.
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Chapter 4: How do the boys feel about the umpiring this week?
No, that's your- Tell him we're coming back for real. And then also, I'm getting reports, because when something happens in our orbit here, anything in the football world, somehow I find out about it. It feels like any local ground or AFL venue, I will find out if something's happened. People report that to me. I find out before the ball up even starts to start the game.
Oh, no.
In the warm-up, no one knows you. You don't even know them. You're shaking their hands. You're mouthing off the other team that you have no idea. A team of 17-year-olds saying, we hate these fuckers. We owe them. You've got some nerve. Who do you think you are? Well, how do you pump up your own team?
Anytime I see, you always know that one person before a game who does that from your position, you know that they're the worst footballer.
There was another incident before we even like got changed or went into the sheds. This guy walked past and I was introducing myself. We all were. We're like, hey, mate, we're Josh. We're Joey. We're Sam. And this guy walked past. I'm like, hey, mate, Joey. And he shakes my hand. He goes, yeah, like Lincoln or whatever his name was. And then I look at his beanie.
He's got a white fries beanie, which is the other team. I'm like, hold on a second. You're not on our team. And I'm like, oh, what's your number? You're dead.
So quickly turned to violence. You're shaking hands with the other teams on the way through. I was just really quickly, I was just trying to set the tone for the Fitzroy boys and let them know that I'm with them till the day that I die, you know? But then you lost by 10 goals. Yeah, I'm still with them though. Yeah. Well, great return. What about Ash? Weren't interested in that? Sorry?
Were you interested in playing football? I reckon I'll play next week. Okay. Yeah. Are you going to get a game anywhere training? We haven't been to a training yet. Remember when Ash said that he's famous, he can get a gig wherever he wants?
Oh, I never said that.
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Chapter 5: What are the key moments discussed in the last games?
It's always the deepest kick in defense that he's going to go, you know what, 45 mil the ground, and just shanks it. Shorts was standing there just like, thanks.
And he was doing this shit at North, but he just had like a couple, like, did he, Sam, you're a North fan. Was he a good, was he a good defender for long or was it just like a little patch of brilliance? He probably had like a year where he demanded maybe 700, but he was never getting that money staying at North, if that makes sense. But he was good. He was good. Was he a restricted free agent?
Is that why they had to pay up? Yes. That's why we got the comp pick, which ended up being Zane Dursman, I believe. Yeah, okay. He gets like three touches a game. What's that? He gets like two or three touches a game.
Chapter 6: How do the panel feel about Ben Mackay's performance?
That's a good pick. Nah, he's going well. He's a project player. He's going to be really good when he has confidence. Anyway, we're talking about Essendon.
He's a passion project.
So, Ben Mackay has just always sort of been like that at North? Yeah, there's been no surprises from a North fan watching him at Essendon going like, oh... He was way better at North. That's exactly what he would do at North. He'd bite off kicks that he couldn't take. And as a result, would turn it over quite often, if we're being really honest about it.
I see North fans fist pumping every time he does it. North fans are now being honest as well. They watch Essendon games just to see him do those kicks. They're just real salty. It's crazy. And then you saw the clap, as you said before. So he must have thought that ball was going for the goals. Because he literally is there on a 1v1, sees one, he goes, yeah, great.
And then Angry Anderson has the ball in the goal square, kicking the goal.
What was he thinking there? Was it like a mark?
Someone else has gone in to kill it.
Oh, so he thought it was dead.
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of umpiring decisions on the game?
He's just assumed, oh, that's gone over my head. But the fact that his back's turned to the plate, he's like, great stuff, great stuff. Angry Anderson's like, thanks so much. Just turn around. You can't even play in the VFL because it won't fix anything.
So you're just handcuffed to this huge contract that you can't send back to the VFL for him to work anything because I guarantee he'd be doing the same stuff down there. I really feel bad for him because I feel like the Mackays are such confidence players and they need their confidence to be sky high for them to play well.
And he's not going to get any better in the AFL.
Put him down in the VFL, he could practice and have no head noise about risking those kicks. No. Well, you know what? I will say, let's get good on him for getting paid a lot of money. Yeah, absolutely. That's a massive thing. So what about Ben McKay? He's paid a shit ton of money. That's great. Honestly, if I get paid millions to just be okay at something, don't care.
I think that's unreal.
That's the dream. That's like being the backup quarterback. That would be the best job. It is the dream. Yeah. It's the dream. And, you know, people who are doing this right now at work, I know you're opening tabs looking at the NBA scores. And you're probably getting paid a lot of money because your boss thinks you're doing a good job. You're doing a Ben McKay, which is just fine. It's okay.
So well done to everyone out there. What does Brad Scott have to do? Actually, on him again, he did make McStay look like Tony Lockett. McStay looked really good. Yeah, McStay looks unreal, I think.
His field kicking was insane.
Yeah, is this a McStay's good or is it Essendon's backline wasn't unreal? Nah, Essendon's backline was pretty bad. It was pretty bad. I feel like McStay's actually been okay the last couple of weeks. Like he's building.
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Chapter 8: What are the predictions for upcoming matches?
I'm just trying to be positive. No, no, no, no. What does Brad Scott have to do to keep his job, do we think? Is it a wins-loss record or is it just a vibe? Was Brad Scott in the running to run the AFL at one stage?
Yes.
Maybe that's his master plan. Maybe he wants to get sacked by the Bombers and then move into AFL HQ. Destroy another team. Great. Awesome. Destroy the whole league. Great. I don't know. I don't know. That's Robertson's start. That's a positive. Yeah, he's so good. 42 against, 707 metres gained. He was good. But for Aston, just alarm bells everywhere. This rebuild that they're in has to work.
The draft picks they've gone against the draft. If it doesn't hit and they don't work out, it's another 10, 15 years of this. Again, on top of the 21. This has to work. Has to work. Sorry, we had some audio issues, didn't we?
Sorry, my crowd track went on.
That's okay. Yeah, we did have, that's also another thing that I would think was my favorite thing out of this game is the audio cutting out and then we just getting 100% commentary audio. I had Gaz ASMR just isolated for what felt like five minutes and then Huddle as well. It was very weird. Someone did say, I didn't even notice, I thought Huddle was just in a flow state.
You said Gaz was saying Anna's name throughout the commentary. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, listen, mate. He might be an average commentator, and he might hate my guts, but Anna would never get with him. So how dare you? All right? Anna's a saint. I know she is. Anyway, I have to be careful what I say next. Whoa.
So that was, I'm glad that we did have the, and then also, did we have white noise for a bit in the commentary? We had white noise.
They used the COVID. It was like the COVID, I remember, obviously, vividly.
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