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Dan Does Footy

When Two Worlds Collide

02 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

12.603 - 38.998 Joey

He has carried this Blues team through the grimmest of times to reclaim the lead. Patrick Cripps, you magnificent man.

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38.978 - 62.292 Dan

Welcome back you rats to this wild Wednesday. A big Wednesday before another massive round of football. Wherever you are and how you're listening, thanks for tuning in and doing footy with us. Hey Joe, last step before you go to Turkey. Hey Joe. Voice is back too.

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62.693 - 71.461 Ash

Yeah, it feels good. It's still like a bit... Quick recovery. Yeah, pineapple juice. Xander told me. He said if you ever get a sore throat or can't talk, pineapple juice helps.

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71.981 - 73.404 Dan

Sounds great. You're all the way back.

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Chapter 2: What is the significance of the Big Freeze event?

73.644 - 74.265 Dan

Yeah. Well done.

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75.087 - 81.017 Ash

Excited for turkey? Yeah. Booked in the BBL treatment. Probably straighten up the nose and everything as well, which is going to be good.

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81.057 - 87.188 Dan

Get it all done. Teeth. Yeah. Everything. Puffy face. If the puffy face is a big one, I would recommend that one massively.

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87.308 - 90.754 Ash

I think for sodium intake, I need to reduce. Just for Friday.

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91.004 - 92.306 Dan

Just the beers on a Thursday.

Chapter 3: How do Dan and Joey react to the cheeseburger challenge?

92.386 - 95.09 Dan

You know, we have a bit of a hangover problem for Feel Good Fridays.

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95.15 - 98.435 Ash

Yeah, we have a couple beers on Thursday.

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98.455 - 116.121 Dan

And you know what we say, Thursday's a new Friday and we just get into it and then we pay for it on Friday. Yep. With our faces. Yep. And sometimes with our minds. You have a skinny face. Ooh, that seems... Normally that would hurt my feelings, but I'm okay with that.

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116.141 - 117.002 Ash

Why would that hurt your feelings?

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117.423 - 118.925 Dan

Well, I'd rather have a poppy face than a skinny face.

119.125 - 119.366 Ash

Really?

119.386 - 119.526

Yeah.

120.113 - 120.513 Dan

Yeah.

120.533 - 124.537 Ash

Why is that? I thought puffy face was like an offensive term, but maybe should I take it as a compliment?

Chapter 4: What are the implications of the upcoming AFL games?

131.604 - 146.279 Dan

Yeah. No, we all need that. So just have a great last step for Joe, everyone. Come on. He comes back. He will be back as well. The rats will be back here, as we've said, taking his place. Also, it's your birthday. It's my birthday. Happy birthday, Dan. Thanks, guys.

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146.379 - 146.82 Ash

Happy birthday to you.

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146.84 - 147.38 Dan

It's my birthday.

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147.821 - 155.788 Ash

Happy birthday to you. Come on, guys. Happy birthday, dear.

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155.868 - 177.258 Dan

Wow. That's what I mean to everyone here. Yep. All right. As you might have heard already, the news, I am going down the slide. Big Freeze 12, which is big. Yeah, it is great. Yeah, thank you. It's going to be awesome. It's going to be great. King's birthday, as we know. Unfortunately, Neil passed away last week. So it's going to be huge. It's going to be massive.

177.278 - 194.896 Dan

I think 90K at the G. Honoured to be playing just a tiny, small role in what has become just a huge day, even bigger this year, given obviously Neil's passing. It's going to be a massive crowd. We've got your beanies you can get right now and your digital beanies. So if you can't get your hands on an actual beanie, go get your digital beanie.

195.657 - 210.152 Dan

And let's just, as rats, try and make this the biggest one yet. It's going to be huge. So I can't wait. What an honor for you to be picked as well. It's massive. It's crazy. My life makes no sense. Like it just, when I was asked to go on the slide, I was like, oh, what is happening? This is crazy.

210.172 - 213.736 Ash

Yeah. What was your, what was your like natural instinct? Like your response when you got asked?

213.997 - 215.799 Dan

Oh, you say yes immediately. Yeah.

Chapter 5: What are the thoughts on player social media engagement?

2172.62 - 2179.649 Ash

You see, like, on Hawks media, they just, like, they try and, like, reach out to him all the time, try and call him. He just won't answer, won't pick up, won't do any videos, no content.

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2179.709 - 2181.832 Dan

Yeah, I don't think he's posted anything on Instagram since when, Ash?

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2182.753 - 2186.678 Unknown

I just had a look. He's actually... Just posted? He's getting better with the socials.

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2186.698 - 2187.239 Dan

Oh, what's he doing?

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2187.279 - 2194.088 Unknown

He must have heard us. Last video he's done, he's done a sort of Doherty-type video with Crown Perth. Oh, God.

Chapter 6: How are the teams preparing for upcoming matches?

2196.008 - 2201.397 Joey

That's great, yeah.

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2201.417 - 2215.361 Dan

Okay, yeah. Before that, he hadn't done a post since 2024. So he's just updating about his life and how much he loves a hotel room. That's sick. Yeah, I do that. Good on him. Hey, is Barass a chance to come back? I think he's really training the house down. He might be next week.

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Chapter 7: What are the implications of player injuries on team performance?

2215.381 - 2222.64 Dan

He might be training the house down this time. Love that. He's trying the outside. Can he come back? I'm a sucker for that shit. I want him to come back.

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2222.8 - 2227.224 Ash

No, I think he might be two weeks off. They'll probably wait until after the bye, to be honest.

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2227.764 - 2229.005 Ash

You don't want to rush a hamstring back.

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Chapter 8: How do the hosts predict the outcomes of the upcoming games?

2230.006 - 2247.362 Dan

It's really this back line versus the forward line, isn't it? Nah, the forward line has way too much. Give me Hawthorne. There's way too many weapons up there. I like what the dog's doing. They get back to full health. I think they're slowly becoming more fun and dangerous again. But this is a whole different beast against the Hawks, who love being moths on the big stage.

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2248.068 - 2265.248 Ash

It's so hard because if they get Waitman back, they're just slowly becoming that team that's unstoppable to beat. Like Tim English is there healthy. You've got Red Richards. You've got Bond. Bond's playing the best footy of his career as well. He's having the career best. This is the best ball-using ability he's had according to his stats that I'm not allowed to talk about.

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2265.608 - 2270.354 Ash

But he's literally using the ball better than he's ever used it in his life this season.

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2270.434 - 2288.75 Dan

I think we're in a position now, halfway through the season, dare to dream about Bolt winning at Brownlow. I think we can, I think we can say he's a chance. I reckon it's Bont or Heaney for me. I think it's Bont, Baz and Heaney. I think he might win it this year. I think all our dreams have come true.

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2288.93 - 2292.774 Ash

He just uses it so well. Glides across the pack. And just a good looking bloke.

2293.435 - 2317.886 Dan

Yeah. Speaks well. A really nice guy as well. Yeah. Okay. I pick dogs. No dogs. I pick Hawks. Give me Hawks. Yeah. I'm going to go Hawthorne as well. I'm Hawthorne. Okay. All in the Hawks. Then we go to Super Saturday. North and Freo at hands over. Who knows where that is? Somewhere in Brunbury. This is a North home game. Making just a shit ton of cash by playing this in WA.

2318.046 - 2326.743 Dan

Freo here in a North home game in WA for four golf favorites. I googled what to do in Brunbury. Big on dolphins.

2327.144 - 2328.326 Ash

There's a really good supermarket there.

2328.887 - 2344.593 Dan

They are. Big on dolphins and supermarkets. Don't take Lockie Doverston. Supermarket's actually great. It's really good. Lockie Doverston's having a field day if he comes to this team. They might as well take all the eggs off the shelves at that supermarket. This guy's going to go crazy at some dolphins. Why is Lockie Doverston on the bench just launching eggs? What's the egg of the dolphins?

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