Chapter 1: What humorous mishaps occur during the introduction?
Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractible! This episode, mystifying Mark immortalizes Iron Lung and gets derailed by Dutch dungeons and demons. Willful Wade slacks at a symphony, gets hassled in Hess and rails against red tape. Blitz-bashing Bob gets the willies from Midas, vilifies Venetian medieval movement modes, and gets aggravated in Amsterdam.
From magnificent merch to protein patriotism. Yes! It's time for America vs. Europe. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Also, my mouth really hurts. I gotta go to the dentist on Monday. I got mouth pain. Oh, I have to go to the dentist on Monday. That's so funny. Twinsies. Whoa, whoa, guys. I haven't started the episode yet. Calm down. Oh, my bad, my bad. Welcome to Distractible. My name is Markiplier, here to host another banger of an episode. I've been waiting for this for a long time, and so have you.
My phone is ringing. It's that call you've been waiting for. I guess if you've been waiting for it, you should answer it. I don't know. It'll stop eventually. Sam, zoom in and enhance on that buzzing. All right. Welcome to the show that just won't end no matter how much we try to kill it. I'm your host, Markiplier, joined by my famous, famous co-host, popular across the world.
Chapter 2: What experiences do the hosts share about their travels in Europe?
We've got Bob. And we've got Wade. Yeah. Are we both famous? That'd be news to me. Combined. We are one famous together. Oh. Oh, we are and friends. Got it. If you get recognized in public, I think you can quantify yourself as famous. Does happen on rare occasion. What if it's like family or someone you went to school with? Are you still famous? Yes, absolutely. Yeah.
Mom, what are you doing here? I'm just too famous. Can't take me anywhere. And we're definitely going to be noticed in public because we're all wearing our new distractible shirts. All of us are wearing them. All of us. Wait, I didn't know this was the episode. Is this the episode? Oh, it's too late now. I didn't know this was the episode. I got the shirt. I didn't know this was the episode.
Point to Bob for having the shirt. I'll be right back, guys.
Chapter 3: How do the hosts compare American and European customs?
I'll be right back. I'm going to go. There's no makeup points. Just stay there. You can leave, but imagine the handshakes. Just imagine. I should go. I should go. I put this on just for you guys, but I'll change it. Okay. No handshakes. He didn't take his headphones off. You can see that he's squatting there with his headphones on. God, he's so bald. Yeah, yeah.
Well, listen, we only have to tolerate him for a few more episodes, and then he's gone, all right? Yeah. I can't wait for Ethan to take his rightful spot. So, how many wins do you want? I'm not greedy. Can I have, like, three? What do you want? What do you want? How many wins do you want? What can I do for you? Hmm. Honestly, I think the season ends when we say it ends.
It kind of ends every time we do a Constitution episode, so it just goes on until we say. Man, we need another currency besides wind. What about money?
Chapter 4: What funny stories arise from airport experiences in Amsterdam?
Cash money? Yeah, we could make this a little more interesting, you know? Sure. I feel like Wade and I are at a substantial disadvantage, potentially, but as long as we all have sort of a gentleman's agreement. I've been here the whole time dressed like this. Oh, look at you! Oh, your camera must have just focused. Look, I could see it now.
There's one of us, another one of us, and the third one of us. Hey, can't tell who's who. One of them definitely doesn't look distinctly different for any specific head reasons. Oh, dark hair. Yeah, that's it. That's the thing. Yeah, that's good. Anyway. All right. Enough. We've got so much to talk about. There's been weeks since we last saw each other.
All of us must have lived really exciting lives in the interim, and I can't wait to hear it. Who wants to go first? Me!
i need to take initiative because i'm getting my rear kicked sunday marked the first time i ever got to go to see the cincinnati symphony orchestra and i took my nephew for his birthday along with one of my other nephews and my niece and molly and we went down we watched them perform songs from star horse different movies and shows and it was really really cool and they did a really really great job and the guy who was was it john morris russell
No, I don't know who that is, but no. That'd be the conductor of the Cincinnati Pops. He does a lot of concerts. No, they had a guest in from Detroit who hosts every now and then here, but he did a really fantastic job, and it was just a really, really fun time, and they were very talented, and I don't know, I really enjoyed it.
I was like, I don't know if my nephew's really going to be into it since it's just the music, but they seemed to really love it. The place was completely filled.
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Chapter 5: How does the discussion shift to cultural differences in food?
It was completely packed, so it was just a really cool experience. It was not an outside concert. It's way too cold. It was in Music Hall, right? It was in Music Hall, yeah. It's my first time ever being inside Music Hall. Well, congratulations. Cincinnati has a lot of features that people don't realize. It has a ballet, it has a symphony orchestra. World-class symphony orchestra.
Yeah, world-class. Three of the major sports and now a soccer stadium somewhere. It's right by Music Hall, actually. It's like literally across the street from Music Hall, the backside. But yeah, Cincinnati FC, really good MLS team. It's got one of those destroy-your-life arenas that was famously Horseshoe, but now it's something else, I think. Hard Rock? The one with all the memorabilia in it.
There's a Porsche parked in there and some guitars and whatnot. How would you know? I've been in there. Yeah, how do you think I destroyed my life? It blew your share of the Spotify deal right in there. Oh yeah, it's gone. I'm desperate. Help. I'll put $500 on Yago. Is that how it works? Yago? Dude, I love the Aladdin characters.
Chapter 6: What are the hosts' opinions on European transportation systems?
Roulette wheel. You guys, I go there all the time. You've never been on Yago? That's why you always lose. Give me $50 on Street Rat, $50 on Magic Carpet, and $100 for Robin Williams doesn't survive this one. Let's do it.
oof too soon no it's not it's perfectly timed he survives that movie that's the joke he survives he just gets stabbed in the back real big by some large corporation imagine that do you guys know that drama I do a little bit of it I mean I heard about like his outside the studio stuff like right working right Yeah, we don't have to go back.
If you're interested out there, listeners, if you don't, you know why Robin Williams never appeared as the genie in any subsequent Aladdin properties. There's a whole story and it's not a great story, but it's an interesting story to hear the details of. Came back for the Prince of Thieves. I liked that movie. It got under, I think that was underrated. I liked that one too. I liked the turtle.
Turtle comes out of nowhere. I fucking love the turtle. I used to love the Aladdin TV show, but it was a little strange that like the voices. The Midas hand thing gave me night terrors. I, the concept of that was terrifying to me. And the Midas is mine! And the Midas is mine! Let's all just do impressions of that guy until the end of the episode.
The hand of Midas is mine!
The hand of Midas is mine! Can I look up the actual sound of this guy? No, that's not how impressions work. I've not heard that voice since I was like, what year did that movie come out? It's probably been around then. I haven't heard that voice since the last time I watched that VHS in the video player in my parents' Oldsmobile minivan, whenever the shit that was.
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Chapter 7: What do the hosts think about the concept of freedom in Europe vs. America?
You had a VHS player in your minivan? Dude, we had a bougie minivan. You guys must have been rich. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm from a place where a golf tournament is. It's exclusively riches. Everyone's rich around golf. Yeah, that's what golf is. Golf is just money laundering for wealthy people. If you play golf, do you just become rich? It worked for me.
It's kind of one of those squares, a rectangle, but, you know, rectangle's not a square situation. But if you shrink it enough, it'll still fit in. Turn? Yes, yeah, absolutely. Or if you stretch the hole. Yeah. Anyway, Bob, did you actually... I don't think you did your small tuck yet. I don't know. The only thing on my mind right now is that my foot is real fucked, and I hate it.
Remember how I was walking every day? And that was... Oh, no. Oh, your streak, you're a failure. Long break in the streak here. My foot is in a bad way. It's not good. I gotta deduct a point. You don't have your streak. Look, I gotta be honest.
Chapter 8: What concluding thoughts do the hosts have on America vs. Europe?
Searing pain emanating from my lower extremity is hard to ignore. But otherwise, James is pretty funny. Took him to Kings Island for the first time. He fucking loved it. He was also funny when we came over. Yeah, that was pretty funny. Yeah, we took my niece over to Bob and Mandy's to talk about college stuff. And James was just like the star of the show.
Knew who Molly was, pretended to know who Kaylee was, then like introduced himself to me resistantly like, hi, we've never met. And I'm like, yeah, we have. Your niece, who is a complete stranger to him. And he runs up and jump hugs her and like, oh my God, you're here. I love you. You say hi to Wade? We're not even exaggerating. It's actually how it went. It was pretty funny.
He knows who his target audience is. Blonde hair, blue eyes. He's going to be a problem. He's going to be a... As a toddler, though, it's very funny. He jumped on my niece's lap and she was just like in the middle of talking about like some college questions. She like, do I continue or do I address the child on me? And he's just like, look at this treat we got for Lexi.
Isn't this the coolest thing? She's like, what do I do? I swear he glared at me. I don't think, I don't know if he actually did, but it felt like he did. It felt like he cursed you under his breath. All right. Was that your small talk? Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. All right. You're done now anyway. All right, cool. Uh, side note about the VHS thing.
I'm actually going to be getting back into some kind of making magnetic ribbon of some kind very soon because I need to archive iron lung and that's done on tape.
tape oh who was it somebody wore uh like uh film strips as part of their dress to the met gala wasn't that a sabrina carpenter or film that was of the movie sabrina or something like that mark's going to the met gala he's gonna dress like sabrina carpenter It's, that's a different thing. That's, that's, that's.
I figured it out.
Steadway point. I'll take it. Not magnetic tape. Do you, so what kind of crazy bullshit hoops do you need to jump through to archive a movie? I assume there's one provider who charges an exorbitant fee and there's like. No, actually. Don't just put it in a thermos and bury it on the moon. There's no, there's a, there's something called LTO tape, which I'll take guesses for what that means.
Long time on there. The last T is silent. That's good, that's good. Wait, wait. Lovely try, Onesia. What the fuck? They were the first tone to try preserving tape, but it didn't work. But now we all say, lovely try, Onesia, when we try to preserve our tape. Long tape. Did we get it? Who got it right? Neither of you, you idiots. It's lordly television oncology.
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