America vs Europe
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What humorous mishaps occur during the introduction?
Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractible! This episode, mystifying Mark immortalizes Iron Lung and gets derailed by Dutch dungeons and demons. Willful Wade slacks at a symphony, gets hassled in Hess and rails against red tape. Blitz-bashing Bob gets the willies from Midas, vilifies Venetian medieval movement modes, and gets aggravated in Amsterdam. From magnificent merch to protein patriotism. Yes! It's time for America vs. Europe. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Also, my mouth really hurts. I gotta go to the dentist on Monday. I got mouth pain. Oh, I have to go to the dentist on Monday. That's so funny. Twinsies. Whoa, whoa, guys. I haven't started the episode yet. Calm down. Oh, my bad, my bad. Welcome to Distractible. My name is Markiplier, here to host another banger of an episode. I've been waiting for this for a long time, and so have you. My phone is ringing. It's that call you've been waiting for. I guess if you've been waiting for it, you should answer it. I don't know. It'll stop eventually. Sam, zoom in and enhance on that buzzing. All right. Welcome to the show that just won't end no matter how much we try to kill it. I'm your host, Markiplier, joined by my famous, famous co-host, popular across the world.
What experiences do the hosts share about their travels in Europe?
We've got Bob. And we've got Wade. Yeah. Are we both famous? That'd be news to me. Combined. We are one famous together. Oh. Oh, we are and friends. Got it. If you get recognized in public, I think you can quantify yourself as famous. Does happen on rare occasion. What if it's like family or someone you went to school with? Are you still famous? Yes, absolutely. Yeah. Mom, what are you doing here? I'm just too famous. Can't take me anywhere. And we're definitely going to be noticed in public because we're all wearing our new distractible shirts. All of us are wearing them. All of us. Wait, I didn't know this was the episode. Is this the episode? Oh, it's too late now. I didn't know this was the episode. I got the shirt.
I didn't know this was the episode. Point to Bob for having the shirt. I'll be right back, guys.
How do the hosts compare American and European customs?
I'll be right back. I'm going to go. There's no makeup points. Just stay there. You can leave, but imagine the handshakes. Just imagine. I should go. I should go. I put this on just for you guys, but I'll change it. Okay. No handshakes. He didn't take his headphones off. You can see that he's squatting there with his headphones on. God, he's so bald. Yeah, yeah. Well, listen, we only have to tolerate him for a few more episodes, and then he's gone, all right? Yeah. I can't wait for Ethan to take his rightful spot. So, how many wins do you want? I'm not greedy. Can I have, like, three? What do you want? What do you want? How many wins do you want? What can I do for you? Hmm. Honestly, I think the season ends when we say it ends.
It kind of ends every time we do a Constitution episode, so it just goes on until we say. Man, we need another currency besides wind. What about money?
What funny stories arise from airport experiences in Amsterdam?
Cash money? Yeah, we could make this a little more interesting, you know? Sure. I feel like Wade and I are at a substantial disadvantage, potentially, but as long as we all have sort of a gentleman's agreement. I've been here the whole time dressed like this. Oh, look at you! Oh, your camera must have just focused. Look, I could see it now. There's one of us, another one of us, and the third one of us. Hey, can't tell who's who. One of them definitely doesn't look distinctly different for any specific head reasons. Oh, dark hair. Yeah, that's it. That's the thing. Yeah, that's good. Anyway. All right. Enough. We've got so much to talk about. There's been weeks since we last saw each other. All of us must have lived really exciting lives in the interim, and I can't wait to hear it.
Who wants to go first? Me! i need to take initiative because i'm getting my rear kicked sunday marked the first time i ever got to go to see the cincinnati symphony orchestra and i took my nephew for his birthday along with one of my other nephews and my niece and molly and we went down we watched them perform songs from star horse different movies and shows and it was really really cool and they did a really really great job and the guy who was was it john morris russell
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What humorous mishaps occur during the introduction?
0:00–1:39
2
What experiences do the hosts share about their travels in Europe?
1:39–2:26
3
How do the hosts compare American and European customs?
2:26–3:22
4
What funny stories arise from airport experiences in Amsterdam?
3:22–4:52
5
How does the discussion shift to cultural differences in food?
4:52–5:55
6
What are the hosts' opinions on European transportation systems?
5:55–7:35
7
What do the hosts think about the concept of freedom in Europe vs. America?
7:35–8:37
8
What concluding thoughts do the hosts have on America vs. Europe?
8:37–1:15:11