Best of Bald (Compilation)
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Slaphead, cue ball, hairline malign, follicly challenged and bowling ball aligned. Yes! It's time for Best of Bored.
I miss your hair.
I don't actually. Okay. That's fair. I miss not having all the gray hair, but like, I wish I had shaved my head earlier in life. I wish I had just bitten the bullet and tried it because man, I like being bald. I will not. I'm not looking forward to, I'm very likely to bald at some point. I am not looking forward to it. I have a terrible head shape for that. I have a very tall, very tall forehead, very flat sides of my head. I'm going to look like a goddamn Easter Island statue when I have to shave my head at some point here. Well, I seriously considered like doing like a wig of some kind, like trying to get a wig that looked like my old hair and like getting one of those because I didn't know what I would look like.
I think if you're actually worried about like that's a legit route to go is like try to get a wig made that looks like your hair the way it currently is and then not to worry about it. I don't know why it feels like there's almost like get head surgery come on just change your head shape oh i thought you meant like i thought you meant like hair hair replace i was like there is follicle no no the problem wasn't the hair the problem was the head shape you gotta listen you gotta listen so what cut my skull off squish my brain into a new better head shape yeah just shave it all down squish it in there Can you imagine if they had skull replacement surgery where they just like literally just took your eyes, put them into a new skull and all that?
That'd be awful. They don't have to take your eyes out. They just cut it off right here and just let your eyes sit in the bottom half while they put the new top half on. Oh, what if you want a new bottom half too? What's that Tom Cruise movie? That's some... Face Off. Minority report? Yeah, that's a minority report.
What does it mean to be bald in today's society?
You go to a sketchy apartment and a guy sneezes in your open brain while he puts a new skull on top of you for you so you look different. The sneeze is good for you. Builds your immune system. There's so many antibiotics or something. It's fine. Lasers. Just calm down. Also, you shouldn't be awake for this. Go to sleep. What are you doing awake noticing my sneezes? Well, I'm glad we got this into the I missed that. I think I do miss that head reconstruction. My hair, I don't miss. I'm glad you miss it. I don't miss it. That's good. That's good. I am choosing to lose all my hair.
How do personal experiences shape perceptions of baldness?
I believe that having hair is against God. Huh? Huh? You get a bald point. All right. Never thought I'd get a bald point. Not until I went bald anyway. If you don't, if all your hair doesn't fall out in the next five seconds, I don't think that point should count.
Pfft.
editors no one ever will tell us apart now one time i posted a tweet and i was like hey hope you're all well and you know what the first response was bald that is not the only time that has happened to you and since then i have declared war on social media because i wasn't even bald back then uh well you talked about it you've been talking about that for a long time since way before you were yeah but back then it hurt my feelings How are you not sure that your baldness wasn't caused by microplastics? Because I paid someone to shave it and I watched. What if your hair follicles are clogged by microplastics? What if you just need to wash better? What if you're not bald? What if you're just evolving?
When did you say the start of the microplastics or our plastic age was, Bob?
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–2:13
2
What does it mean to be bald in today's society?
2:13–2:47
3
How do personal experiences shape perceptions of baldness?
2:47–4:18
4
What are the humorous alternatives to hair loss?
4:18–10:05
5
How do microplastics relate to hair loss?
10:05–19:01
6
What recent studies suggest about hair regrowth?
19:01–24:06
7
What are the implications of hair transplant trends?
24:06–35:06