Fourth of Poo-gust
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What is the episode’s opening theme and sponsor message?
This episode of Distractable is presented to you by Amazon Prime. Whatever you're into, it's on Prime. And I'm into a lot. You can't look at my order history. I won't let anyone.
A lot of this show I think comes directly off Amazon. We all I think we all got our coins of fairness on there. Where'd you get your stacks of paper you scribble on, Wade? Amazon.
Whatever it is, Prime helps you get more out of whatever passions you're into or getting into. Head to Amazon.com slash Prime and follow your obsession wherever it goes.
Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Destructible. This bi-weekly episode. Misleading Mark is truculent over time, chides the chaps, is oblivious to slang, and has an episode idea. Weeping Wade, Corpo Catamite, and Sodo Spaghetti Slaphead. Backs Battlefield, Why? And Carter Magna. Maggie Bomb. The second-hand switcher and scatmonger finds a fraud and reveals Skynet's impending strike. From Podcast Pride to Neo IPR. Yeah! It's time for the fourth of Poo Ghost. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hi. Welcome back to Distractable. The only podcast you'll ever need. Or else. Oh. Oh, a surprise threat. I
like the way that got in there.
I like kicking things off with a little bit of malice because that keeps people in
their place.
Do
you want to have some other malice about our podcast? Apparently, I think it was time released the top 100 most influential podcasts. Can you believe we weren't on it?
Ha ha ha.
What the hell?
I
know.
Wait, I was w I was happy today and now I'm sad. Why are we not? Well you brought up some malice, so I thought I'd share some malice. Okay, wait. Hold on. Who's on this list? We gotta derail the podcast here because we need another crusade. We gotta dethrone Joe Rogan again. No. Don't worry.
Don't worry, guys. Apparently Joe Rogan was also not on the list, so we're with Joe Rogan now.
Okay. Oh, it's not just most influential, it's best. It's best podcasts of all time. Best podcasts of all time. Yeah, 100 best podcasts of all time, and we're not on here. Uh-huh. What the hell?
It'd be really funny if Go was on here and we're like sitting here like, wow, we deserve it. Okay. Like, okay, don't
get me wrong. I understand what we are. Right. I'm I'm not making any kind of, you know, big grandiose things. I have an ego. You pro you guys probably have an ego too, but I have a very large ego, but I recognize that there are definitely some other podcasts out there that are doing some good and you know making statements and and making people think about things. No, they aren't. You're right. Points to Wade. That was a trick. He's you right.
You know what podcast that's on there? My dad wrote a porno. How is that on there, but we're not. Huh? That's literally the name of the podcast.
My dad wrote a porno. Oh, I mean, it's probably interesting, I guess. Sounds like a premise. I feel I feel like we have been in this podcast, even though you know we're very loose on the the the the podcast part of things, but on this podcast, I feel as though we consistently bring people happiness and frustration in equal amounts, and people need that. It's positive stress, right?
I agree with you, but I'm just thinking to myself, I think I know how we get on this. I think I know how we get on the list. How do you feel about good old George Time? Hmm? This could be yours. Are you
bribing journalists right
now? No, I'm just saying that's probably how everyone else got on this list. That's the only explanation because we're so great.
Okay, here's their criteria. This is what they said, written by Eliana Doctorman. Fake name, am I right? Yeah Doctorman. Doctor Man. No, that's actually their name. Uh you're folding laundry or going for a run, prepping your kids' lunch boxes, and you need something in your earbuds. Maybe you want to catch up on the latest news, hear the hottest steak. Maybe you're gonna hear a film critic tell you what's worth streaming this weekend or celebrity interview that'll make you laugh or inspire a cathartic cry. Play detective, true crime, ever stared blankly at Spotify or YouTube wondering what to play to play?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the episode’s opening theme and sponsor message?
0:00–6:45
2
How do the hosts decide who gets points and what are the rules of their game?
6:45–13:48
3
What are the hosts’ opinions on the new Nintendo Switch 2 purchase?
13:48–21:26
4
What makes the pasta restaurant “Soto” a standout dining experience?
21:26–30:57
5
How do the hosts explain the historical significance of the Magna Carta?
30:57–36:40
6
What are the key takeaways from the discussion about the humanoid robot soccer match?
36:40–45:27
7
Why do the hosts recommend the K‑pop movie “K Pop Demon Hunters”?
45:27–52:22
8
How is the final points tally decided and who wins the season?
52:22–58:50