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Narrator 0:00
Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Moneyed Mark comes out for AAA creators, knocks Nintendo, and comes up random. Blighted Bob is still sicky, balks at buying unfinished BS, and suggests, more festies wealthy wade rejects evil and goes into exile argues the nickels and dimes and gets into grannies from single sausage orgies to hogwarts hand cannons yes it's time for insert topic here now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show
Mark 0:44
Hello and welcome to Distractible. My name is Markiplier and I'm going to be your host for today. I traveled in for this episode. I made a long, extensive journey to be here because there was a podcast emergency in that we needed to record this podcast. And what podcast is that?
Bob 1:01
is it just it's distractible still that's correct one point above oh is this a quiz episode hang on let me pull up google i'm gonna write down this answer what podcast distractible what podcast is this i'm not gonna be fooled again
Mark 1:18
Yeah, it'll come back up. It'll come back up. End of the episode. I'll ask it again. But this is the podcast where we make up everything as we go and the hosts change out and new bullshit comes every week. If you don't like this week's episode, next week's gonna be even better. We do two a week. Yeah, we do two a week. Some people don't know that.
Bob 1:33
They probably don't follow us so they don't get the notifications. If you followed it, they'd tell you.
Yeah, ring that pot of pot. Ring that pot. What are you doing, Spotify? Just click the button.
Mark 1:44
You're going to have to, like, swipe down to get the full video of the episode down a little bit. But if you go find that follow button, you'll know any time we get there. And then we look really good in Spotify's eyes, and then they will give us a lot of money. Bags. And that won't benefit you at all. It'll benefit us.
Yes, it will. You'll know that your lowercase g gods are doing a lot better than they were before.
Mark 2:07
For every bag of money we get, we'll put a portion of that towards the production value of this show. Right? Thought I had no water. I'm good. Give you a water point. Hydrated. They hydrated out there.
Bob 2:20
Bob, do you have water? I have two drinks and neither of them is water, but they're they're hydrational. Oh, no. They're they're they're zero sugar sport drinks. Nope.
Mark 2:30
Doesn't count.
Bob 2:30
They sound like water.
Mark 2:34
uh hydrogen sulfide probably sounds a lot like water too but i don't think you should drink that i think if you got hydrogen sulfide in your mouth it would not sound like you were drinking water it might for the first moment and then you'd be alive like oh god and then like death or something whatever happens what was the movie where there was like i think it was spy and it was like uh the guy who played the tall goofy guy in the office drank acid and as he's dying and his throat's I like flipping the bird. That's very funny. We stand by everything that we say on this podcast, just like we're going to stand by whatever Bob and Wade are going to say in this mall talk today. Let's go first. First person loses a point. I'll go first.
Bob 3:21
Well, listen. All right. Minus one for Bob. First. I feel like I've been saying this forever. Still sick. Luckily, I'm doing better. But unluckily, Mandy did way worse this past week. Like literally multiple nights where she couldn't even sleep because coughing constantly for hours and hours at a time. But beyond the endless misery that Mandy is currently enduring, we had like our first snow, like our first real snow enough in Cincy where it was like stuff was covered and it looked white outside. Like it had snowed before that, but it's always nice that morning when you wake up and you look out and you're like, oh, it's like Christmas.
Mark 3:57
That's lovely. We didn't get any of that here.
Bob 3:59
I think if it snowed where you are, that would be a bad sign in general for the way things are going in the world. I'll give you a point for being sick, but this will be the last week that counts. I never want to talk about it again. I feel like I've gotten my sickness out for the next decade. Let's move on with this. Okay. All right. Sounds good. Wade, you sick?

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