Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable! this episode. Waggling Lunk Wade cuts to chit-chat and calls for pep talks to keep him on track. Brazen Bob resolves to wander, has escalator flashbacks, redecorates Wade's and bans games. Movie Maker Mark cuts jizz, shows off his bucket, gives stick and suggests rockets. From witness protection to Wade's mighty meat.
Yes, it's time for Make Wade Do It. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Chapter 2: What motivates Wade to start his New Year's resolutions?
Hello everyone and welcome back to Distractable. I was gonna say welcome to 2026, but I guess I'm an episode behind on that one. So, whoops. We're deep in there now. Yeah, we're already deep into 2026. It's already basically over.
Chapter 3: How do Bob and Mark plan to support Wade's goals?
Joined as always by my co-hosts, Mark and Bob. Hi, guys. Hello. Hello. I hope the editors are putting, like, that, like, undercover sequestered man. What is it fucking called?
The dude in the black.
The guy.
Chapter 4: What are some unique New Year's resolutions suggested?
The, like, witness protection? Witness protection. Yeah, the dude and the guy. Yeah, I got you. The sequestered man. Shut up. I have it. Oh, and as always, I'm definitely keeping track of points because that's what we do here. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Every time. Done it for years now. So I've got my nice score cord, as we call them, score cords. Stop, Charlie. Get your score cord.
usually we start with small talk and i guess we might as well do that again we had an episode come out a few days ago but we actually haven't talked to each other since right before christmas so how was your holiday how was everything how's everything going mark your witness protection uh your dude and the guy i'm the dude the guy the encumbered man um i'm the uh i am in austin again um
still doing movie stuff final stretch guys it's it's really it's really almost there the final stretch yeah you wouldn't believe it we're doing color so weirdly enough when you make a movie you got to actually do the final color uh which is a lot more involved than people would think
i heard black and white was back in style we thought about that but it got too close to the jizz edit that would be that's the that's the edit right there i can't wait for the jizz cut oh man the jizz cut's gonna blow people away it's gonna be nuts oh but uh i so i'm in austin again and i had a flight and my mistake was like i flew out like right after christmas
Chapter 5: What challenges do the hosts face with their resolutions?
which is not a good time to go because a lot of people are going home. And also all the people that work on the airlines are also not wanting to be there. Don't worry, my return flights on New Year's Day.
I think it's going to be a really good one. I mean, it's already New Year's. Happy New Year's, everybody. I got to the airport at two.
Our plane took off at 10 and I got into my hotel at 3 a.m. when I arrived. So very fun experience.
Chapter 6: How do the hosts plan to stay accountable for their resolutions?
At what point do you get to like so late to the hotel that they're like, sorry, your room won't be ready till like 5 p.m. Because that would have really sucked to get there right in that window.
I got to the hotel and I was like, oh, thank God. I'm so tired. Pull the door, clunk. It's locked. Of course, they lock it at night. I was like, oh, look at the key card reader forlornly with my bags. I literally have to knock on the door like until someone comes by. But I got in.
Chapter 7: What humorous anecdotes do they share about their past resolutions?
Oh, fun. That's awful.
I mean, not the worst thing I've ever had, because I have a... I'm a Delta Diamond Medallion member, so I got into the Sky Club.
Ooh. Only been in there one time. It was very nice. I hear they have sandwiches in there. Dude, they got more than sandwiches. This guy club I was at in L.A., they got a full buffet, like not even just like a little casual buffet. They have like a hot buffet. Oh, hot buffet. They got like four big things of like, oh, they have like spiced rice and like with all these veggies, like rice pilaf.
And then they have like these braised chicken thighs and like a whole spread of salami. And it is amazing. It seems like a lot. How many how many people go in this guy club? That seems like a lot for the 50 people that use it every day. I think it was Tampa Bay, and Tampa Bay's was like that, and also really busy. It was big and busy.
They improved the Cincinnati one a couple years back, and apparently, I've been in that once, and it's really nice. It's a lot bigger than you'd think it would be, and there's, like, the one I was in in LA actually had two buffets on each side of the thing. It's huge. I'm not Diamond, so I only get, I don't know if I'm limited or if, like, the person you're with is limited to access.
I think Molly or I can only get in, like, two to four times a year or something with where we're at, so, because we're not Diamond. Yeah, I don't fly enough. God damn. I get to go in 15 times a year. You start just flying around randomly. It is hopefully coming to slow down a little bit, but like the travel of this nonsense is going to be over soon, which would be nice.
I'll believe you when it happens.
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Chapter 8: How do the hosts feel about New Year's resolutions in general?
You actually get to do the fun part soon. There's a date set. It's going to happen. People are going to see it. You're going to like theaters full of people. People are going to tell you what they think. And that's always a good thing. Always a good thing. Did I show you the popcorn bucket? Do you have one? No, not with me, but I have a video of the actual popcorn bucket.
Oh, no, I think you showed us like a... It might be like this, like a mock-up or something, but it was... I have some... They made one, a prototype. They have to test it, like, to see if it explodes or something? I think maybe just to see how it looks, probably. Oh, okay.
hey does it look like we thought it would careful careful this is just a prototype no idea how many buckets just go off unexpectedly it's a dangerous business i mean it's uh it's uh man i can't find it um if i find it i'll bring it up later it's just like i'm using the apple email app and because the gmail one was giving me a pain in the ass because i couldn't search anything and there were so many ads at the top so i was like wow i'll go to the apple one i can't find shit nothing works and
it looks great it works like i wish i was using the other one i forget oh yeah so i bought tickets three times this year moving i don't get to use any of them because now we have a we have a different plan so we're still seeing it i don't know if that plan is public so i'm going to keep that one under wraps oh are you coming to our plan yeah i mean it can it can be public as long as it's vaguely public well i'm coming to your plan that's it that's all i'm saying right now we have a plan
No, we're still going to the Esquire, the first tickets we bought, and then we're doing it again on our plan today. So this is the real... Oh, my God. I'm not going to... I don't know if Bob can really see, but your resolution, you're coming in for me. I just see red. It's basically that. I mean, it's not the highest resolution, but I can see it, and that's ridiculous. Only at Regal, baby.
It looks intricate. Is that the final design that they're going with? Yeah. Molly made this. That's so fucking cool. Wade, Molly made it. I can't wait till she gets another Enterprise text. Make sure you send payment for that promptly.
Anaconda wishes they made this popcorn bucket, let me tell you. That thing is fucking nuts.
You are going to set a couple aside, right? I want one of those. You're not going to go hunt it down? You're not going to go buy it? Wait, a week and a half ago, you're like, oh, I'll definitely get you guys something. Now you can't hear me? What the fuck?
Listen, I'm a big shot now. I'm in 2,500 theaters. It's gone to my head.
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