Mark's Big Dangerous Word Game
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What humorous games do Mark and friends play?
Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Destructible, this episode. Melodramatic Mark kicks off with coming up behinds, then initiates a terminal hot potato duel. Bullshitting Bob pounds hard, upgrades James' attire, advocates golden pussy, but misses iron lung. Go watch it. Wiggly Wade admits then displays amnesia, mentions Mark minuscule mane, and struggles with syntax. From podcast longevity to Martha Wash. It's time for Mark's Big Dangerous Word Game. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello and welcome to Distractible, the podcast that is definitely not going to end anytime soon. So don't you worry about that. We're going to be here for a while. Don't listen to the rumors. We are here for you for as long as we need to. And you know who else is probably going to be here, or at least one of them, Bob and Wade. I'm one of them. There was a lot of things said there that were slightly concerning. Well, it was concerning. He said don't listen to the rumors. Yeah, don't listen to the rumors. If it makes you feel any better, I'll give you both some concerned points. Not that that makes them valid or anything. Just because I'm assigning a point to it doesn't mean that your concerns are validated.
I'm just doing this because. That's a good reason to do stuff. Anyway, this is the game show. And yes, it's a game show because points and rewards are offered during every single one of these episodes, or at least we'll say that to get our ratings up. And I'm your host, Markiplier, multi-hyphenated, talented, weekend losing director, along with an Emmy losing director. Whatever I do, I'll always get second place. There's no question about that. Oh, he's coming up right behind the first place finisher.
That's a really good place. The best pace, even, depending on how you think about it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure. First is the worst, second is the best, I've heard. These are all good sayings, and Wade, you just earned yourself a point. Thank you. But I heard it too. I'll tell you why later. But anyway, what we do here first, as we've done every episode since the dawn of time, is talk about our lives, because we're very conceited like that, and we think that our lives are interesting enough to share with you, and you want to listen to it. So that's exactly what we're going to do.
How do the hosts share their personal stories?
Who wants to go first?
Me!
I actually heard that at the same time. Who said that first?
Me. Me.
That time Bob was slightly ahead. I'll give you one more chance. One more chance.
Me.
Me. So slow. Bob got there. I was trying to stick it up.
What is Mark's Big Dangerous Word Game about?
You get the first point there. All right. Okay. I wanted to tie it up to be tied with Bob. You could never tie with me. Bob, what's your life?
My life is pretty good. The walk-in 365 miles is going well. Still on pace through today, and I think I'm ahead a couple miles. It's good. It's not getting as easier as I would have hoped, but also I'm going to start turning up the speed a little bit. So it's going to get harder, but then it's going to get way easier, really fast, because that's how exercising works. I try hard like twice, and then it's all easy.
So I'm looking forward to it. I think that is actually how it works. yes okay soundboard wade yes i thought i had another thing and we pass it to wade ah dang it almost out of there almost at it welcome welcome welcome back everyone not gonna lie after one of the recent episodes we did bob was talking about some good old sausage gravy i have convinced my family that we are getting together And they are making me some gravy. And I can't wait. That's great, man. Great. I remember you talking about some sausage gravy. Yeah, Bob talked about it. And I was like, you guys won't believe what Bob brought up on the podcast. Some good old fashioned sausage gravy. You guys should totally make some and invite me over.
You're not interested in making it?
How do the hosts handle the game's challenges?
In learning about that or participating in that?
Oh, no, no, no. Nothing's quite like having some good old mom-made food. It's fun to learn new skills. It's pretty fun.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What humorous games do Mark and friends play?
0:00–2:42
2
How do the hosts share their personal stories?
2:42–2:58
3
What is Mark's Big Dangerous Word Game about?
2:58–4:15
4
How do the hosts handle the game's challenges?
4:15–5:37
5
What strategies do the hosts use during the game?
5:37–7:55
6
How do the hosts react to unexpected game twists?
7:55–9:58
7
What are the funniest moments from the game?
9:58–12:55
8
What reflections do the hosts share after the game ends?
12:55–48:30