QUITTER!

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What is the premise and format of the QUITTER! episode?

Unknown 0:00

Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Waddling Wade believes burning and drowning creates a balance, refuses to revan, and then asks for defeats. Merciful Mark angelically provides palliative care, gets naked on set, and mound pounds, but still cannot sign. Blunderbuss Bob is petrified of possums, slices up his steed. Refuses a rock career and declines Deutsch. From harrowing images to megalophobia. It's time for. Quitter Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hey everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distracted The Line. Today's host, Wade. Why? Because I won the last episode. Welcome to the show where one of us hosts, the other two compete for points on whatever game the host wants to play.

Unknown 0:54

The winner, who usually has to have the most points at the end, will host the next episode. And as always, my two co-hosts, Mark and Bob, are here. Hello.

Bob (LordMinion777) 1:03

Hello. I don't know why, but I thought you were gonna say the winner usually is Bob. Just been on a roll lately, you know, just feels good. Been really killing it. I don't know.

Mark Fischbach 1:12

I don't know if we should disagree to that.

Bob (LordMinion777) 1:13

That

Mark Fischbach 1:13

doesn't seem quite right. Nah,

Bob (LordMinion777) 1:15

that's how it

Mark Fischbach 1:15

is.

Unknown 1:16

It's true. Confidence right there. He's just already proclaiming himself the winner. Yeah, well, I just figured. All right.

How do the hosts explain the competition points and hosting rotation?

Unknown 1:21

Well, welcome to the show where the winner is usually Bob. Thank you. And Mark and I are also here. Well, all right. You know what? I'm not gonna fight it.

Bob (LordMinion777) 1:28

It's very gracious of you guys to

Mark Fischbach 1:29

participate

Bob (LordMinion777) 1:29

Mark Fischbach 1:30

the show that I win so much. I appreciate that. Yeah. Well what about this? The least confident way I could ever say anything ever. Well

Unknown 1:42

what about

Mark Fischbach 1:43

What about this? Oh, what the f what the shit? I don't know, I just saw this online. Oh no. For anyone listening, you're not missing out on much. It's a poster in Japan, I believe, and there's a baby saying something in Japanese, but it has received a lot of s direct sunlight for a very long time. But the way that it has kind of burned the image just feels like this baby is Slowly shifting into a horrifying demon baby.

Bob (LordMinion777) 2:11

A little bit. I like that it appears in the third version where it's the most demony. The text is still perfectly bright red and crisp. Like someone came and was like, Oh, just repaint over this text to make sure they can still read our sign. Yeah. It's uh it's really something.

Unknown 2:26

I thought the sun would wash the image a little bit, not give them like doth makeup. The

Bob (LordMinion777) 2:32

things that are dark are the eyes and the mouth, 'cause the mouth is open. It looks like the dark ink is bleeding for whatever reason. Maybe it gets a lot of rain and sun or something. Yeah.

Mark Fischbach 2:44

Anyway, that's gotta be worth some points, right?

Unknown 2:47

I'll mark something.

Mark Fischbach 2:48

Alright. I'll listen to the strokes and hear how many points I'm getting. Zero points is what I heard. I didn't hear anything, yeah. I got the world's most quiet pen. Can you write louder? Kerchink, kershink, kr.

Bob (LordMinion777) 3:04

What I was like five. I'm not worried. I usually win these. Is that the episode? Are we just putting are we sharing pictures? Because I can probably find some stuff.

Unknown 3:12

Whatever you all want, I guess. I this is just the opening small talkie bit. How are you guys while you're looking up pictures of something?

Mark Fischbach 3:21

Good. I have a sad story if I want to pile onto my winning streak.

Unknown 3:24

Well so far we have confidence, we have horror, we have despair. Well what what else you got? I got a true story. It's very sad. Well those are

Mark Fischbach 3:34

always sad. Can I tell it? I don't know if I have permission.

Unknown 3:37

Well? Yes, you have permission.

Mark Fischbach 3:39

Okay, all right. So yesterday Chica went outside and she was really sniffing around this um we were throwing out a weighted blanket. It was not a very good weighted blanket, so the weights inside kind of shifted and it it it's terrible. So we were throwing it out. And so she was really interested in something in this blanket. And we're like, did uh a mouse get in there or something? Is there like a rat trapped in there? So I I go over there. And I shoe her away and I take a look and I just peer around. See a little fuzzy tail, tiny. And I look and it's like, oh no, there's a dead.