There's An Easter Egg At 43:51

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Unknown Speaker 0:00
3.000 Action-Filialen in Europa und wir feiern mit extrem niedrigen Preisen. Zum Beispiel unsere Superfin-Waschmittelpots, 18 Stück nur 2,99 Euro. Und unsere Spektrum-Sprühfarbe für perfekte Deckung nur 2,33 Euro. Für noch mehr extrem niedrige Preise besuche unsere Filialen oder schau in die App Action. Kleine Preise, große Freude. Guten Abend, verehrter Hörer und willkommen bei Destructible. Das war's für heute. Bis zum nächsten Mal. Yes! It's time for There's an Easter Egg at 43 minutes, 51 seconds. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
John 1:06
Hello everyone listening and watching this podcast. You have found yourself in the midst of a distractible trap. You cannot leave until you have completed this episode and then told all your friends and family about distractible so that they can then in turn be trapped inside the Jumanji that is this podcast. Once you start the game, you have to finish it or else the monkeys are going to keep roaming and the earthquakes are going to keep going and that hunter is going to come after you till the end of the earth. And yes, he will be your father. What year is it? Wait, unless Bob, you were doing a weight impression.
Jane Doe 1:38
What? Too much hair. Couldn't pull it off.
John 1:59
Can we all just talk about how still the best scene in Jumanji is whenever the cart's heading toward the hunter and he screams? That scream is still the best moment in all of Jumanji. I forgot about that, but very distinct in my mind. I will never forget that scream. Great movie, but man, that scream is just... Well, I'm writing down things because I need to keep track of points. If you've never been to this podcast before, if you have been to the podcast, skip ahead a minute and a half. Exactly. That's when we'll be back into it. Editors, make that true. No matter what. Also an Easter egg will be placed at 43 minutes and 51 seconds in this podcast. Stick around for it.
Jane Doe 2:38
Will it be Marks Lost Only Fan Pictures? Could be. No. No, it won't. Okay, it can't be.
John 2:48
I mean, it could be, but I don't get to make that promise. It won't be. See, there you go. So the reason I'm writing things down is because I keep track of the points. I'm the judge of what these two goofs are going to be doing. I need to determine who's going to be the next judge of us new goofs, of which I will be one in the next episode. Me, pick me, I deserve it. That's a good impression. Bob, your cowardly lion impression, please.
Jane Doe 3:14
I don't know if I have one of those. What does he say? Oh, come on, pick me. I piss my pants. I don't remember him pissing himself straight up. Because he's cowardly. Does he wear pants?
John 3:27
I shat myself. I shat myself. It's all over my tail. Oil!
Unknown Speaker 3:34
Ich bin der andere Kerl.
John 3:37
Did you know that the lion's costume in that movie was actual lion pelts? That seems necessary. Well, it was the 30s or 40s or whatever it was.
Jane Doe 3:48
The writers are like, all right, there's a tin man. There's a cowardly lion. And some guy in the back was like, I'll go get the lion.
John 3:57
Leider wurde der Tidman-Mann von den Kanten, die er auf die Arme geschnitten hat, in Schrecken geschnitten.
Jane Doe 4:03
Der Tidman wurde tatsächlich aus Roboten gemacht.
John 4:08
Das ist wahr. Sehr wahr. Das bedeutet, Toto wurde aus Hühnern gemacht?
Jane Doe 4:15
Ja! Ja! Sie hatten einen Hühner, der genau richtig aussah, und der Produzent war so, nimm seinen Gesicht!

What hilarious distractions are discussed?

John 4:22
We're gonna need like six other dogs. Let's get going here.
Jane Doe 4:51
I had to Google something today that it makes sense that I should know this, but I Googled it anyway, because unfortunately I still have my Subaru. I've been talking about this for a long time that I plan to sell the Subaru. Stuff kept coming up. Mandy has been sick since October. It's been a hard end of the year. And so it's been parked outside. And in the last week, Ohio has gotten just absolutely like shit on with winter storms, which cars are designed to withstand being in cold temperatures. And it hasn't been like in the Arctic or something, but unfortunately, I had to move the car today. It was in the driveway because I want to keep it in the driveway when they plow the street so it doesn't get like totaled by a snowplow.

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