Wade's One Man Show
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What warnings should listeners be aware of before tuning in?
Warning. This episode contains harsh noises that may be unsettling to those with sensitive hearing. And wait. Listener discretion is advised. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bald. That is all.
Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractible! This episode. The coming Bob and mundane Mark put their pal through his paces, bringing white smiles to his brother's faces. As worldly Wade takes on the trials, grating strange unrighteous sounds, chewing small nuts and identifying cats, tonguing foam and surviving abject oral torture. From Spittlecam to saute stand-up. It's time for... Wade's One Man Show. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
come with me and you'll be in a world of bald imagination take a look and you'll see your reflection if you want to view paradise
How does Wade's One Man Show engage with the audience?
Simply look around and view it. Subreddit defend me. Do it! Wanna rig the game? There's nothing to it. Wade finishes his song early and suddenly looks scared. Am I not supposed to read that part out loud? No, you can read, yeah, read them out loud. You're good. Oh, still me. Is this still a song? I don't know the song. But first, step into my mind for a world first view of my thoughts during literally every recording of Distractible ever. I should have read parenthetical singing in some of these, I guess.
What unusual challenges does Wade face in his one-man show?
Yeah, you probably should have, man. This is the not singing one. The next one's singing again. Oh, good, good, good. Whoa, I can't believe where I am. Editors, recreate the Tunnel of Terror from Willy Wonka. 1971. Is this still from the song? I sang all the parts I know from the song. It sings songy, but it's kind of spoke. You don't know this song? I've not seen Willy Wonka since I was like eight. Okay. All right. All right. Director's cutting in.
Okay.
How do the hosts react to Wade's performance?
All right.
Yeah. I'll probably do it like that. There's no earthly way of knowing Which direction they are going There's no knowing whose points are growing Hope my bald head isn't glowing Is it raining? Is it snowing?
What unique sounds are reviewed during the episode?
Boy, my hunger is a-growing! Uh-oh, now their words are slowing. So the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is my turn here without me knowing? Yes! The danger must be growing. The conversation keeps on slowing. And they're certainly not showing the signs that they'll keep going. Quite right, sir! I am bald. Oh, there's more. Yeah, that's not it. There's four, yeah. Oh, man, wow. What a great tunnel that was. Parenthetical singing for this? Nope. No, you're done singing. And that's how I keep on winning! Welcome to Distractible, boys! And, uh... Uh... Welcome, boys! Is it hot in here, or am I just bald? Anyway, very pleasant evening to all the gentlemen, the, uh, the, the, the, uh, Vagina'd people out there!
That was a close one. Oh, looks like I got some sweat on my lens. Oh well. Don't need to clean that. Ever. Just like the drop of spit I spat into the lens three months ago and has been there in every episode since. I can see it. That's true. This is not a joke. This is real. Sam, our editor, has been laughing at the same drop of spit that's been on my lens for the past 24 episodes. And I've just never bothered to clean it or notice. Oh, I've noticed. Ha ha ha ha ha! Good thing that's not embarrassing. You've noticed it. You've never cleaned it. Sam told me about it recently and he was like, it's funny that Sam thinks there's only one. Wait, Sam, he has the exact moment the spit landed on your lens. That's been in every episode since he's noticed.
So play the moment when he spits and it's there. and throw shit they throw feces the feces blocks up my pipe they come back up it's like oh somehow the shit's got in your air conditioning unit this is your fault sir you gotta replace the whole fucking thing how does shit get the ac unit i don't know because i guess this wrench is actually a screwdriver is actually a power drill which is we don't know anything funny thing about the tunnel of terror there actually is a moment where he just he's like blah it's just i watched it to try to write down i've not seen it since i was so young i remembered like the first part i remember the tunnel but i do not remember the cadence of any of that it's uh they literally cut a chicken head head off a chicken in that scene i forgot that that is actually just there they do yeah that's pretty hardcore
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What warnings should listeners be aware of before tuning in?
0:00–1:21
2
How does Wade's One Man Show engage with the audience?
1:21–1:57
3
What unusual challenges does Wade face in his one-man show?
1:57–2:22
4
How do the hosts react to Wade's performance?
2:22–2:48
5
What unique sounds are reviewed during the episode?
2:48–5:47
6
How does Wade incorporate humor into his performance?
5:47–7:56
7
What tier list is created during the episode, and what does it include?
7:56–9:34
8
What final thoughts do the hosts share about the episode?
9:34–36:26