We've Never Done This Before
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What is the theme of 'We've Never Done This Before'?
It's time for We've Never Done This Before. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello and welcome back to another episode of Distractible. That's right, you never had a choice to begin with. No, we're not going to tackle the concept of free will today. Yes, I knew you would be here. No, I'm not going to tell you how I knew that. Yes, I'm excited to see you on the next episode, too. Yeah, anyway, I'm your host for today. My name is Bob, and I'm the host because I won the last one. I did win the last one, right? Yeah, I think so. I just started talking, and then I blacked out. I don't know what happened. Did I say anything weird?
Not as weird as me, apparently, or maybe weirder. Depending on what got points, I don't know what did.
Okay.
No one has opted to suffer, though. He usually just finds something to write with.
Oh! Sorry.
What?
He's suffering. Put him out of his misery.
He chose to suffer. He chose to suffer. I got water on my poop.
What bizarre news headlines are discussed?
he got food in my water hey it's pretty good I'm not doing this for points I'm just starving oh no Tyler got me the poo book and I actually got water in my poo does it turn back into poo if you get too much water on it I don't know I went to set my water down and I don't know what happened but I like I became the Hulk for a second and squeezed really hard but then I also like pushed it as I did so I like squeezed it and threw it and just go ahead do your thing man
Yeah, I said how it works, something, winner, host, whatever. How's it going, gentlemen? Let's just jump right into small talk. How's everybody doing? Wade's covered in poop or something.
I guess I could take it over while he's dealing with whatever in the hell he's doing. I'm doing good. I'll give you a choice. I could talk about my personal life or talk about this headline that's hilarious to me, but probably not actually hilarious, but it's intriguing.
I mean, I'd like to hear about your personal life, but the headline, you sold it so well.
Surgeons in India just successfully removed the legs and buttocks of a parasitic twin from the chest of a 17 year old. That is interesting. I don't think the article is actually going to tell any more of the story than what the title is. I think the entirety of it is right there. Is this a really successful odd operation? How old? It was a 17-year-old? 17-year-old who had a parasitic twin, which I believe is a case where the twin is not... Partially absorbed? Alive, but yeah, partially there. Like the cells were splitting when it was an embryo and it didn't split quite right in some place and then, you know...
It sounds like the 17-year-old is fine, hopefully, from the surgery, and I'm sure they were okay beforehand, but that's going to be tough to live with, I got to imagine. I have no idea how big or small these things were, but that must just be kind of funky to live with.
in less because i i'm telling you the well is dry on news titles this season why where'd all the news go mark just nothing's happening everything's boring but there is one that i want to read because i feel like it's a it it's sort of a psa but sort of a like a common sense please texas official warns against measles parties as outbreak keeps growing I'm sorry, what is a measles party? So I'm assuming that it's the same kind of idea as a chicken pox party, which also is not recommended anymore because there's a vaccine for that, just like there's a vaccine for measles. But if you do have a child with measles, do not host a party where other children come and get exposed to the measles. That's not how that one works.
Yeah, don't do that. Yeah, don't do that. Bob, when you asked what is a measles party, I thought of Weekend Update whenever Stefan used to be on there. They're like, what is a measles party? The hottest club in New York is measles party.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the theme of 'We've Never Done This Before'?
0:31–1:47
2
What bizarre news headlines are discussed?
1:47–6:02
3
Why are movie trailers causing controversy?
6:02–12:53
4
What are the challenges with healthcare and prescriptions?
12:53–20:14
5
How do the hosts break the ice with personal revelations?
20:14–23:36
6
What are the hosts' most used emojis?
23:36–28:18
7
Who would the hosts choose to swap lives with and why?
28:18–33:52
8
What insights are shared about acquiring tools and hobbies?
33:52–55:24