Godwin’s Mountain Yoga Routine Leaves Uncle Si Totally Stunned
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What new yoga experiences did Godwin share from his mountain retreat?
Bye.
Well, welcome back to the Duck Call Room. You watched the USA win? Oh, yeah.
Welcome back.
I need to watch this. The next time USA plays and it matters, I'm coming to watch it with you. Because I think it would be fun.
Oh, no, it was.
Yeah.
Both times I scored a goalie, I was up out of my recliner. Were you?
What are you talking about? That's what I'm talking about. Every time they scored a goalie.
How did Uncle Si react to Godwin's yoga stories?
Oh, yeah.
We played during one of our business days.
I should have scored about three more. I was close.
I listened to it driving down the road. Listening to soccer is arguably more fun than watching it. Because those announcers get fired up. I don't know. You'll look down, you'll be going 90.
I don't know. Them boys get fired up, get knocked down, kicked, drugged, and all this stuff. I get knocked down, but I get up again.
It's a rough sport. That's a song that did not have Chumbawamba on the card for today, man. It's a good song.
What unique food items did John-David introduce at his house?
They're a little tub thumping. Next thing you know, Sal's going to be pissing the night away.
He knows that anyway. Hey, Australia scored their first score.
Do what? Australia did. Well, yeah, they've always been friends.
They set them up. Six years I've tried to get y'all into soccer. He couldn't stop me. He hit the ball. It had to come here.
That's the problem. We needed to be able to watch it in normal hours.
I will say, y'all know where I was yesterday, and I was just proud to be an American just standing there.
Why does Martin think lobster isn't worth eating?
Where? The Sam's Club. Oh, no. I mean, I was just looking around.
I was like, does it get better?
Only in America, baby. That's what I'm saying. That's it. Only in America. I could have bought a case of eggs. Yep. Look, scanned it with my phone and just walked out. Instead, I bought an IC machine.
He's got his hot dog roller. Yeah, baby.
What viral trend did the boys debate, and what was Si's opinion?
What's next?
I got an icy machine yesterday. That's what I'm talking about.
Have you made any icies yet? Oh, yeah. They have that at Sam.
You can get anything at Sam. It's not a brand name, icy machine. And the brand hasn't paid this podcast anything, so it's an icy machine until you holler at your boy. But we'll do an ad for it. Didn't we have all those things around here at one time? I see a hot dog roller, buddy.
Yeah.
But I did learn, because, you know, I'm a fine figure of a man, so I obviously will eat as much queso as I want, but I refuse to drink full sugar sodas. Mm-hmm.
How did Godwin feel about serving children of fallen heroes?
You can't make those, like Coke Zero doesn't turn into a slushie.
Oh, because it ain't got no sugar in it?
Who knew? Yeah.
Apparently you did. Yeah. That checks out. It's got to have something to bind with. Otherwise you just make ice. You got to have something to keep it in a different state. Otherwise, you just make an ice cube.
See, I should have called you. So I get home, then I had to go back to Walmart to buy something called monk fruit.
Oh, give a little healthy sweetener?
Yeah, whatever.
What humorous stories emerged from the discussion about physical fitness?
There you go. Some people said it would make my tummy rumble, but all it did was make me happy because it was the best icy I've ever had. That's just because you made it. Yep. And on Thursday, is it Thursday when we're playing Turkey A or whatever they're called now?
Turkey A at what, 8 o'clock at night?
I still call you Turkey. I'm going to have that hot dog roller rolling. I'm going to have an icy machine going. It's going to be like 7-Eleven up in my house.
I'm going to come over and watch the game. Come on.
Johnny D going to have the QT on lock.
Oh, yeah.
Circle K. That sounds like a lot of fun, J.D.
What reflections did the group share about prayer and belief?
Oh, man. I'm going to have him cheddar. Cheddar and jalapeno sausage is rolling on it.
Roll that. And when the World Cup ends, you can make margaritas again.
No imports. I don't think we got any United States tequila.
If we do, it probably ain't good.
I bought some in college once. It was from St. Louis. It was...
Yeah, that was just hooch. Yeah, it hurt.
That was just hooch. It literally said St. Louis, Missouri. I said, we've made mistakes, boys. Yeah, but we had a budget. Yeah, we did.
Oh, so an icy machine hot dog. You really are turning into just a carnival. I love it. Think about getting a gas pump.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What new yoga experiences did Godwin share from his mountain retreat?
0:00–0:33
2
How did Uncle Si react to Godwin's yoga stories?
0:33–1:04
3
What unique food items did John-David introduce at his house?
1:04–1:36
4
Why does Martin think lobster isn't worth eating?
1:36–2:01
5
What viral trend did the boys debate, and what was Si's opinion?
2:01–2:44
6
How did Godwin feel about serving children of fallen heroes?
2:44–3:11
7
What humorous stories emerged from the discussion about physical fitness?
3:11–3:45
8
What reflections did the group share about prayer and belief?
3:45–54:50
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