The Robertson 'Duck Bros' Hijack Uncle Si’s Podcast
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Who’s hijacking Uncle Si’s podcast and why is this episode different?
all right what's up it's jacob here i'm here with john reed will christian and john luke this is not the normal crew on here none of us do this podcast you know every week regularly yeah are you our host today I'm just intro, and I wouldn't say I'm the host. Okay, thank you. You're welcome. Are you the host? I don't know.
Well, they're desperate because they have me on here now.
Oh, yeah. This isn't your first podcast, is it? Ever. I'm talking about ever.
First podcast ever?
Yeah, like, I don't know. I'm asking.
I have no clue. Me? Yes. You've never been on a podcast? I've never been on a podcast. I don't know. Wait. I was on one a long time ago about records one time. What, in like 2008? Something like that.
Whenever they first started. Podcasts weren't out in 2008. Yeah. Or no, not 2008.
Memory loss, memory loss.
We did pay you $1 to be here, so we're thankful.
You guys are getting paid?
You had a low rate.
Thank you. We're paying you 75% of the hour because that's all it'll be. I'm usually just on the holiday episodes, so...
Yeah. I'm glad to be on just a regular schedule. Hey, you're a premium extra for the podcast, you know? Yeah.
This is like a post-fourth podcast.
They're always texting me when the guests, like, quit. And they're like, we got to get someone in here. We at John Luke would get in here. What are you doing? Yeah. That's fair. They just think it's because I don't have anything going on. Yeah. Like, you don't have five kids or something.
That's crazy. Speaking of five kids, congrats.
Five kids. Wow. Five kids.
Yeah. How's that been?
Five kids. Five kids.
Yeah, how is that?
Five kids.
We keep saying five kids.
Wait, you have five kids? Are we like really entering like a podcast mode? I feel like we're like, this is like... I've got three kids.
You've got five kids, dude.
I've got five. No, five.
Tell me about that.
What is five minus three? Two. Oh, two. Well, I've been at camp these last nine weeks, so... You're an absent father?
Yeah, I've barely been home to see them. I've had the older three at camp every day. Not every day, but most days. Mary Kate's got their twins.
Does your kids go to camp?
Yeah, they've been a couple times.
Do your kids go to camp? Do you drive like a limousine or something? How do you fit five kids in a car?
No, see, that's the thing. You know what he drives.
I don't know what he drives. What do you drive? I don't know what you drive.
This brother-in-law has amnesia. I don't know what's wrong.
What do you drive? A Suburban?
I can't tell. He's never modified cars. He doesn't know what I drive. Do you know anything about us?
I can't tell if you're curious or playing dumb. Suburban? Suburban. Are you crazy? Do you drive a Suburban? Is that what you drive?
Yeah, you got it.
Hey, what's your license plate number?
What's your wife's name?
Wait, what camp? You said you've been at a camp the last nine weeks?
Yeah. Sorry, I don't know what you drive, but do you drive a big vehicle with five kids?
Well, it is, but there's five seats and there's five kids and they all fit. But I think that's where when you've got six kids, six, you can probably still fit in a normal car. Well, you have to get like a special car for your children. That's when you've reached like another level of... I don't think you can fit a category in a normal car. Yeah, if you got like three.
If one's old enough. Like three and three. If you cut your wife out and there's one old enough to ride front seat, you can't. If you don't have a middle.
If you have a middle seat.
If you cut your wife out of the car, you know, she drives separate, you can fit six. Like if your kid's old enough to ride in the front seat, then theoretically, you can't. If you had one more, like no one's old enough to ride in the front seat.
Yeah. Well, we don't have a middle seat in the middle. That's what I'm saying. Some cars have middle seats in the middle. So you can fit six. Yeah. The bucket seat.
So what's going on in y'all's lives? What are y'all up to? Like we're not filming the show right now. So what are y'all doing?
Well, we're just hanging out right now. I mean, I have a lot of Ella Worship stuff happening.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
Who’s hijacking Uncle Si’s podcast and why is this episode different?
0:01–7:36
2
What updates do the brothers share about family life and kids at camp?
7:36–11:49
3
How did John Reed build his store and plan a speakeasy with a liquor license?
11:49–48:10
4
What happened when Christian used ChatGPT to create an AI haircut selfie?
48:10–57:42
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