Si and the boys are stunned by Godwin's surprise entrance. "Uncle Sí" chats with Alexa. Godwin rates fans' sandwiches, but we might have to DQ the winner. Martin urges people not to put goldfish into lakes. Si is delighted by a memory of farting deer, and he confirms that his signature blue Tupperware tumbler isn't the only cup in his collection. John-David reads listener emails about pickup lines, door-to-door candy sales, and Si's everyday carry. And heads up: It's probably a bad idea to put "former CEO of Duck Commander" on your résumé if you're not Willie Robertson. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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