Uncle Si Is Accused of Practicing Something ‘Anti-Christian’
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How did the hosts open the episode with summer family stories?
We got our first sickness in quite some time. I guess you'd call it sick. He got the swimmers here. Boy, he wouldn't get out of the pool on 4th of July. Oh, man. He wouldn't wear his little headband because his brother ain't got to because he ain't got no tubes no more. He still got that one tube working, and he had water just flowing into that ear apparently. Who's a man at that age, too? Yeah, buddy. I ain't wearing that band. I ain't wearing that. Brother ain't got to wear it. I ain't wearing that. Now he's like, I think he would reconsider now. Yeah. Remember how bad it was? Yeah. I think we could get him to strongly reconsider now. Hey, why don't we try to get you to wear that band? Oh, man. And the problem is he don't want nobody but his mama.
Oh, yeah, that ain't good. Yeah, which means I can't really do nothing. I just got to listen to it. But, you know, whatever. It's fine. It's all good. Hunter, are we rolling, or you just don't have the clock rolling? Yeah. But, no, we'll make it. We'll make it out of it. It'll be fine. It'll all be good. You know what happens to people that eat aluminum foil?
That eat aluminum foil?
Yeah. They sheet metal. They become a mirror.
Ha!
I was giving you my answer.
That's a good one. People that eat alone on the floor, they sheet metal. Yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one. That's like, you know why you can't be mad when you fall on your driveway? Why? It's your own ass fault.
you on asphalt. I guess so. Yeah. See?
You can't be mad. You can't be mad. You put the bump there.
Don't be mad about it. You start sheeting metal and... You got problems.
i feel like we're trying that's so good though he was talking about a little all i say is hey don't give up your day job oh what are you talking about those are those were the first ones that got audible laughs in here those were good even from our studio audience they do have an in-studio audience we do we might have to add them to like our opening routine when we go speak somewhere together yeah just start right there yeah that's right everybody know the gloves are off oh man all right then that all right we'll see y'all next time right here oh man no we um i don't even know what johnny d still on vacation i did see i know he's sad because he had to watch that game at the beach oh that's why i ain't talking to nobody
Yeah, I ain't heard from him since. He's laying low. Look, they was there. So, hey. Yeah. It's good. It is what it is. Anyway. So, he didn't answer his question. How are you ranking for next? Yeah. You need to know who's left in it. Norway. That's where Paula's from. She's a Viking. The Norwegians. There you go.
Well, I'll tell you.
That's that big dude.
I don't even want to need to go any further.
All right. As far as you're going.
The Vikings are going to win.
I guarantee you.
Well, they're going to win.
Hey, there you go. They got the whole crowd doing it.
They got everybody involved in it.
Yeah, that is a pretty cool celebration. I'll give them that. Die the Viking. But that Messi feller, he's good at soccer.
That was one of the better movies I've ever watched was the Viking movie. What was it?
Can y'all see that? Which one?
Honor? Need some help. Kirk Douglas and I can't remember the other guy that starred in it.
Kirk Douglas. That's been a while. That's been black and white.
Well, no, no, what was so cool about it was. I got to look it up now. I don't even know what it is. Put this guy in a den of wolves. Yeah. You know, that they kept hungry. Well, they didn't have to put it. He just said, hey, throw me a sword. Well, Douglass got his hand cut off because he threw the Viking a sword.
I was talking about a movie from 1958. Oh, no.
That's what I told you. The Vikings. Hey, wasn't that? He caught the sword. Wow. He just gave the warrior a yell and jumped in there and killed about 10 wolves before they got him.
It does have 77% on Rotten Tomatoes.
But they did get him.
What's the name of it? The Vikings. The Vikings.
Oh, that was a good one. I'm going to watch it.
Oh, it's in color. They put a shade in the color. Yeah. There you go.
Who else started it?
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