Uncle Si can’t believe the dumb thief who comes nightly to Justin Martin’s shed. He’s got a few suggestions to keep the lowly thief away! Jay Stone tells a hilarious story about a purple belt in his jiu jitsu class who left Burly begging for mercy — and she’s a girl! John-David gives a small update on the Honey Hole thief and Martin is incensed about his nefarious nightly visitor. The boys discuss the chances of Joe Exotic becoming president and give relationship advice to several young men needing it…though perhaps they got more than they bargained for by asking the opinionated Duck Call Room crew! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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