Uncle Si opens an enormous window into his psyche by sharing a dream that leaves the boys speechless, and wonders if one brutal football hit is the real source of his crazy brain. His daily diet sparks a round of shock and envy, with perpetual jump-roper John-David admitting he’s jealous of Si’s legendary metabolism. Martin confesses that every time he sees a game warden his bowels go watery, even when he’s done nothing wrong. Jacob reveals some of Willie’s late-night gut-bombs that could send a man straight to the toilet. Si’s lifelong problem with authority resurfaces, except when there’s a ticket book in play. Duck Call Room episode #486 is sponsored by: https://puretalk.com/duck — Make the switch today & save an extra 50% off your first month! Go to https://drinkag1.com/duck to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. https://donewithdebt.com — Start building the life you deserve and talk with one of their strategists today. It’s FREE! https://duckstamp.com/duck — Get your all-new digital duck stamp today. It’s easier than ever! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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