Uncle Si, who famously despises cold weather, offers some constructive criticism to fellow Louisianans who are freaking out about potential ice and snow. Jay Stone sides with Si in the ongoing battle against Jase over everything. Si admits the reason he never worried about getting his gap-toothed but loveable smile fixed. Martin and John-David put serious thought into who their hypothetical sidekicks would be if they were stranded on an island, and Si’s choice of companion is a bit…unorthodox. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: Why is Uncle Si critical of weather panic in Louisiana?
Yeah, we killed a few today.
It was actually kind of fun for a minute. It gets old slick riled up. Your nephews, we had 40 pintails working around this morning.
He had to deal with pigtails.
I couldn't believe he didn't call a shot.
I was stunned. They were about 80. Well, they were, but you know.
But you could have got a few.
See, Jason's that eternal optimist. I mean, Jay's come across negative until he goes duck hunting. Then he's pretty optimistic each and every day. But he leaves that in the duck blind. Yeah. Yeah. He was jolly today. Oh, yeah. He was jolly today. He paddled that P-Row about seven miles, I think, by the time it was all said and done with. That's how Jace works out. All natural.
He forgot his coffee.
He's either paddling P-Rows or coffee.
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Chapter 2: What unusual choice does Uncle Si make for a companion on a deserted island?
Oh, it's always worked. That's what people don't realize. And blinds just don't appear and get brushed and all this, okay? And the decoys get put out and all this other stuff. So there's a lot of work goes into any type of hunting.
And it's generally fun work until you go through a stretch for about seven, eight days where you ain't killing nothing. And then you're having life choice questions.
Oh, when I was young enough, I enjoyed it. Okay, because you got to see what was fixing to happen.
Yeah. I don't embrace the suck, though.
That's a good lesson I learned training jiu-jitsu. Guess what? You suck. Yeah.
And you better embrace it or you're going to quit. That's what Bonebreaker said this morning. He said, you just got to welcome the pain. Welcome the pain. That's easy to say for a man who's got arms the size of my thighs, you know.
Phil, for years, made the dressing with teal or wood ducks. And it was always good until recently. Al decided he was going to take up the mantle of Thanksgiving. He's going to make the dressing. Well, he got the body type. So, yep. Well, you know he's on that.
Did he lose 60 for 60? Yeah, we have a question. He ain't done. He didn't make it.
He said he's 60 for a year.
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Chapter 3: What happens during duck hunting adventures?
Yeah. I just didn't know. We went to one of the finest hunting lodges you ever been to a week ago, and Si just looked at him and said, no.
Well, hey, here's the thing. Make all this crap.
Si said, I ain't a redfish. He said, I ain't no redfish.
Oh, hey, make it all pretty. Okay, make it all pretty, and no.
No, pretty don't cut it, okay? It's got to have a good flavor to it. Then we brought the man a muffin for breakfast. He said, not a muffin, man. No.
No, I went stone handed to him. I touched it. I said, no. It's hard as a brick. I said, no. He ain't no muffin.
He ain't no boudin, man.
Muffin's supposed to be soft and soggy.
What's the last thing you ate somebody else cooked you like? I'm just curious. I'm just curious when it was.
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Chapter 4: How does Si describe the challenges of duck hunting?
Tammy? I can't even understand where she was from, much less what her name was.
Sandy Esparza?
Oh, yeah.
I'm going Mississippi.
I'm going New Mexico. Even though I think Stone got it. Texas. New Mexico.
Hey, y'all. My name's Sandy Esparza. I'm from a little town in Texas. It's called Texas.
Little town in Texas. I figured Stone had it, but I didn't want to just lay up with it.
Also, I want to apologize for butchering her last name. Esparza?
Santa Rosa. I'm graduating this year, so I'm planning to become the valedictorian for my school and everything else that I need to do to go to college and all that fun stuff. I grew up watching Duck Dynasty. I have a size book and You know, we need quotes for our senior quotes for our yearbook.
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