Si's wife, Christine, keeps his weapon of choice under lock and key, so he finds himself hunting rats the old-fashioned way — pistols. Phillip breaks out the hard hats and fluorescent safety vests for Si's favorite new hobby. Martin and John-David share two insanely brilliant marketing tricks. The Duckmen may have been in the worst commercial ever filmed — and it's BAD. Martin shares an update on Brittany and the babies and calls out Si for a bald-faced lie. A fan sends in one of the coolest baptism stories ever. And the boys give advice on dealing with dating disappointment and how to handle shame about your past. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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