Elis James and John Robins

#447 - Davie vs Horse, Bin Gear and The Gulag of Truth

20 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There’s some good upstanding British gear flying around today. Bin chat. Which bins? What goes in what? What blooming colours have you got? Show us ...

#446 - Bowie Crocs, Knee Length Utility Socks and Courteeners of Comedy

17 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Elis James has become the story, and not for the right reasons. No matter how much he talks about ‘Zoe on the train’, there’s no doubt that our ...

#445 - Colin, Carras and A Big Frozen Bag of Mince

13 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You can tell John’s been on holiday because he starts the show by giving a promotion to someone who doesn’t even work on the show. The mood is hig...

#444 - Tim Key, He Needs A Cup Run and Bit Early For A Pint So I Have An Easter Egg

10 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

William Wordsworth, Carol Ann Duffy… Tim Key. Just a few of the great poets this fair nation has produced. But there are two more names to add to th...

#443 - Mockproof Robins, Medium Cod +1 and Good Black Eps

06 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After a week when John offered apology texts to Elis, Dave and the production team for being in a bad mood, he’s back to his Billy best. There’s a...

#442 - Tara Me Sue, More Pear Puddings and Dark Days in Denbigh

03 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Wagon wheels, mushy pea hummus and baked bean daal. Move over Rick Stein, there’s new gastronomic broadcasters in town. Yes, food is the order of th...

#441 - Full Fibre Content, Ladies Lashathon and Taking a Mini Retirement

30 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the TFI Late Review on the show as a night-time recording has Elis at his energetic peak. He's ready to throw a chair at a wall and also discus...

#440 - Beefcake Alert, The Lust King and Producer Dave’s Handsome Surprise

27 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Every week on this show you think that the last vestige of John’s weird past is revealed. You think there cannot be any more layers peeled back. And...

#439 - Inverting The Pilaumid, Winning 18 Apples and The Mayor of Thornbury

23 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There’ve been contrasting weeks for our two heroes. It’s a non-stop all anecdote premiere for Elis. For he has as follows… met Hugh Grant, atten...

#438 - The Human Clock, Threads Be Cloves and Thanks For Jumping on That Call

20 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s official. Elis and John are the most listened to on demand radio programme amongst the Under 35s on BBC Sounds. This is huge. Finally the boys ...

#437 - The Great Geordification, Cloud Storage Afterlife and Narrative! Narrative! Narrative!

16 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

He’s only gone and done it again. The serial winner himself, John Robins, the narrative bender, has won yet again. Despite not even really liking fo...

#436 - I Attract The Mums, 200,000 Items and John Robins Ltd.

13 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This show isn’t often one for big announcements. But today we park the trivialities. There’s not a mention of word games or credit scores in sight...

#435 - Orcs & All, Cannellini Alley and ‘Wisdom, Bit of Sadness, Go Home’

09 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Young John Robins goes under the microscope as we learn some revealing things about his burgeoning adulthood; whilst other holidaymakers were making a...

#434 - TwistMcGist, Spikey Mike and Oh You’re A Catholic

06 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s been a fallow period for Mr Elis James. The one time leading light of Cymru Connecting has faltered. Boy wonder no more. With 5 failures in his...

#433 - Pasta Disaster, Child Of The FTSE and The BACS Is Safe

02 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Who built John? We find out that it takes more than just a village/borough/nation to raise such a superhunk. He has an entire team behind him, like al...

#432 - Roast Goose, Intro Sequels and The Volkswagen Barrel of Paint

29 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

“This question will have enormous ramifications for my mental health for the rest of my life.” It’s that sort of episode. Today is MASSIVE for R...

#431 - Corner Energy, Non-Playable John and Tubing The Room

25 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

John and Producer Dave are back from a high after John turned 2,000 revellers up to eleven with his problematic walk in music. Elis has questions but ...

#430 - Grief Granola, Psephologist Wildfowl and How is Scratching Free?

22 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You’ve probably heard it whispered on the train on your way into work. You’ve likely heard mutterings about it on the concourse at the football. A...

#429 - Czecholate, 11 Years of Silence, and No One Else is Doing This

18 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We join our heroes during a telling off session, because someone is being a naughty boy. Has John eaten too much chocolate on the way in and he’s ab...

#428 - Hunting Aled, Gen Sea and Harriet Kemsley

15 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Acceptance is the word on everybody’s lips today, but it has different meanings for Elis and John. For John it’s a meaningful form of accepting th...

#427 - OALPs, Scared To Stand and Career Progression In Feudal Britain

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Elis and Producer Dave are fresh from taking breaths of the night DJ’ing. The only two people on planet Earth to become hipper as they age. But Mixm...

#426 - Writing Sid, UNESCO Accents and Condemned to a Life of Seeing Clearly

08 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

John’s managed to pick himself up after last Friday’s show. Well to a certain degree at least - thank the lord. But the collective vibe scale is n...

#425 - The Credit Score Special

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We’ve hit a low ebb. The show which won Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards just a few years ago is dredging the bottom of the ...

#424 - Zanecdotes, Fab Pensions and Mallett’s Depths

01 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Huge news in Elis and John towers today, for Producer Dave bumped into the man, the myth, the Solero supper himself, Mr Tim Davie. Could he use this o...

#423 - Gareth Guffer, Dune July and Planet Credit Score

28 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The sun is shining, blossom is blooming and death and divorce are on the lips. Oh the joys of spring. For how is John going to bid farewell when he an...

#422 - Jimmy Bond, £35.17 and Tudur Owen’s Dad’s Monkey

25 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Palin, Chalmers, Livingstone… Robins(?!). Yes, gliding into the show today is one of Britain’s greatest travellers. An adventurer unequalled in th...

#421 - Yakat, Clentin Coins and Is It A Long Forest?!

21 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Tech problems aplenty behind the scenes, but none of you will notice until the boys bring immediate attention to it. No matter though because the mood...

#420 - Cheek Not Filth, World Beaker People Day and Apple Crumble Designed For Three

18 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You join today’s show mid-crash. Mid-comedown. John Robins is 30 minutes post-butterscotch. How is he meant to broadcast at the top of his game on s...

#419 - BQWND, The Bailiff of Content and Watching Mince Defrost in Real Time

14 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

If content were a wrist, chat were the blood flowing through the veins of that wrist, and today’s episode of Elis and John were the finger, then all...

#418 - Pasta Joke, Quarry Stuff and Black as Sackcloth

11 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Cymru Connection is officially newsworthy: we said it could be significant, and boy was it.Sadly we didn’t get a 2000 word thinkpiece on whether...

#417 - Sun on the Cheeks, The Nadir of the Mullet and Squatting in a Poltergeist’s World

07 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Is John having a Pep Guardiola moment? For a man who wins a lot, he’s chalked up a lot of losses this week. Firstly there’s an unprecedented Wordl...

#416 - That’s Massive For Me, The English Enigma and Wales Today

04 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

“Wales might be a country of 3.1 million people, but it seems like we all know each other. Well one broadcaster on BBC Radio 5 Live is putting that ...

#415 - This Is Your Stand Up Life: John Robins

28 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

“I just feel ashamed and sad now.”John’s in a bad mood. He has made this patently clear he wants nothing to catch him off guard. That’s great ...

#414 - Yesterday’s Bone, Book Humour and The Coalface We Call Prose

25 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

John’s currently penning something which will change global culture. But what if we lift the bonnet of his genius? That is what we find out on today...

#413 - Generation Graze, A Chunk Funk and Rustle Click Munch Ting Ting

21 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

John has eaten some chocolate just before recording and now he’s all glum. So it’s up to Elis and Dave to get him out of his funk. Their options: ...

#412 - John’s Pensionversary, Riffing on Togetherness and There Will Always Be More Steves

18 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Brace yourselves, because John is about to discover something massive LIVE on the podcast. This could be significant. This could change the game. This...

#411 - Hayley They’ve Dropped!!, #PoorBloke and A Civil Servant For Love

14 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Love is in the air and it’s really setting Producer Dave’s pulse racing. And not just because he’s madly in love himself. Rather it’s because ...

#410 - Nepo Connectors, Keir Today John Tomorrow and Richard Herring

11 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What do the people want? Wordle Live. What do they not want? The Cymru Connection. That’s the opinion of John Robins. Just John Robins. You thought ...

#409 - The Double Ian, Everyone’s Sacked and John Goes In On Shoes

07 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You would think Elis and Producer Dave would be offering praise to the mood gods, for Johnny JR is in a good one, having interviewed his favourite mus...

#408 - Project 2032, Red Peppards and Britain Is Typing…

04 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There’s some big goals targeted on today’s show. Firstly, ‘legacy’ is on the lips. What permanent impact can Elis and John leave?Secondly, wha...

#407 - Boring Moons, Germans Don’t WhatsApp and Grind, Block & Jumpy

31 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Some of you wanted less not more Wordle chat. You pleaded even to the production team. But the team were scared. For there were Wordle emails that had...

#406 - Callipound, A4 Ravioli and Our New Coal

28 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Someone’s put 50p in Johnny JR today. And it’s incredible what such loose change can enact. For since the wee hours he’s been cackling into his ...

#405 - My Integrity, A Million Pounds and Why Can’t We All Just Be Clerks?

24 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You thought you were safe from Wordle? Hasn’t everyone else stopped talking about it? Well, you were wrong. But don’t switch off, come back, come ...

#404 - #PlasticJack, Lou Sanders and You Can Only Push The Listeners So Far

21 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

No, this episode is not a web error. Instead it contains something else which will make the content servers explode. Yes that’s right, it’s the re...

#403 - The Dread Brothers, Great Flanks and The CEO of My Own Mind

17 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Akin to Weller in February 1980 ‘tatts entertainment’ was bouncing around the studio today as the boys hit action stations to execute one of their...

#402 - Connor’s Killed Us, A1 Prostates and Bring Back The Erotic Thriller

14 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

With Speakergate gone (we hope) in the blink of a manually adjustable eye it’s time for John to turn to one of his other favourite pastimes: cheekin...

#401 - Direct Dust, The Pint Control Board and …with John Robins

10 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Nobody’s making audio like this. Nobody approaching such breadth. One episode it’s half an hour discussing home audio solutions and then the next ...

#400 - Builth Wells Problems, xC and John Got A Speaker

07 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

400 not out. But plough on past Brian Lara we will. And welcome new listeners for 2025. The BBC's wide reaching podcast ad campaign has no doubt broug...

#399 - The Second Petard, Pad Thai for Breakfast and 11 Reasons to be Cheerful

03 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are kicking off 2025 with contrasting vibes: Johnny JR is feeling grateful, and the team think of 11 (slightly unusual) reasons for him to be...

#398 - The Best of The Great Reset

31 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Things that can be reset: timers, bones, electronic devices. Other things that can be reset: bantercasts featuring the BBC’s youngest and most relev...

#397 - The Sun Lounger Statute, Wednesday Ringo Regret, and I Can’t Go Till February

24 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a game of 3 halves as a trifecta of things looms large over today’s episode: Paul McCartney, a sun lounger, and a humdinger of a Made Up Game...

#396 - Britain’s Sexiest Tattoo, Fallible Sounds, and Content Doesn’t Stop For Christmas

20 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

'Elis and John Smash Up A Bus Stop'. 'The UK’s Biggest Dog'. 'Elis and John’s Big Supper'. Just a flavour of how unstoppable the content ideas tra...

#395 - A Heavy Weft, A Talented Sheep Dog and 31 Minutes with a Nun

17 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Fresh from their Christmas Cracker Elis and John are in a sense celebrating Boxing Day, but in another sense they’re creating linear/circular conten...

#394 - Elis and John’s Christmas Cracker

13 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

“Mmmh yeah Christmastime.” In a linear sense it’s Christmas Day. In a circular sense it’s some time between 13th and 25th December. Ho! Ho! Ho...

#393 - High Budget Dreams, Smacks of Mellor and That Fried Tuesday Feeling

10 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This is sierras of the papas broadcasting, and news just in: we’re all out of papas!John’s losing his voice because of doing an extraordinary impr...

#392 - Not Letting Down 750 GPs, The Jet2 Prerogative and Sophie Duker

06 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

“All suffering is resistance to suffering” is soon followed by “we are technically a comedy podcast” on the show today. So it’s clearly anot...

#391 - Egg on Cord, Perpetual Tennis and A Very Successful Brown Owl

03 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There are records today for pre-Cymru Connection heads in hands as Britain’s clumsiest Welsh language comic gets all sorts of muck over himself. Ami...

#390 - Annsbie, We Lube Up and The Hypothetical Widow Tour 2025

29 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

“Purgatory is nothing. This is hell.” You’ll never guess which presenter’s mouth that inspiring line came out of today.Well if you want a clue...

#389 - Big Leg, The Cymdown Connection and Plugged Into His Router Just For You

26 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The term ‘firing on all cylinders’ was invented for 72 minutes of audio just like this, because your beautiful boys really are firing on every one...

#388 - Let’s Lavender, Sounds Like My Love Life and Celya AB

22 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the night before Elis’ big Welsh stand up gig, and he’s packed all the essentials needed to record a smash-hit TV comedy show: spare trouse...

#387 - Neil’s Crane Company, Paid In Chinese and Lightning In A Handbag

19 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There’s a lot of inspiring going on today in Elis and John towers. And perhaps unsurprisingly, once again it’s Inspirer-in-Chief Mr John Robins do...

#386 - Daft Brian, Going Gallagher and The Phillips Head Bat Signal

15 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

John’s back in action - well to a degree. He can now eat Dairylea on toast and has to stand for the duration of the show. And in solidarity with the...

#385 - Yards From Davie, Calippos Wouldn’t Melt and The World’s Wealthiest Cat

12 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Huge news from Leeds, for Producer Dave has been in the vicinity of the Director General himsen. Solero perched in hand, not a drop of juice on his f...

#384 - Pretty Podcast Boys, Short Tempered Cyborgs and All Time is Wasted Time

08 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

At what point does a bum recovery journey transmogrify into a spiritual journey? Probably around the nine day mark, for John’s continuing convalesce...

#383 - Ballon D’Arts, Banter Zone Jet Lag and The Enema Within

05 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The march of AI has engulfed everything in its path: cars no longer need drivers, paintings no longer need painters, and songs no longer need writers....

#382 - Spooooky Intimate Bum Procedures, Perfect BBC Noise and Same Postcode Different Houses

01 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What’s the only way to spend Halloween? It’s having a spoooooky intimate bum procedure of course! So John's dressed as a spoooky ghost in a bed sh...

#381 - Your Main Crem, A Talentless Forsyth and The Great Traybake Swindle

29 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bye Bye Mr Audio, Hello Mr Saturday Night! There are rumours that Saturday night TV is dead. That it just doesn't bring in the eyeballs that Bowen, Bl...

#380 - Lord VPN, Bullied On The Boundary and Stansbie

25 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Drink in it folks, we’re living in a new golden age. That’s right, the lesser talked about field of alpinism has reached new heights, a new zenith...

#379 - Bishop Gore Blanks, Forwarded Many Times x, and There Is An ‘I’ In Lazio

22 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jekyll and Hyde isn’t a work of fiction. Nor is James McAvoy in hit film Split. No. If you were to venture down the B and C roads of mainland Wales ...

#378 - Wacko Lacto, Gatwick Fresh and Falling Into a Big Ditch

18 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What do we all do before going on holiday? Check we have our Big Three (keys, boarding pass, passport), worry about whether the place has a washing ma...

#377 - Dropped In The Riff Tank, Two Dads (Not Gay) and Ania Magliano

15 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

When one thinks of the great socialisers ‘John’ and ‘Robins’ are two words that don’t immediately spring to mind. But are we seeing a transf...

#376 - Skeggsy, Deggsy and £360 Cash

11 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Wheel the to 1:50 scale Maine Road birthday cake out, Producer Dave is turning 40!George Orwell posited that 1984 would be a year of bleak dystopian n...

#375 - Gravel Man, My Sex Club Year and Space Cop Heart Rates

08 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's all about heights today, as despite scaling the lofty heights of the digital UK audio comedy chat rock face, Elis is still uncomfortable when con...

#374 - Dust or Leaves, A Tight Three Seconds and Humour! Humour! Humour!

04 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After the wave of excitement around Mr Audio’s new Welsh podcast project 'Welsh Rarebit: Grilled by Elis James', it’s time for John to enter the l...

#373 - Street Juice, The Cymru Cul-de-sac and 10 Sketches About Soup

01 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Elis and John have been on journeys this week, both metaphorically and literally. Yes we cover their travel woes as the pair journeyed back from Wales...

#372 - My Little Lover, The ABBA Gold Approach and Cuffed by the Vice Squad

27 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s happened. Elis and John have turned into crypto bros. This is now a crypto pod. It was only a matter of time…But worry not, it’s only a fle...

#371 - 3 Features & the Truth, Get It Done and Welsh Rarebit: Grilled by Elis James

24 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a giddy John we encounter today, for our hero is about to embark on his yearly golfing pilgrimage to Elis’s beloved Portugal. Talk of unspeak...

#370 - Bran Time, Sky Blue Limos and Fellowship on the Ring Road

20 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Tick tock Robins went down in history. But tick tock Masterman? Now that’s a whole different ball game. Like Stuart Pearce or Joe Royle missing the ...

#369 - All Beauty, A Sexier Welshman and David O’Doherditty

17 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Oh we do have some fun don’t we. And if the Funometer was measuring in funtometres then today’s show would cause it to 404 error due to exceeding ...

#368 - A Hot Lung, Busking Medieval English, and The Importance of News (On the Hour, Every Hour) on Student Radio

13 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

As time continues its cruel, relentless, and inevitable march onwards, thoughts turn to retirement plans; how will our heroes see out their final days...

#367 - Marie’s Tethered, Grown Men and Oh Really Fennel?!

10 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After such vigorous dancing last time out the boys have done their stretches and downed their recovery shakes in preparation for a classic Elis and Jo...

#366 - The Dance

06 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We’re all excited about dancing the dance. The most intimate dance. Cheek to cheek entering the ballroom. John woke up at 3:30 this morning on edge ...

#365 - Big Fat Tears, My Thumb’s In France and Phil Wang

03 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We’ll throw down the gauntlet here. This is *classic* Elis and John. A podium place episode. Champions League. There, I said it. Big laughs, sex swa...

#364 - Like It Or Lump It, Moon Faced Boys and Greg James’ Dark Underbelly

30 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A union that we’ve waited 15 years for between a pair significantly involved in the UK’s cultural scene. Some of the most significant personal new...

#363 - Accepting Sap, Backing Bellingham and This is How You Use Noel

27 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

With post-wedding factors still in play, it’s another trip down the pre-recorded well today. But don’t for one second think that means a drop in q...

#362 - Three Crazy Guys Hanging Out, DCI Spike Spike McSpike and Michelangelo’s Mike

23 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

You might have been expecting to come across the full lowdown of what is being described by Hello and OK! as the wedding of the summer. But no, for wi...

#361 - 55 Year Olds in The Narberth Area, Dell Tower and The Past, Present & Future of Rush Radio

20 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Well, Fine and Unwell: the three states. Constantly switching across protagonists with one having to pick up the slack. But who will it be this week? ...

#360 - Yesby, Classic Gag Churners, and The Big Storm Before the Bigger Storm

16 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Twas the night before Elis’s wedding, and though we can’t offer you non-stirring mice, we can guarantee you something even better, and even rarer:...

#359 - Puppet Paul, Mindful Diarrhoea and Doing the M6 for Comic Relief

13 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Elis and John realm remains a very zen place to be. So grab your headphones, get into a comfortable position, and let the BBC’s youngest and mos...

#358 - Jimmy Grief

09 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

John’s been on a silent retreat. Today he breaks his silence with a man, who unlike him, ultimately revels in conversation. One who would discuss th...

#357 - A Podium Place for Thought, Désolé the Devolved Discuss and A Big Baguette that’s Uniting the World

06 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Elis and John have been overcome by two forces this week: Olympic fever, and the stark realisation that their bits are old. The former makes for a Mad...

#356 - Look Into It Dave, Curtis Coitus and HS Number 2

02 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

36 hours. That is the approximate time it takes to travel to from Melton Mowbray to Gibraltar via coach. It is also the approximate time now dedicated...

#355 - Fillet, Sirloin and Rump

30 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Great Organiser is Robins. And his latest trick was to organise the ultimate stag for a Welshman in his forties. Design touches, #thoughtfulness a...

#354 - A 5 Minute Curry, 10,000 Johnsons and A ULEZ Compliant Wedding

26 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Are weddings run on facts? Do they need to be ULEZ compliant? Is it a laugh when people respond to questions about dietary requirements with humorous ...

#353 - Symphonic Bowels, Dry Cardboard Chips and A Better Listener than Henry VIII

23 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

When Elis James meets his idols there’s usually only one outcome: he gets it wrong. But a chance meeting with Britpop royalty this week has given El...

#352 - Marl, A Digital Bum Examination and Taking 2 Weeks Off Jalapeños

19 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

John’s world has been rocked from beneath him. Our hero's fears have piled up, and a trip to the medical room - hopefully containing one of London’...

#351 - Six Figure Per Month Thickos, The Cymru Connection and Let Him Do His Cow

16 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In today’s show ********************** ************** *************** ************ **************. The previous paragraph was censored by Producer D...

#350 - Smoked Milk, Wimbers and Let It Beeb Sounds

12 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

“Surprise surprise”, not the words of the late Cilla Black, but those of Mr Dave Masterman, as the show takes a couple of gastronomic and lyrical ...

#349 - Emergency Intro, The Nanny Estate and The Third Keir

09 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Remember the Cheeky Girls of noughties Lembit Opik fame? Well today it’s the Cheeky Boys. And former Lib Dem MP Opik is the only reference to politi...

#348 - Jazz Flats, Guff Soup and You Can’t Row With Your Mind

05 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A schism has come between Elis and John that may signal the end of Britain’s youngest broadcasters’ undisputed reign of the podcast-first platform...