Acceptable Accuracy Podcast 64 – Who’s Making It Out Alive? Zombie Weapon Choices
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What are the initial thoughts on zombie apocalypse weapon choices?
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All right, welcome to another exciting episode of Acceptable Accuracy. I am one of your co-hosts, Tyler, and I am joined by a million dudes right now. So I have no idea how this is going to go. Our goal is an hour, but let's be real, it's probably going to be a three-hour episode. So let's go. What? But today, Phil, what's going on today? Like what on earth is going on? All right. So, I am your other co-host, Philip. We are joined, like Tyler said, by a million other dudes and at least three dogs in this room. We today are going to try a group podcast today, and our topic is going to be what your primary, secondary, and melee weapon would be in a zombie apocalypse. Is it melee or melee? How would you like it to be?
It's melee. I don't know. I'm assuming it's got like a French... I'm Asian, so I have no idea. English is my second language. But wasn't Vietnam, like, weren't they, like, held by the French? And the Chinese. Yeah, and the Americans, kind of. Not really. Nope, that's staying in there. That always stays in there. I'm white adjacent, come on. But, all right, so either way, so, exactly. So I guess, why don't you start us off, Phil? Like, tell us about that. Or do we want to introduce our million people? No, we're definitely going to introduce our million people. They're all going to say hi. Nice. That was Brent. Oh my gosh, that's awesome. Okay, all right, so we'll go around the room. I'll start to my right here. How about you say your name and then say hello.
Hello, I'm Isaac, glad to be here. Excited to see how this actually turns out with a million dudes here. I have no idea how this is going to work, man. It's going to be fantastic.
Hi, I'm Kyle, returning again. And yeah, this is going to go swimmingly.
Guest host Kyle. Guest host Kyle.
Guest host Kyle. Back again.
Hey guys, this is Brent. I am back again and I am... The least educated one here. Oh, I don't know about that one.
I don't know about that one.
For the listeners that are listening in, there was a whole question about college and non-college educated. I don't really know how it even started or ended. Anyway, college educated.
Jeff here, college educated shooter.
How do the hosts justify their primary weapon selections?
Happy to be back.
University of Texas.
Anonymous voice. Oh, all right. Wow.
Okay, now I'm his voice.
I'm Daryl, and I'm not going to take part in any of this.
That's what he thinks, but after he hears it and he's entertained or he wants to correct us, he'll step in.
I'm Andrew, returning. Thanks for having me back.
Awesome. Or some Tyler. Yeah. Well, I mean, you know what? I want to say my name again. Yeah. That's Phil. Do you say that's Phil? That's fair. Okay. So, uh, we kind of got the idea actually from my son. We were driving the car, uh, to hockey one day and he was like, dad, In the event of a zombie apocalypse, would your primary weapon be your secondary weapon and your melee weapon? I was like, that's a great question. And it kind of feels reminiscent of a Call of Duty loadout, almost. So Ray Gun and Zeus Cannon. Nope. So we don't have a whole lot of rules behind this. One of the rules is that it has to be an actual weapon that exists today that you can carry and use on your person. So you can't say, like, a Gauss cannon or Gauss, what do they call them?
What do they call them on the deck of, like, ships that have a huge, like, railgun? I have no idea. Or railgun.
Oh, railgun, yeah.
Yep. It does exist. I was about to say, I thought it does exist. It does exist.
You can't carry it. Exactly.
What criteria are used for selecting secondary weapons?
And then there's also, like, what's that, hypersonic weapons? Wasn't that used in Venezuela recently? Anyway. I don't know what you're talking about. All right. So since I'm going to offer a little bit of clarification to everyone in the room, I'll kind of go, I'll go first here. and the idea behind this too is everybody needs to justify their choice for What they're gonna use and people feel free to interrupt and ask questions and to preface this we found out like two minutes ago our topic That's not true.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the initial thoughts on zombie apocalypse weapon choices?
0:00–2:49
2
How do the hosts justify their primary weapon selections?
2:49–4:21
3
What criteria are used for selecting secondary weapons?
4:21–6:32
4
What melee weapons are deemed most effective in a zombie apocalypse?
6:32–8:40
5
How do the guests' weapon choices differ and why?
8:40–10:27
6
What survival strategies are discussed for the zombie apocalypse?
10:27–13:00
7
How do personal biases influence weapon choices?
13:00–14:40
8
What final advice do the hosts give for surviving a zombie apocalypse?
14:40–55:53