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First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show

Brian & Morgan: Ghosted Over Dinner… But Was It the Bread or Something Way Worse?

22 Jan 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

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This is an iHeart podcast. Guaranteed human. This season on Dear Chelsea with me, Chelsea Handler, we've got some incredible guests like Kumail Nanjiani. Let's start with your cat. How is she?

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13.203 - 15.228 Jubal

She is not with us anymore.

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Okay, great, great, great way to start. Maybe you will cry. Ross Matthews. You know what kids always say to me? Are you a boy or a girl? Oh my God.

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23.263 - 24.926 Jubal

All the time. That's so funny. I know.

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So I try to butch it up for kids so they're not confused. Yeah, but you're butching it up. It's basically like Doris Day.

31.055 - 31.236 Jubal

Right?

31.256 - 39.589 Unknown

No, I turn into Bea Arthur. Listen to these episodes of Dear Chelsea on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

40.632 - 54.676 Questlove

Hello, hello, all my people. What's up? It's Questlove. Recently, I had the opportunity to sit down with the one and only A$AP Rocky. He reflects on his journey from Harlem roots to global icon status and discovering the hip-hop origin of his name.

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The ledge was on the TV. Rakim had the bucket hat Kangol joint on. My pops was like, that's Rakim. That's who you named after. I just...

Chapter 2: What led to Brian's first date with Morgan?

413.024 - 437.89 Ryan

Hi, I'm Victoria. And my name is Jubal. How are you? Well, hi, there's a lot of you. Yeah. Have you ever listened to the show before? I feel like I shouldn't say no. Be honest. I listen to a lot of podcasts. Okay, great. We'll have one of those. Yeah, we'll check it out sometime. But we're calling you today because we actually got an email about you.

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438.595 - 459.895 Ryan

okay so we do a segment on the show it's called the first date follow-up that's where if you go out on a date with someone and then you ghost them that person can email us to get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them is there anybody that you're ghosting that you think would email us i yeah i think so i mean i i'm shocked that it would be the

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So important that they would call into radio stations. I can think of a couple. That's flattering, Morgan. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm talking about Ryan. Okay. Do you mind telling us why you're ghosting Ryan? Yeah. Sure, why not? Okay, so Ryan and I went on a date. It was good. It was a good day. We had a great time.

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489.864 - 519.143 Ryan

And I decided I didn't want to see him again and I don't feel bad about it. So that's like... I can tell you why if you want. Yeah, that's what we want to know. Got it, got it, got it. Okay, so I got home, I looked in the mirror, and I realized I had a huge piece of lettuce in my teeth, like fully in the front of my teeth, and he said nothing, and that's a deal breaker for me.

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519.443 - 539.018 Ryan

Okay, so why is that a deal breaker? I mean, I can see how it's kind of embarrassing and it's not awesome to see when you get home from a date, but why is that something that you're just calling it good on? I don't know. Can you imagine, like, we're talking for hours. We're flirting. I'm smiling at him. I'm telling him stories. We're gazing into each other's eyes across a candlelit table.

539.118 - 546.431 Ryan

And the whole time I have lettuce in my teeth and he didn't tell me. Like, to me, that's just, like, not the kind of person I hang out with.

Chapter 3: What were the highlights of Brian and Morgan's dinner date?

546.531 - 568.049 Ryan

I want to hang out with someone who's going to tell me I have lettuce in my teeth. What if he didn't see it? Then he's blind. That's not possible. And if he really, really didn't, then he's not observant and nice. I still don't want to deal with someone like that. But I find it really hard to believe he didn't see it. I know it sounds silly, but I get you, girl.

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568.389 - 572.794 Ryan

I get like that in the studio sometimes when I notice I have food in my teeth and Jubal and Victoria didn't tell me.

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Hey, man, we didn't see it, though.

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573.955 - 575.357 Ryan

Yeah, there's a lot of times I don't see it.

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Okay, so maybe we really didn't see it.

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Whoa, wait, hold on. Hey, Morgan, that's Ryan. He's actually on the phone listening and wants to talk to you, by the way. Hey, I'm sorry. This is about lettuce in your teeth? Yeah. Oh my God. Well, so, but hold on. You're telling me like your life story. I want to be really clear. It's not a random flip up. That's a violation of my trust. It indicates who you are as a person.

605.559 - 629.522 Ryan

Okay, but you're like bearing your soul to me. I'm supposed to stop you and be like, hey, your mouth looks like a compost bin. Oh, gosh. Yes, because one, if you're not grossed out by that problem, and two, yes, you're supposed to have someone's back so they don't make a fool of themselves. What else would you not tell me? I barely noticed, okay? I go, what else are you keeping from me?

629.542 - 653.926 Ryan

I don't want to move forward. This is like some sort of a test or something? Yeah, kind of. No. Hold on. Are you saying you knew you had food in your teeth and you're waiting for me to say something? Yeah, it's a perfect test. The real ones will say something. They care enough to say something. They're not trying to be nice. I don't want someone to be nice to me.

654.006 - 685.323 Ryan

I want someone to be real with me. You put the food in your teeth on purpose? Yeah, yeah. Oh. This is... That is, first of all, that is so manipulative. I don't really even know what to say. You know what? Look, let me just remind you, we're talking about this on the radio show, so I feel like my assessment of you was correct. I cannot believe this is happening.

Chapter 4: What was Brian's reaction to Morgan's sudden ghosting?

728.523 - 747.06 Ryan

And it's very embarrassing for me. Cool. Well, next time I'll carry dental floss and one of those little bibs they give you when you're getting your teeth cleaned. This is great. There's not going to be a next time because it's not about carrying dental floss. It's about being honest to my face.

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747.221 - 748.142 Jubal

Are you sure, Morgan?

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748.162 - 772.848 Ryan

Do you want another date with Ryan? We'll pay for it. No. Honestly, I think I'm good because you're telling me you're running psychological experiments on the men you go to dinner with. I'm good. I'm glad we got to the bottom of this. It's a new kind of test.

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Chapter 5: What incident occurred with the bread during the date?

773.269 - 800.673 Ryan

The thing is, I would never do that to you. I would have your back. So you can see it as a manipulation, but it's It's sort of like it's a rite of passage. It tells me what I need to know. I'm not a manipulative person in general. So you can tell yourself whatever you want. You're fake. You're fake with me. All right. Well, good luck. Sorry, Ryan and Morgan. Thank you very much. Thank you.

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Thanks a lot.

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804.497 - 820.759 Questlove

Jubal's first date follow up. Hello, hello, all my people. What's up? It's Questlove. Recently, I had the opportunity to sit down with the one and only A$AP Rocky. He reflects on his journey from Harlem roots to global icon status and discovering the hip-hop origin of his name.

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820.979 - 829.568 Unknown

The ledge was on the TV. Rakim had the bucket hat Kangol joint on. My pops was like, that's Rakim. That's who you named after.

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829.588 - 839.262 Questlove

I just was like, damn, that's swag. Listen to the Questlove show on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

841.013 - 849.125 Unknown

This season on Dear Chelsea with me, Chelsea Handler, we've got some incredible guests like Kumail Nanjiani. Let's start with your cat. How is she?

849.766 - 851.809 Jubal

She is not with us anymore.

851.829 - 859.841 Unknown

Okay, great, great, great way to start. Maybe you will cry. Ross Matthews. You know what kids always say to me? Are you a boy or a girl? Oh my God.

859.861 - 861.524 Jubal

All the time. That's so funny. I know.

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