Full Jubal Show from Thursday January 22nd, 2026

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First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show 1h 2m 5 speakers 8 chapters transcribed
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Who are the main hosts of The Jubal Show?

Unknown 0:00
This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human. And if you do a party, invite everyone with you. Just a little. You would see the biggest gift would be from me. And the card attached would say, thank you for being a friend. Every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters. And the Jubal Show is no different. Why, it's the Jubal Show with your drunk Aunt Nina. Hi.

What are some hilarious moments from Jubal Phone Pranks?

Unknown 0:40
And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez. Hi. And who could forget the newest member of the show, the hip divorcee who loves playing Madden as much as he loves his college-aged daughter, Producer Freeze. Hello. And then there's me. I'm Jubal, and this is The Jubal Show, and it's a time of week where we check in and see what's going on in our lives. So, Nina, what's up with you this week? I have been messing up left and right, double booking, breaking things, disappointing people. Are you breaking things because you're double booking? Yes. no i just i think that like my brain is not running on all cylinders and part of it has to do with the fact that i do identify as an empath i know people you know make fun of that term but it's real when you walk around and you feel a lot of things and with the way that the world is right now i've been feeling a lot of things especially being that i am half persian and if you've seen the news at all you might know what's going on in iran iran isn't the only place that
Unknown 1:37
You know, feels like things are in turmoil. But for me personally, that's kind of where my attention has been. And it's manifesting into me messing up everywhere. It's pretty wild.

What is the premise of Dirty Little Secret?

Unknown 1:48
But I learned this and I'm going to leave you with this. I learned that just by reading a headline and feeling helpless as a reaction to what it is that you're reading, your body automatically goes into fight or flight. And so your adrenaline, your everything is just going crazy, increases your cortisol level. So your body is actually having a physical reaction to what's happening. So if you've been feeling that way, too, if you consume the news or life events like that, you're not the only one carrying it. And I think this is one of those times. Sorry, I didn't mean to be like this, but I think that this is one of those times where there's strength in community. That's why I prefer to stay loose and ignorant.
Unknown 2:25
No headlines for me, baby. No headlines. Is there a world going on outside of what's in front of my eyes? Who knows? Who cares? Doesn't matter to me. I'm loose and ignorant.

How does You vs. Victoria work?

Unknown 2:36
That's why it feels good when I'm here with you, Jubal.
Nina 2:38
That needs to be the name of your next album. Yeah, the next song I drop will be Loose and Ignorant.
Unknown 2:45
All right. Speaking of listening, Victoria. Oh, wow.
Victoria 2:52
But see, that's fair with what I have to say because I don't know what happened this weekend. I fully believe that my body died and then was brought back to me in the sound of my friend yelling, Victoria, into the bathroom this weekend and me kind of waking up and being revived.
Unknown 3:11
Public bathroom.
Victoria 3:12
Public, yeah.
Unknown 3:12
I'm sorry I passed out in a public bathroom this weekend.
Jubal 3:14
It was in a restaurant. I'm so proud of you. A high-end restaurant. Oh, that's good. So, you know, the thing is, I had a big brunch, and I just didn't fully realize that I hadn't been eating the rest of the day. So by the time we got to dinner, I was feeling like I was fine. No one even could notice that I was intoxicated.
Victoria 3:32
So, yeah, I ended up going to the bathroom real quick when we got to the restroom. And then my friend came in.

What happens during To Catch a Cheater?

Victoria 3:37
The next thing I remember, she just, like, yells my name. And I said, what? And I look at my phone. And it had been an hour. And almost, like, an hour and a half.
Unknown 3:43
You slept in there for an hour?
Victoria 3:45
Yeah, I had a really nice nap.
Unknown 3:46
So, were you, like, sitting on the toilet, like, with your pants down?
Victoria 3:49
I didn't plan to go to the bathroom. But, yeah, like, I was just, like, I had to. So I peed in the night. I guess I just fell asleep. And then I got myself to get up and walk out. And then I realized I was not feeling great. So I ran back in the bathroom and threw up in the trash can and apologized to the lady who walked in and said, oh, gosh, and then ran out.

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