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First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show

He Took Her Rock Climbing… Then Made Those Noises 😬🧗‍♂️

15 Jan 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.031 - 11.965 Unknown

This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human. First date follow-up. Powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys. Online at advocateslaw.com.

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11.985 - 23.518 Jubal

Alejandro is on the phone today for a first date follow-up, and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Tasha. So in a few minutes, we're going to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him. But first, Alejandro, how long has it been since you heard from Tasha?

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24.199 - 27.623 Alejandro

Hey, man. Yeah, thanks for having me. It's been a couple of days now.

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Chapter 2: What led Alejandro to seek help after his first date?

27.863 - 29.245 Alejandro

Last weekend, actually.

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29.393 - 32.919 Unknown

Okay, that's not too bad. How did you guys leave it after the date?

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33.981 - 50.096 Alejandro

I mean, I thought it went really well. So I'm like, you know, a little stressed over here because I thought we were going to kick it off right away. You know what I mean? And I don't want to be the first one to call. And I, yeah, I'm just really confused. I thought it went really well. So I want to know what's up. Okay, well, tell us a little bit about the date.

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50.716 - 70.459 Alejandro

So, I mean, Tasha is dope, you know. I'm just, like, attracted to her vibe, like, right away. You know, she's just the type of person that's, like, effortless in everything that she does. And, oh, man, the way she goes about her life, the way she swings and moves. I mean, it's just so natural and confident, like the dream woman, you know what I mean? Aw.

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70.579 - 84.949 Alejandro

What was the thing that was most dreamy about her? I mean she's just like just so natural and confident like you know she's the type of person that can walk up to anybody and talk where I'm like super afraid to say anything to anybody because I think they'll hate me she just has this love

86.195 - 107.46 Alejandro

you can feel it you know when she walks by like a cashier she's the type of person that says hello how's your day you know i'm just like in and out the door you know what i mean oh so she's a good influence on you guys balance each other i think so yeah every time i see her talk to people the way she smiles and the way people smile back at her it's it's i'm melting over here

107.44 - 125.213 Alejandro

What did you guys do on your date? So I like to do like rock climbing. That's like my hobby. So I thought I'd take her somewhere, you know, where I'm comfortable. And she had told me that she had never been. But you know what? She like was adventurous and fearless. And she was like, let's go, even though she had like never done it before.

125.193 - 144.353 Alejandro

So I thought it was a good opportunity to me, like, you know, to do, you know, like that movie Ghost where he's like behind her making pottery. I thought that would be me. But instead of like pottery, it's helping her climb. I thought I was going to be like, you know, the awesome guy here. But there was a little like thing that happened while I was there.

144.373 - 147.496 Alejandro

And like, I'm scared that that's the reason why she's probably not calling me.

Chapter 3: How did Alejandro describe his date with Tasha?

161.721 - 172.918 Alejandro

And then like I yelled to the layer below me and I was like, you know, yo, can you know, watch out. And it wasn't like a it wasn't like a manly yell. You know, it was more like a.

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173.388 - 201.353 Alejandro

Todd Blue losing his balloon kind of yell you know it was just like instinctual like I didn't have time to think about it you know what I mean so you squeaked a little bit just a little bit you know I laughed it off she just seemed like she was laughing and I just thought it was enduring I felt like we like shared a moment you know what I mean okay well maybe the squeak did it I don't know that would be it feels kind of silly to go somebody over a squeak unless you keep squeaking

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201.89 - 217.574 Alejandro

But even after that, I was like really nervous. And so I get like, I have a thing where like, I get like really sweaty when I get nervous and I was trying my best. I wore like an undershirt and I was trying my best to like not show it. But like, I mean, I sweat so much, like even my chalk back turned into like paste. You know what I mean?

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217.594 - 224.725 Alejandro

I basically left the gym looking like I had been hosed down. And I was just saying it was not my sexiest moment, you know?

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224.705 - 236.37 Jubal

Alejandro is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Tasha. So we're about to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him a second date if he still wants one. But first, Alejandro, why don't you break down your situation again real quick?

237.072 - 258.288 Alejandro

All right, cool. So Tasha, you know, I want a second date with her. But on the first day we went rock climbing and I was a little nervous. So I kind of like had a squeal at one point because I almost fell off. And then I was sweating so much that I was just basically drenched in my sweat. And it wasn't a good look. And I'm hoping that that's not the reason why she won't call me back.

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You're just a pasty squealer.

259.129 - 259.73 Alejandro

It's cool.

259.85 - 264.797 Jubal

I mean, what else?

Chapter 4: What activities did Alejandro and Tasha do on their date?

341.199 - 362.003 Tasha

I mean, he was basically like a human waterfall with chalk paste dripping down his arms. But the real reason is, well, we were climbing on one of those rock wall things, and he slipped on the wall. And when he slipped, he yelled, and it was scary.

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361.983 - 385.003 Tasha

so high pitched it was like a cartoon character high pitch okay he told us about that yeah i was a little worried about it he thought that's is that the reason you're ghosting him because that's what he thought uh no not exactly uh he was making like a bunch of noises when he was climbing like what do you mean

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385.895 - 400.837 Tasha

No, he was making weird grunting sounds, and not to be too graphic or anything, but it made me picture him doing something else, and it really just turned me off.

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400.857 - 412.274 Jubal

Whoa. Oh, no. So he's climbing rocks, squealing a little bit when he fell, and then making grunting noises, and you were like, I don't want to hear that in another bedroom-type situation.

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That sucks.

414.177 - 423.576 Tasha

Yeah, I mean, if he sounds like that now, like, I don't even want to think about what he sounds like, you know.

424.398 - 434.278 Jubal

Oh, wow. Well, thank you for telling us your reason why. Poor guy. Natasha, I'll also let you know that Alejandro is on the phone listening and wants to talk to you.

435.878 - 438.18 Tasha

Oh, he's here? Yes.

439.882 - 446.027 Alejandro

Hey, Tasha. Wait, is that really the reason? Come on. That's a little cray-cray, right?

Chapter 5: What unexpected incident occurred during the climbing date?

471.162 - 474.226 Alejandro

You know what I'm saying? Like, you know, you don't got to worry about that.

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Are you sure?

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475.107 - 477.55 Alejandro

I promise you. I'll show you. What's up?

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479.754 - 486.202 Tasha

Oh. I don't know. Like, all I could think about was, like, you looking at me and squealing and being like.

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489.147 - 489.447 Alejandro

You know, like.

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Oh.

490.807 - 501.419 Alejandro

I was going up the hard wall that I'm not used to. Those are not regular sounds. I'll stick to the medium hard wall. You don't have to worry about that, baby. Just give me another chance, yeah?

Chapter 6: What was Alejandro's reaction to the incident during the date?

503.101 - 504.282 Unknown

You're just animated.

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504.803 - 517.978 Alejandro

Yeah, I mean, you know, I was working hard. I was trying to impress you, but again, guarantee you, that sound and that other sound are completely different. No way it's that. You know, completely different compartment.

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518.347 - 522.296 Jubal

Tasha, would you like another date with Alejandro? We'll pay for it.

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522.316 - 535.719 Tasha

I'm sorry, but no. Really? Yeah, I just can't unhear it. You could make weird sounds doing that, too. That's true.

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536.901 - 554.892 Alejandro

Hey, I'll make whatever weird sounds you want me to make. Just give me another second date, yeah? I promise I'll make it up to you. Hey, look, they're going to pay for it, so, you know, we're not losing anything. At least we get a dinner together. I love that. You know, things go well, we go back. You could take my mouth shut. You could tape me up, tie me up, whatever you want.

554.912 - 556.875 Alejandro

Give me that second date, huh?

556.855 - 566.744 Jubal

What do you think, Tasha? Just one more chance? I mean, you know. He's really willing to make compromises. You're also jumping to conclusions on that. You don't know. I mean, you know.

566.764 - 570.167 Tasha

I can't. I'm sorry.

572.629 - 575.392 Jubal

Alejandro, I'm sorry, man. No second date for you.

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