Why Do Women Give The Silent Treatment? w/ Sam Morril | First Date with Lauren Compton
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
I'm so excited to see you tonight.
What's up, you guys? Welcome back to another episode. I almost forgot what my show is called. First Date. My guest today is back for his second date. You know his podcast, We Might Be Drunk with Mark Normand. Give it up for Sam Morril.
They're like a studio audience back there.
I know. They're my fans.
That's cool.
They're my only fans.
That got sad. That got sad immediately. What the hell? We got to keep the energy up. If I'm the good energy, that's a problem. I got a naturally morose vibe. But you know what? I'm going to bring the good vibes.
I love
that.
So it's been years since I think you've been back, since you've been on.
Yeah, I guess so.
Because it was in the beginning of this adventure.
Yeah.
So how have you been?
I'm great. Things are good.
Are you dating anyone?
I am, yeah.
Have you been dating this person for a long time? No,
it's pretty recent.
Oh, okay, great. So you have a new life.
Yeah, I guess so. It's going all
right. How did you meet her?
Hinge.
I thought you were about to say him.
Him?
Because I said, how did you? No, I don't think you're gay. But I said, how did you meet her? And you said, Hinge.
I wonder how I would be. I think I'd be a good gay guy.
Why?
I just asked. I'm a good straight guy. Why wouldn't I be a good gay?
Well, because gays are overly happy and chipper.
Yeah, but I'm good at zinging people and gays love that shit.
Do they?
Yeah, my neighbor's Matteo Lane and he likes a good zing.
Okay. So maybe you would be a good gay guy. I think
I'd be a good gay.
Okay. Would you be a top or bottom?
I think I would probably want to be a top. I'm tall. I have weak legs. I don't want to be bending over. I feel like that'd be a lot of work.
That would be a lot of work. Gay
dudes and women are the only ones who work their glutes and ass. Straight dudes don't do leg day. We don't.
If
I go to the gym, I'll do like, I don't do any legs really.
Really? You just, walking is enough.
Walking's enough.
Yeah.
Why are influencers dying from BBL surgery?
Pull-ups maybe, you know, upper body. No legs.
Yeah. But
gay dudes care about, like gay dudes are like, that's a nice ass.
They do.
Gay dudes get mad when they see a straight guy with a
good ass. Gay guys will go get a BBL.
They'll get a BBL?
Oh, yeah. I know a gay guy that's a hairstylist. Has a fake butt and thick thighs. And he's all about it.
That's how you die, though. What do you mean? All these influencers are dying from Brazilian butt lifts.
I think one influencer died. No,
there's been a lot. And there's a dude who just died in Bangkok from getting genital enhancement surgery.
I did see that. With his
wife. His wife went. I guess she was not pleased with his penis either. She didn't try to talk him out of it. She just went with him? I mean, that's crazy.
I mean, that's a crazy place to die. I mean, you go to Bangkok to get a cock enhancement. Yeah, it
seems like a perfectly smooth procedure.
Yeah.
They have good doctors in Thailand, though, I think. But that's a ballsy move.
Yeah.
I mean, that's like, you know, hopefully his wife moves on to a guy with a bigger dick.
Did he die in surgery?
I don't know. I think he went, I think it was like, it was okay, but then he didn't feel well and went back. That sucks too that you made it through the surgery.
Yeah. And you're like smooth
sailing from here. Now I got a fat penis.
Fuck.
Now you're dead.
Damn.
I know.
That is wild. I
said I was going to bring the good energy and I feel like I have not.
No, you've brought great energy. Also, Cardi B is thriving. She's had like a million BBLs. Did you know that her last, she talks about being broken up with because BBLs make you smell bad. Like they can make your ass smell like trash.
Doesn't that kind of defeat the, like no one wants to be near your ass if it
smells weird. I know, it smells gross. And so there's like a football player that went on to say that he had to break up with Cardi B because her ass smelled so bad.
Damn.
I know, wouldn't that be hard?
Yeah, it'd be hard to date someone with a smelly ass for sure.
Man, it'd also be hard to-
Smell is everything. You ever date someone smelly? It sucks.
I- I
showered before I came here.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–2:22
2
Why are influencers dying from BBL surgery?
2:22–7:51
3
How did Sam Morril meet his girlfriend on Hinge over movie recommendations?
7:51–12:25
4
Why does the way your partner fights matter in a relationship?
12:25–17:46
5
Why does Lauren Compton give her husband the silent treatment for days?
17:46–24:45
6
Is Sam Morril ready to turn 40 and have kids?
24:45–38:11
7
Why does Lauren's husband wear strong deodorant to bed?
38:11–53:37
8
Is manscaping getting out of control, and what grooming do partners prefer?
53:37–1:09:37
Speakers
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