Why Do Women Give The Silent Treatment? w/ Sam Morril | First Date with Lauren Compton

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Unknown 0:00
I'm so excited to see you tonight.
Lauren Compton 0:18
What's up, you guys? Welcome back to another episode. I almost forgot what my show is called. First Date. My guest today is back for his second date. You know his podcast, We Might Be Drunk with Mark Normand. Give it up for Sam Morril.
Sam Morril 0:34
They're like a studio audience back there.
Lauren Compton 0:36
I know. They're my fans.
Sam Morril 0:38
That's cool.
Lauren Compton 0:38
They're my only fans.
Sam Morril 0:41
That got sad. That got sad immediately. What the hell? We got to keep the energy up. If I'm the good energy, that's a problem. I got a naturally morose vibe. But you know what? I'm going to bring the good vibes.
Lauren Compton 0:55
I love
Sam Morril 0:55
that.
Lauren Compton 0:57
So it's been years since I think you've been back, since you've been on.
Sam Morril 1:00
Yeah, I guess so.
Lauren Compton 1:01
Because it was in the beginning of this adventure.
Sam Morril 1:04
Yeah.
Lauren Compton 1:04
So how have you been?
Sam Morril 1:05
I'm great. Things are good.
Lauren Compton 1:07
Are you dating anyone?
Sam Morril 1:08
I am, yeah.
Lauren Compton 1:10
Have you been dating this person for a long time? No,
Sam Morril 1:12
it's pretty recent.
Lauren Compton 1:13
Oh, okay, great. So you have a new life.
Sam Morril 1:15
Yeah, I guess so. It's going all
Lauren Compton 1:18
right. How did you meet her?
Sam Morril 1:20
Hinge.
Lauren Compton 1:22
I thought you were about to say him.
Sam Morril 1:25
Him?
Lauren Compton 1:25
Because I said, how did you? No, I don't think you're gay. But I said, how did you meet her? And you said, Hinge.
Sam Morril 1:32
I wonder how I would be. I think I'd be a good gay guy.
Lauren Compton 1:36
Why?
Sam Morril 1:37
I just asked. I'm a good straight guy. Why wouldn't I be a good gay?
Lauren Compton 1:40
Well, because gays are overly happy and chipper.
Sam Morril 1:44
Yeah, but I'm good at zinging people and gays love that shit.
Lauren Compton 1:48
Do they?
Sam Morril 1:49
Yeah, my neighbor's Matteo Lane and he likes a good zing.
Lauren Compton 1:53
Okay. So maybe you would be a good gay guy. I think
Sam Morril 1:55
I'd be a good gay.
Lauren Compton 1:56
Okay. Would you be a top or bottom?
Sam Morril 1:59
I think I would probably want to be a top. I'm tall. I have weak legs. I don't want to be bending over. I feel like that'd be a lot of work.
Lauren Compton 2:07
That would be a lot of work. Gay
Sam Morril 2:08
dudes and women are the only ones who work their glutes and ass. Straight dudes don't do leg day. We don't.
Lauren Compton 2:15
If
Sam Morril 2:16
I go to the gym, I'll do like, I don't do any legs really.
Lauren Compton 2:19
Really? You just, walking is enough.
Sam Morril 2:21
Walking's enough.
Lauren Compton 2:22
Yeah.

Why are influencers dying from BBL surgery?

Sam Morril 2:22
Pull-ups maybe, you know, upper body. No legs.
Lauren Compton 2:25
Yeah. But
Sam Morril 2:26
gay dudes care about, like gay dudes are like, that's a nice ass.
Lauren Compton 2:28
They do.
Sam Morril 2:29
Gay dudes get mad when they see a straight guy with a
Lauren Compton 2:31
good ass. Gay guys will go get a BBL.
Sam Morril 2:34
They'll get a BBL?
Lauren Compton 2:35
Oh, yeah. I know a gay guy that's a hairstylist. Has a fake butt and thick thighs. And he's all about it.
Sam Morril 2:43
That's how you die, though. What do you mean? All these influencers are dying from Brazilian butt lifts.
Lauren Compton 2:48
I think one influencer died. No,
Sam Morril 2:50
there's been a lot. And there's a dude who just died in Bangkok from getting genital enhancement surgery.
Lauren Compton 2:55
I did see that. With his
Sam Morril 2:57
wife. His wife went. I guess she was not pleased with his penis either. She didn't try to talk him out of it. She just went with him? I mean, that's crazy.
Lauren Compton 3:05
I mean, that's a crazy place to die. I mean, you go to Bangkok to get a cock enhancement. Yeah, it
Sam Morril 3:11
seems like a perfectly smooth procedure.
Lauren Compton 3:15
Yeah.
Sam Morril 3:15
They have good doctors in Thailand, though, I think. But that's a ballsy move.
Lauren Compton 3:21
Yeah.
Sam Morril 3:21
I mean, that's like, you know, hopefully his wife moves on to a guy with a bigger dick.
Lauren Compton 3:27
Did he die in surgery?
Sam Morril 3:29
I don't know. I think he went, I think it was like, it was okay, but then he didn't feel well and went back. That sucks too that you made it through the surgery.
Lauren Compton 3:36
Yeah. And you're like smooth
Sam Morril 3:37
sailing from here. Now I got a fat penis.
Lauren Compton 3:40
Fuck.
Sam Morril 3:40
Now you're dead.
Lauren Compton 3:41
Damn.
Sam Morril 3:42
I know.
Lauren Compton 3:43
That is wild. I
Sam Morril 3:44
said I was going to bring the good energy and I feel like I have not.
Lauren Compton 3:46
No, you've brought great energy. Also, Cardi B is thriving. She's had like a million BBLs. Did you know that her last, she talks about being broken up with because BBLs make you smell bad. Like they can make your ass smell like trash.
Sam Morril 4:00
Doesn't that kind of defeat the, like no one wants to be near your ass if it
Lauren Compton 4:03
smells weird. I know, it smells gross. And so there's like a football player that went on to say that he had to break up with Cardi B because her ass smelled so bad.
Sam Morril 4:13
Damn.
Lauren Compton 4:14
I know, wouldn't that be hard?
Sam Morril 4:16
Yeah, it'd be hard to date someone with a smelly ass for sure.
Lauren Compton 4:18
Man, it'd also be hard to-
Sam Morril 4:20
Smell is everything. You ever date someone smelly? It sucks.
Lauren Compton 4:23
I- I
Sam Morril 4:24
showered before I came here.

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