Bill O'Reilly Is "Easy To Hate (And That's A Fact)"

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Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade 53 min 4 speakers 8 chapters transcribed 5 months ago
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What is the main message of Bill O'Reilly's new book?

Bill O'Reilly 0:00
You know, Carvey, I wrote the book specifically for the church lady. I may take a nap during the podcast.
Unknown 0:10
That's what most of the customers do.
Bill O'Reilly 0:13
But out of respect for you and Spade, the last time I saw Spade, we were both shoplifting in Beverly Hills. You know me, I've been on every talk show a million times. I'm banned from them now. Not everyone will hear about me. Tina Fey hates me. Jennifer hates you. Hates you?
Unknown 0:31
Hold on.
Bill O'Reilly 0:33
And so does the blonde.
Unknown 0:34
The cuddliest cuddly bear.
Dana Carvey 0:36
Amy Poehler.
Unknown 0:37
Oh, so does the blonde. Me? Dana, Bill O'Reilly is on today. Bill O'Reilly.
Dana Carvey 0:45
Bill O'Reilly.
Unknown 0:46
Who is an interesting guest for us. A little different. Off the beaten path. Friends with Dennis Miller. That's where I met him. Billy. And has books out. Lots of books out. He's very much a thinker. and a doer and he says he's an independent i mean a lot of people including myself were thinking oh you're uh obviously right uh politically and he says yeah that was kind of shocking
David Spade 1:15
He really, what we talked about was his latest book was about the history of kind of evil people like Genghis Khan and stuff. And it's a very easy read, but it's really informative. How much you know about all these, Napoleon or all these people who did evil things.
Unknown 1:33
yeah he does think napoleon was in there a deep knowledge of history we didn't really get into too much politics but which is good you know we just talked about the books and about dennis and about he does love comedy and so i thought it was a nice chat
David Spade 1:50
Yeah, and he does talk to Trump on the phone twice a month. So he says some insightful things about the man who occupies the White House.
Unknown 2:01
Yeah.
David Spade 2:02
If you're interested. I think it'll be fun to listen to.
Unknown 2:05
It's a fun listen, and here he is, Bill O'Reilly.
David Spade 2:08
Bill O'Reilly. I feel like I'm on your show. This is really funny. You've got a nice studio tie on.
Bill O'Reilly 2:19
Now, I'm watching you guys here.
Unknown 2:22
Can't hear me?

How does working for yourself compare to the corporate grind?

Unknown 2:23
Can't hear us?
Bill O'Reilly 2:24
Yeah. Spade looks like he's in a bad cave. You look like you're in Bali, Indonesia. Yes. You got to have plants in podcasts. Yeah, absolutely. Because most people you interview are potted plants anyway. Oh, my God. Jeez, two in a row. How old are you? I'm 17. And thanks for having me on, you guys. I really appreciate it.
David Spade 2:52
We're excited to talk to you. You're never, ever boring, ever.
Bill O'Reilly 2:57
Well, you know, that's probably true, but I know that you have access to the Kardashians, and I'm very, very flattered to be here.
David Spade 3:07
That's right, we do. By the way, I'm really enjoying your book. Let's just start with this, because I have a lot of other questions, secular questions about society and all that.
Unknown 3:15
Sure, sure.
David Spade 3:16
But I am really enjoying it. I'd recommend it to anyone confronting evil. I'm a casual history buff, but you realize you don't really know. I love the way it's written. I read Genghis Khan first. It's very nice and terse sentences. It's very clear. It moves. It has a thesis. And they tell you what they're eating and how they're sleeping. So I'm just really enjoying it. I read Mao this morning. So I'm in a very cheerful mood about the state of humanity.
Unknown 3:48
You read all the fun parts first.
David Spade 3:51
It's bite-sized chapters, quote-unquote, and you can go anywhere you want, but it's just the most evil people in history. So anyway, that's my pitch.
Bill O'Reilly 3:59
You know, Carvey, I wrote the book.
Carvey.
Bill O'Reilly 4:02
Specifically for the church lady. I mean, Satan and I was commiserating with the church lady and she demanded that I write confronting evil to get all the evil out there and what the church lady commands I do. So I want everybody to know that.
David Spade 4:25
I talked to her before I came out. I can only paraphrase it.
Unknown 4:28
Well, well, well. Mr. Bill O'Reilly writes a book about naughty people when he could have been writing about himself.
David Spade 4:38
There you go. Everyone wants a church lady singer. So anyway, how are you? Where are you in your cycle? I knew you'd be early on the podcast and you seem to have unlimited energy. So are you going to take a nap after this podcast?
Bill O'Reilly 4:53
i am i i may take a nap during that's what most of the customers do but out of uh out of respect for you and spade the last time i saw spade we we were both shoplifting in beverly hills i don't know whether

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