Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade
Chilling, Taste Testing & Quiet Quitting
23 Mar 2026
Chapter 1: What new segment does Dana introduce in this episode?
I like to, but I can't. What? Jealous? Jealous of my spasm? I'm gonna fight Mr. T and he goes, are you kidding me? He's gonna hurt you and he's gonna hurt your appointment.
I promised your parents I wouldn't give you more than one donut. I can't do it, buddy. I said, give me a donut. Wait a minute. Who are you? You know what I do when I try to burn people because I know they don't do a lot? I go, well, what's your big Saturday? What's your big Saturday night? What'd you do last night? What was your big Saturday?
And it makes them go, well, it wasn't really a big Saturday. I just mowed the lawn and looked at my phone for seven and a half hours and I went to bed. Most of the time, people are just generally speaking hanging out. Yeah, doing nothing. You're just hanging out. Even if you're, when I was a busboy, we were hanging out most of the time. You know? You know what's cooler?
It used to be, what are you doing? Nothing. But it sounds cooler to go, just chilling. Oh, you're doing something. You're chilling, yeah. My favorite phrase of the last couple years. Chilling, that's the 70s. My favorite phrase is someone says, I'm quiet quitting. Oh, that's old? No, no, that's fairly new. Quiet, quiet. Yeah, that's people quitting work where they just stop doing their job.
They just don't put any effort. They phone it in, you know, especially when you get fired. You can go work from home. I don't know. Some people go to Cabo and be on the beach and then just do two hours in a hotel room like you would do. Get their work all done and then party. I love it. But the robots are going to take over. So that's all right.
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Chapter 2: How does David explain the concept of NIL in college sports?
Oh, got a little Debbie Downer there. Enjoy your job now because AI will take it in a week. Oh no, you fucker. I wasn't going to do this, but now. Oh no, the war of the $2. God, if I could find it. This is the cheapest thing. Shit. Oh, I was going to fucking light you up. Oh no, if I can't do it, we're not going to do it because I'm wasting too much time. I'm trying, I have a bunch.
It's hard to see it. It's kind of dark. No, this one sucks. Mine's awesome. That's a pretty good joke. All right, could I introduce a new segment? No, go ahead. Okay. I don't even give you any enthusiasm. Okay, this thing I always like to do. It's called Johnny's Back. So it's Johnny Carson does jokes.
And then some of them are sort of like how we, if he was a monologist today, if he had a show today, what would the jokes be kind of thing? Okay. So let's, uh, you know, uh, this year, Johnny Carson, uh, Johnny is back. I just want to say the world's a little scary. So you got to go to your local bar and forget all your troubles. Ed and I went to the rusty nail and we said, what do we have?
And the bartender said a double straight of Hormuz, uh,
Chapter 3: What was the experience of golfing with Travis Kelce like?
They're not supposed to be good. I should have known the bar was actually called the war zone. And I'll have. That's funny. Ruining your joke. Go ahead. The war zone. Go ahead. The war zone. You know, the Mr. Johnny's back. The stock market's a little volatile. The Dow Jones is falling faster than Doc's trousers in a whorehouse. Jesus. Mine's a toilet.
No, but the point of Johnny's back is they don't have to be great jokes. I like them. They're just more updated. Yeah, because these would be some old Johnny jokes. The worst gift in the world is a fruitcake. There's no one who really wants a fruitcake. In fact, there's only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep just gifting it to each other. Took me a while to get there.
That's fucking money. So I'm just inviting the fans. I need an effect after I say this. The legions of fans to write us Johnny Carson jokes as if it was in today's vernacular. They do it sometimes on... Who doesn't? On the YouTube. God, I'm wasting all this time looking for funny ones, but... I don't know.
Chapter 4: What are the details about David's new projects?
Oh, you mean actual Carson ones? No, just reactions to yours. Well, that would be if he had some kind of expert on. Now we're talking to Mr. Monkey. He can get a little aggressive, I understand. Here comes his friend. No. No, that's the wrong one. That was a fart. It's supposed to be something else. Oh, here's a monkey one. God, he's fucking hyped up on Adderall.
Here's what the audience thinks about our first few minutes. God. I don't know if that's it. Shit, I lost mine again. Forget it. It's solid gold stuff. I have a $2 toy. People are going to be like PayPal-ing us money and cash-jabbing us. This is too good. We should pay. Right, right. This is so much more than what we're getting listening to a few ads. Let me see.
Chapter 5: How does the conversation shift to quiet quitting in the workplace?
Oh, someone said on the YouTube, we didn't name drop enough about the Oscars. But I will say, I think I already said when I golfed with Santino that day, Andrew Santino from Bad Friends. Yeah, yeah, of course. You know him, you've done his thing. Big golfer. So he invited me down, but I was paired with Travis Kelsey, which I didn't know for sure I was doing that.
So we got to have a cart and drive around and I got to ask him nothing about Taylor Swift. Out of respect. Did I? Oh, no, I just told him that Taylor's dad was at one of the shows and gave me some guitar picks, which was nice, a little Ziploc. He said, you can take these around and tell them that Taylor Swift's dead. Give them to your friends.
Did he fall asleep actively in the golf cart when you were doing that? Hey, Mr. Kelsey. Kelsey? Taylor Swift one time was at a college and then I was there afterwards. That's my whole story? That's about the length it should be. All my stories are that boring, but they're five minutes longer. You know what I find in general, although it could blow up in your face? Yeah.
Is being just totally honest. Like, what is it, man? Football player, you're all-time great. And then this happens. This global media and all that. How are you processing that? Can you ask me my nine iron, please? I need my wedge. Yeah. Kelsey, hand me my... Would you hand me my... I mix it in. He's not my caddy. But sometimes people are like...
No, well, in my story, you're not like little David Spade.
Me can't talk to him.
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Chapter 6: What is the significance of Johnny Carson's jokes in today's context?
I'm making friends. He's too famous.
No, I just didn't want to give him the typical questions, but he was nice. No, I'm just kidding. Santino was funny. We went five of us, which is a lot. It's usually four golfing, but... By the way, the dude can power hit. He does put those big muscles. I said, this might sound weird, but can I feel your muscles? This may sound weird. Can I feel all your muscles?
Well, you hit a golf ball with your legs and your ass. So I think you don't want to feel the muscles that he's really using. You don't hit it with your arms. Like your legs are just like, they're straight. Your knees are locked and you just go like that. You get it like 10 feet. It has to be the lower. You have to use your core. And then I go, this is your core. And then I go, are you ticklish?
right right well i played backgammon with uh shibazi what's his name shibuzi shibuzi and i played backgammon and i'm just trying to you know i got stories too no it was oscar weekend so of course people are coming out of the woodwork lady gaga and i played chess end of story in the park she had sunglasses on Did you smack it like between each play?
Well, I just said, well, how did you get the name Ga-Ga? Did you, for you first think of Ga, then you added another Ga? Did you say, which ones didn't make the cut? Which ones were even dumber? Goo-Goo? Yeah, isn't your real name Barbara Billingsley or something? Why is it Lady Baba? Why do I go into Garth at this age when I'm talking to her? It's sad. It's funny to do Garth.
So golf, but the Oscar parties were, there's not much to say.
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Chapter 7: What insights are shared about the impact of AI on jobs?
Oh, you know, I saw as the kid from, I forgot to say this, we were walking around, me and my buddy Dan, and we were in the back, We went to the back corner to get a little stand-up, you know, circle top to just rest and survey the parameter and not be in the mix. Because it was like, you get overwhelmed fast. You go, let's just, maybe we should bust out of here.
But then one of the kids from the hockey show came over. Said, can we split this table? I said, yeah, for sure. Did you say hockey show? The hockey show where they are lovers. Dana, wake up. What is it on? The Pluto channel? Logo? What's it on, Heather? She said, Dana, I can't believe you don't know it. Then I go, what? She's like, I don't know. It's called Sibling Rivalry.
It's called Heated Rivalry. I got it. HBO Max? Jeez, what are you? HBO Max. I'm still working through season one of Love Island. You are not watching Love Island. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Not like, uh-huh, let's have a group chat about it. No, but heated rivalry, Dana, is about two tough hockey players that fall on the ice and they start kissing. No, it's not. Oh, they're rival teams.
They hate each other, but they really don't. Wait a minute. Sorry, but it's like a gay hockey show? There you go. Is that bad to say that? No, it's what it is. Every girl in the world loves it. Literally every single girl in the world loves it. Thanks, Greg. That's exactly what it is. And why do women love that idea? What is it, Heather? Heather, tell me the two guys' names.
It seems odd, but guys like to see two girls hooking up, and then girls I didn't know like to see two guys hooking up. Okay. Even Nikki Glaser says, well, one guy's name is Connor and hosted SNL, and this was the other gentleman who was very nice, actually. why don't I remember his name? Say his name. Oh God.
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Chapter 8: What are the funniest moments from the taste testing segment?
Everyone's asleep at the wheel. Uh, anyway. Yeah, this is very nice. And I said to Nikki, do you watch that show? And she said, oh yeah. And then some other people were there and the girl said, oh, the hockey show where they're gay. I've heard about, but I don't think I'd like it. I don't like hockey. She goes, the good news is they're almost no hockey. She goes, there's no hockey.
They start by going, and then no hockey, the rest of the whole thing. It was Hudson, yeah. Are those their real names? Connor hosted SNL. Wake up, Dana. What year did he host it? When I was there playing Biden last fall? Three weeks ago. Don't be jealous. Oh, that guy. Yeah, he's good. He's funny. I saw it. I don't keep the names Dan. I don't. I can't. Danny, I don't know.
Anyway, he looks a little like... I think it's great. I just thought sort of the folklore was that women were more sexually fluid in a sense and men were either one team or the other. I know. I'm so tough. I don't even get HBO Max because my TV knows how tough I am. It's like, you don't want to see this. You don't want to see this. Why? I don't connect the dots.
Because it's a show about two gay guys hooking up. So you're so not gay. I'm so manly. I see. That you can't even get it on. I can't even. I wouldn't even understand. You try to order it. That does not compute. Your subscription has been canceled due to overt masculinity. Overt. Please call Mark Phineas Gervitz at 517. Let me tell you.
Maybe you like it. They like money. It's a hit show.
Hey, it's all fun.
I don't know. Maybe we'll get you on there. I put the cat on the roof. You know what? I went George Bush.
The cat on the roof is a really cool phrase that I didn't know about, meaning a deal is almost sealed.
The cat's on the roof.
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