Chilling, Taste Testing & Quiet Quitting
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Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade
53 min
3 speakers
8 chapters
transcribed 5 months ago
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What new segment does Dana introduce in this episode?
I like to, but I can't. What? Jealous? Jealous of my spasm? I'm gonna fight Mr. T and he goes, are you kidding me? He's gonna hurt you and he's gonna hurt your appointment.
I promised your parents I wouldn't give you more than one donut. I can't do it, buddy. I said, give me a donut. Wait a minute. Who are you? You know what I do when I try to burn people because I know they don't do a lot? I go, well, what's your big Saturday? What's your big Saturday night? What'd you do last night? What was your big Saturday? And it makes them go, well, it wasn't really a big Saturday. I just mowed the lawn and looked at my phone for seven and a half hours and I went to bed. Most of the time, people are just generally speaking hanging out. Yeah, doing nothing. You're just hanging out. Even if you're, when I was a busboy, we were hanging out most of the time. You know? You know what's cooler?
It used to be, what are you doing? Nothing. But it sounds cooler to go, just chilling. Oh, you're doing something. You're chilling, yeah. My favorite phrase of the last couple years. Chilling, that's the 70s. My favorite phrase is someone says, I'm quiet quitting. Oh, that's old? No, no, that's fairly new. Quiet, quiet. Yeah, that's people quitting work where they just stop doing their job. They just don't put any effort. They phone it in, you know, especially when you get fired. You can go work from home. I don't know. Some people go to Cabo and be on the beach and then just do two hours in a hotel room like you would do. Get their work all done and then party. I love it. But the robots are going to take over.
So that's all right.
How does David explain the concept of NIL in college sports?
Oh, got a little Debbie Downer there. Enjoy your job now because AI will take it in a week. Oh no, you fucker. I wasn't going to do this, but now. Oh no, the war of the $2. God, if I could find it. This is the cheapest thing. Shit. Oh, I was going to fucking light you up. Oh no, if I can't do it, we're not going to do it because I'm wasting too much time. I'm trying, I have a bunch. It's hard to see it. It's kind of dark. No, this one sucks. Mine's awesome. That's a pretty good joke. All right, could I introduce a new segment? No, go ahead. Okay. I don't even give you any enthusiasm. Okay, this thing I always like to do. It's called Johnny's Back. So it's Johnny Carson does jokes. And then some of them are sort of like how we, if he was a monologist today, if he had a show today, what would the jokes be kind of thing?
Okay. So let's, uh, you know, uh, this year, Johnny Carson, uh, Johnny is back. I just want to say the world's a little scary. So you got to go to your local bar and forget all your troubles. Ed and I went to the rusty nail and we said, what do we have? And the bartender said a double straight of Hormuz, uh,
What was the experience of golfing with Travis Kelce like?
They're not supposed to be good. I should have known the bar was actually called the war zone. And I'll have. That's funny. Ruining your joke. Go ahead. The war zone. Go ahead. The war zone. You know, the Mr. Johnny's back. The stock market's a little volatile. The Dow Jones is falling faster than Doc's trousers in a whorehouse. Jesus. Mine's a toilet. No, but the point of Johnny's back is they don't have to be great jokes. I like them. They're just more updated. Yeah, because these would be some old Johnny jokes. The worst gift in the world is a fruitcake. There's no one who really wants a fruitcake. In fact, there's only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep just gifting it to each other. Took me a while to get there.
That's fucking money. So I'm just inviting the fans. I need an effect after I say this. The legions of fans to write us Johnny Carson jokes as if it was in today's vernacular. They do it sometimes on... Who doesn't? On the YouTube. God, I'm wasting all this time looking for funny ones, but... I don't know.
What are the details about David's new projects?
Oh, you mean actual Carson ones? No, just reactions to yours. Well, that would be if he had some kind of expert on. Now we're talking to Mr. Monkey. He can get a little aggressive, I understand. Here comes his friend. No. No, that's the wrong one. That was a fart. It's supposed to be something else.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What new segment does Dana introduce in this episode?
0:00–1:54
2
How does David explain the concept of NIL in college sports?
1:54–3:25
3
What was the experience of golfing with Travis Kelce like?
3:25–4:54
4
What are the details about David's new projects?
4:54–6:01
5
How does the conversation shift to quiet quitting in the workplace?
6:01–7:56
6
What is the significance of Johnny Carson's jokes in today's context?
7:56–9:49
7
What insights are shared about the impact of AI on jobs?
9:49–12:10
8
What are the funniest moments from the taste testing segment?
12:10–53:36