Esquire, Encore, & Emergencies
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What achievement does Dana celebrate for David in this episode?
So I do my set, crush, kill, other people's words, levitate the room.
I heard it, I saw it, it trended. Bill Burr texted me.
Look at me. Well, the thing about me that's interesting.
Looks cool.
Well, the thing about me that's neat. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Hi, did you guys see my S-Fire interview yet?
Guess what? And by the way... It's the fact of the matter, don't you know you gotta go.
No joke, a joke, joke. I've been to Magic Mountain. Let me tell you something. Off the record, more mountain than magic, and it's not even close.
All right, before we get started on this very special episode, seriously, we do have some breaking news on a gentleman who claims to know where Jeffrey Epstein is at this time. And it's kind of shocking, and we're going to get to it in a second.
That sounds pretty serious.
We're going to get to our guests. Our guests will be here in just a few minutes. Okay, let's talk about our weekend first. Okay. That's more important. But it's coming up.
It's coming up. Stick around. You'll be happy when you stick around.
You're not going to see this coming.
Yeah. So, Dana. Yeah. What? Selfie?
selfie of yourself no of you i took your side oh your hair looks pretty cool today well i was trying to i want people ask me about my hair a lot you know what's your hair story what's your hair story is that well two things one is there's a lot of noise in my brain i mean you're kind of quiet in there right you're not you're not neurotic like i am uh or you are i'm not sure
What breaking news story is discussed about Jeffrey Epstein?
So I want my hair to represent. If it's super combed, it feels like it doesn't represent what's going on inside my brain.
Oh, I get it. Yeah, I agree with you. I like people that have their hair a little messy.
Plus, when I was 10 years old, I'd see the Beatles during the hard days, night, or whatever, and they always had deconstructed hair. They never had severe parts. And look at my hair. So those are the two things I got.
Sometimes they had those bangs at the beginning that were pretty...
That was kind of revolutionary in a way to do the bowl cut, the bangs forward. I know it's so weird, right?
I know, but now I do it all the time. You've got your look down. No, I like my hair today because we did it yesterday. I did an interview for Esquire. When is that coming out, Heather? I don't know. I don't know what you're going to learn. You learned most of it here.
Are you making a move? I mean, I hear.
Am I making money moves?
Well, are you just making a move in the ladder of show business? Are you making moves?
What humorous impressions does the special guest perform?
Are you shaking the tree? I mean, what's this Esquire magazine profile?
It was actually good. This is the editor of Esquire. He sat down. He knew he read my book. He saw the last special and he's like, let's get into it. But it got a little deeper than normal.
Well, what would be the byline? What's going to be the thing? David Spade, what is it going to be, you think?
I mean, I'm sort of an open book anyway. We know all my dumb stories. So he did dig into the dad a little bit. What I've learned. Oh, the whole thing is called What I've Learned. So I don't know. I didn't know that ahead of time because I didn't tell anything.
Oh, that's kind of, yeah, a little more profound or something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He did ask me what would I have.
tell your young what's the first line of my obituary i don't like death stuff like that but i uh well merv griffins was the greatest the talk show host from the 70s i won't be right back that's on his tombstone i know that because he always says we'll be right back exactly yeah he asked me what i would tell my twerpy self oh go back in time Sounds kind of interesting. Did they record you, and then they're going to print what you said, or is it going to be interpreted by the guy?
No, it was a live interview, and it was in black and white, even though I wore a sweater that really popped.
That's kind of hip.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, I guess you'll have to see what my big line was. I had to make up.
Well, have you got a banger, as I call him, or a trender, or is it going to be noisy? Are we going to see some Daily Mail?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What achievement does Dana celebrate for David in this episode?
0:00–1:44
2
What breaking news story is discussed about Jeffrey Epstein?
1:44–2:43
3
What humorous impressions does the special guest perform?
2:43–4:45
4
What are the worst stadium names mentioned in the episode?
4:45–6:25
5
What nightmare carnival rides are discussed?
6:25–8:20
6
What are the dangers associated with live streaming?
8:20–13:42
7
How do Dana and David feel about the impact of technology on personal privacy?
13:42–19:44
8
What funny stories do Dana and David share about their experiences?
19:44–54:18