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Football Ramble

THE JACK'S ENCYCLOPAEDIA FINALE

05 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the significance of the Jack's Encyclopedia finale?

1.533 - 3.536 Marcus Speller

That's on me. Or Vish wins the title.

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4.818 - 8.724 Unknown

No, he just melded it. He did it, he did it, he did it.

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8.744 - 9.966 Marcus Speller

Did he meld it? He melded it.

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9.986 - 10.507 Unknown

I never meld anything.

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10.527 - 15.876 Vish

Check the tips, check the tips. Are you excited about Jackson Cyclopedia?

15.976 - 20.704 Jim Campbell

Now it's here, I wish I wasn't.

Chapter 2: How do the contestants prepare for the final showdown?

20.724 - 29.177 Jim Campbell

Starting 11 of both teams during Liverpool's 2-0 win against Manchester United in the 2003 League Cup final, Vish goes first.

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29.275 - 38.747 Marcus Speller

Of course he does. Vish goes first to win on the Man United question. Well done, everyone. Well done, everyone. Good stuff. Well, get a fucking question right.

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38.927 - 47.717 Vish

Bueno for Waltz. Every team to get relegated from the Premier League since the 2015-2016 season. There are 22 teams.

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Chapter 3: What are the rules of the Jack's Encyclopedia game?

47.878 - 57.109 Vish

Derby. The last 16 permanent Swansea City managers. Of course, nothing. Can I win this with Graham Potter?

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57.129 - 58.05 Luke Moore

Oh, I think you have.

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61.895 - 67.922 Unknown

It's Luke versus Vish versus Marcus in the Jack's Encyclopedia finale.

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71.727 - 77.954 Vish

Dean Smith also says you're an encyclopedia of football. A what? An encyclopedia of football.

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77.974 - 78.715 Unknown

I don't know what that means.

Chapter 4: How do the contestants answer questions about World Cup history?

79.636 - 115.729 Jim Campbell

Hello, everybody. Welcome to the Football Ramble. It's the Jack's Encyclopedia finale. I'm Jim Campbell. I'm Marcus Speller. I'm Luke Moore. And I'm Vidushan the Hunter-Rajah. This is it, everybody. The finale of Jack's Encyclopedia is here and it is a blockbuster of a game. Marcus is flexing his muscles, punching the air. And now we blast.

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115.949 - 117.031 Unknown

And now we blast.

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117.051 - 118.232 Jim Campbell

And now we blast.

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118.252 - 122.498 Marcus Speller

As I just said, I completely forgot the sheer amount of controversial moments.

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123.119 - 123.88 Unknown

I forgot.

123.86 - 130.291 Marcus Speller

I forgot about Bueno. I forgot about Marcus trying to cheat by mouthing me a name of a player that I ignored out of dignity.

130.311 - 134.337 Luke Moore

Yeah, you're not cheating. Marcus trying to cheat and you ignoring it.

134.397 - 135.88 Marcus Speller

Bueno was a big moment.

Chapter 5: What strategies do the contestants use during the quiz?

135.96 - 139.806 Marcus Speller

But the nation stood behind me. The Luke nation stood behind me. So here we are.

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139.827 - 140.147 Jim Campbell

Yes.

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140.127 - 162.034 Jim Campbell

getting every single man out of question i presume maybe a few of them today you know so let's see how we go you had your portsmouth boys on my video did i win it or not you didn't did you no i didn't know right oh there we go mind games already you you may have figured this out already but it will be vish versus luke versus marcus and i'm on the buttons due to poor performance furthermore please see me in the office regarding this what the fuck is

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162.014 - 167.589 Marcus Speller

And also, Fish has already got a belt. It's greedy of him to have another one.

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167.609 - 177.897 Jim Campbell

It is. I'll be honest with you, Jim. You and I, it was a battle between who could slip into third. Yes, it was. I'm delighted to be here. Pressure's off. In fact, I feel like I've already won. Europa League for me.

177.877 - 181.064 Marcus Speller

We don't want Vish to get a second belt, so very much like... Here he goes.

181.084 - 182.427 Jim Campbell

He's trying to pally up to me already.

182.467 - 188.26 Marcus Speller

Well, very much like the British Expeditionary Force saved... Oh, now you're talking. I'm interested. Tried to save Belgium in 1914.

Chapter 6: How does the competition affect the dynamics between contestants?

188.62 - 191.787 Marcus Speller

Maybe the Luke Nation could try and save Spelgium in 2026.

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191.867 - 192.569 Jim Campbell

Is that right?

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192.749 - 194.012 Marcus Speller

I'm just open to it, is all I'm saying.

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194.092 - 216.777 Jim Campbell

You left in 1940, though, didn't you? Here's how the scoring works. As per Jimmy to the B scoring, Vish, Luke and Marcus have the highest win percentage this season. So whoever wins this end of season championship playoff will take home the massive Jackson Cyclopedia trophy. There's also a second prize on the line too. Luke currently holds the belt. So that's up for grabs as well. Yeah.

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216.757 - 230.432 Jim Campbell

If you don't know the rules, they're simple. It's a game of categories. I will give a category and then we will go around each of you to see if you can give me a valid answer. If you go too slowly, I will press a countdown timer, leaving six seconds to answer.

230.452 - 231.675 Marcus Speller

Jim, you've got to be strong on this today.

231.695 - 232.857 Jim Campbell

Okay. I'm going to be strong on this.

232.877 - 235.721 Marcus Speller

Because these two over here, they are piss takers when it comes to the timing.

235.741 - 237.303 Jim Campbell

I don't mind a bit of time wasting, as you know.

Chapter 7: What are the memorable moments from the quiz?

240.568 - 251.083 Jim Campbell

But don't worry, I'll be on top of that. I trust Jim to get it right. Marcus will go first. The category is every country that will play in the 2026 World Cup.

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251.063 - 252.444 Marcus Speller

Oh, good question.

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252.464 - 266.177 Jim Campbell

48 countries. Blimey. So, Marcus, you are up first. England. Correct. Thought I'd get that one. Good to get that one out of the way. Luke, you go second. Scotland. Scotland, of course, there.

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266.617 - 267.018 Luke Moore

Ghana.

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268.339 - 268.919 Vish

What's that about?

269.44 - 269.94 Unknown

Ghana.

270.04 - 279.769 Jim Campbell

You've already gone out of the continent. I see what you're doing. You're buying time. France. This early on, I shouldn't be buying time. No, I agree.

280.15 - 280.53 Marcus Speller

Brazil.

282.434 - 282.895 Luke Moore

Panama.

Chapter 8: What conclusions do the hosts draw from the season's finale?

338.811 - 339.593 Marcus Speller

Albania.

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342.578 - 349.21 Jim Campbell

Luke Moore. Luke Moore. I thought they were in. No, they are not. Oh, dear. Switzerland.

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349.831 - 352.055 Marcus Speller

Yeah. I've got loads more as well.

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355.602 - 359.168 Luke Moore

Austria. Morocco.

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361.072 - 364.696 Jim Campbell

Australia. Marcus is staring right at this.

364.716 - 368.821 Marcus Speller

It's very aggressive. He's not even written anything down. How do you know who's got what?

370.643 - 372.465 Luke Moore

Curacao.

372.485 - 373.025 Jim Campbell

New Zealand.

374.207 - 374.707 Luke Moore

Cape Verde.

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