Football Ramble
Episodes
Sarribrawl: Chelsea vs Man United gets tasty, Spurs impress and Fulham struggle
22 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
What a weekend! Yet more drama at Stamford Bridge, Mike Dean and non-Mike Dean related, the Jurassic Park theme at the Cardiff City Stadium, Jordan Pi...
Ramble Meets.... Professor Chris Brady
21 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Professor Chris Brady is the Professor of Management Studies and the Director of the Centre for Sports Business at Salford Business School. Prior to t...
Those Chipolinas: England excite, West Ham host Spurs and Jose Mourinho pops in to see his ex at Stamford Bridge
18 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Whenever England win convincingly we receive a lot of correspondence that gleefully anticipates the reaction of our dear Marcus Speller. If you’re o...
Tattoo Memories: England draw, Scotland slip up and The Rock get a win
15 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
England played their so called Ghost Game with Croatia and it was so eerie that everyone forgot to score or even really do anything of note. Spain are...
Unplugged: England meet Croatia again, Scotland have a day to seize and Wales host Spain
11 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The UEFA Nations League returns and Gareth’s Guys prepare to face Croatia behind closed doors with a couple of Marcuses in there. Just don’t get r...
On The Continent Takeover: Mourinho gets out of jail, Liverpool and City exchange pleasantries and Bournemouth run rampant
08 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a very special episode of The Football Ramble, as On The Continent's James Horncastle and Andy Brassell step into the breach in Jim and Pet...
Ramble Meets... Howard Webb
05 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In this edition of Ramble Meets... Luke talks to former professional referee Howard Webb. They discuss his humble beginnings in the game through to of...
This foul jamboree: Jurgen vs Pep, Messi’s magic and Warnock’s wardrobe
04 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We once again ride the Fortnite bus into our favourite sport/dramedy as we look ahead to the most anticipated ding dong of the season so far as Man Ci...
Hot in Herre: The Sturridge Redemption continues, Man United lose, Peter Kenyon returns…
01 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
A big week for the narrative as Man United’s struggles continue at a rejuvenated West Ham, while it’s all smiles at Stamford Bridge as Liverpool a...
Rice and ham: The Man United soap opera continues, West Ham wake up and Chelsea meet Liverpool again
27 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Drama all over the place as the Jose Mourinho/Paul Pogba power play rumbles on in the press, West Ham give Macclesfield a battering and Phil Foden app...
Silly sausages: Burnley gub Bournemouth, Man United struggle at home and King Kev speaks out
24 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to your cat’s favourite podcast (all will be revealed inside) in which we bask in the glory of Burnley’s lovely weekend and ponder a futur...
Football: Liverpool have a lovely time, Man City not so much and Burnley need to wake up
20 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
A trio of returns to the Ramble headlines for Daniel Sturridge, Tony Blair and Pete’s former pop-punk outfit One Eyed Willy this week, surprising us...
Pies in the sky: Liverpool pass the Spurs test, Man United impress and Arsenal vanquish Newcastle
17 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hello. Us again. We’re here to dissect another excellent weekend of football, discussing who the Messiest goalkeeper in the league is - it’s not P...
A fruity affair: Big George Weah rides again, Spurs host Liverpool and more pressure for Mourinho
13 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Premier League is back after the new-look international break and we’re all fascinated to see if it will be enough to wake up sleepy Harry Kane....
Ramble Meets...Michael Owen
12 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Michael Owen crashed on to the scene in May 1997 in a Premier League game for Liverpool against Wimbledon, and marked it with a goal. Obviou...
Terrible buses: England fall short, Scotland are undone, and Pete has a bee in his bonnet
10 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
England’s attempts to get the rave on came unstuck against Spain but it doesn’t dampen our enthusiasm for the UEFA Nations League. We get aboard t...
Confusement: The UEFA Nations League begins, England regroup and Denmark make do
06 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It’s coming home again as England prepare for the inaugural UEFA Nations League campaign, and what a confusing campaign it’ll be if the format is ...
Happy Gracia: Watford stay perfect, West Ham struggle and Arsenal muddle through
03 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The sun is shining for Watford as they simultaneously ruffle Spurs’ feathers and give us all a lesson in parenting. At Liverpool, Alisson Becker giv...
Tom Seluk: Newcastle brace themselves, Watford face a test and Jose Mourinho demands respect
30 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Premier League says ta ta, Yaya, as Mr Toure heads off to Greece with a beautifully unnecessary parting dig from his agent, while across Mancheste...
Ramble Meets...Carlos Carvalhal
29 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Across a 35-year career in football, Carlos Carvalhal has gone from a no-nonsense centre-half in his native Portugal to managing Swansea in the Premie...
Entering the video room: Wolves hold Man City, Arsenal get off the mark, and Richarlison goes for a walk
27 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hello everyone! Happy Monday! We're back in the saddle and ruminating over the weekend's games, starting with comeback kings Bournemouth and their dra...
Engine room: Liverpool host Brighton, Wilshere returns to the Emirates, and Kenedy gets off scot-free
23 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's Thursday so it must be time for another preview show from The Football Ramble! What ho!This time around, we're casting our eyes across buoyant Br...
Adult diapers: Man United slip up at Brighton, Chelsea and Arsenal duke out a thriller, and Steve McClaren is up to his old tricks
20 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Here we go again! The Ramble's back for your aural delectation! To kick us off this week, Manchester United slip up on the south coast much to Brighto...
Low percentage: Cardiff host Newcastle, Arsenal face another test, and Fulham head to Spurs
16 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's almost the weekend which means it must be time for yet another preview show! And boy oh boy are there some games to sink our teeth into (there al...
Arterial Routes: Man City and Liverpool off to a flyer, Bielsa's boys do the business, and willy waving at Wembley
13 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Premier League is up and running, and so are Man City and Liverpool - both of whom recorded eye-catching wins against Arsenal and West Ham respect...
Jose's Judgement: United raise the curtain against Leicester, Emery makes his Arsenal bow, and West Ham's new boys head to Anfield
09 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the first Preview Show of the season! Huzzah! And what's more, there's plenty of football to sink our teeth into. First up, Manchester Unite...
School's back in: Pep and City pick up another trophy, Sarri doesn't know his size, and Warnock's back in the big time
06 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hello again friends, we're back and bloody excited for the new season!And there's plenty to get our teeth into as well - Pep Guardiola's Man City outw...
Ramble Meets... Matt Taylor
01 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In a football career spanning 19 years and counting, Matt Taylor has just about seen it all. From breaking into Luton Town's first team as a 17 year o...
Russia, Goodbye: France do it again, the World Cup delights, and in an Mmmbap it’s gone…
16 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
What a delight this World Cup has been! We saddle up in the studio one last time to run the rule over the final, have a warm glance back at England’...
The Bronze Generation? England’s dream is over and Croatia make history as France await
12 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The semi-final may have been a game too far for England but what a journey it’s been. Gareth the Lionheart’s young team fell short but gave us mem...
Les Bleurgh: France make the final, Belgium sulk and England crosses its fingers
11 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Well, here we are in uncharted Football Ramble territory, as England prepare for a World Cup semi-final with Croatia. We steel ourselves for the game ...
Eeeeeeasaaaay: Croatia await England in the semis as Russia bow out with pride
08 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
And on it goes. England guarantee that they’ll play the maximum amount of games in a World Cup by making the semi-final. It’s one of the most surp...
Dare to meme: Belgium oust Brazil, France stride on, England vs Sweden looms…
07 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Tactical whizz man Roberto Martinez masterminded an impressive win over Brazil as Belgium show what they’re made of, while France continued to do ex...
Lions, three of them: England win a shootout as Sweden await…
04 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Well! We are through the looking glass now, people. England won a penalty shoot out and are into the quarter finals after a yellow card-laden battle a...
Healthy Haraguchi: Heartbreak for Japan, Brazil saunter on and England up next…
03 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Yet more scenes so unbelievable that we all need to accept that this World Cup is crazy as Belgium come from two down to beat a spirited Japan, with s...
Boyoed: Russia stun the world, Croatia scrape through, penalties are everywhere
02 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Even when this World Cup is bad it’s brilliant! We look back on two games that managed to have very little and absolutely loads going on at once as ...
Ladders and Ladders: France thrill, Uruguay impress, Ronaldo and Messi go home
01 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
And so the knockout stages started as well as the group stages promised. An all-time classic from France and Argentina, and a hard-fought Uruguayan vi...
2nd’s the best: England draw Colombia, Panama make their mark, heartbreak for Senegal
29 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
So, there’s no football today. It’s so weird. However, nature abhors a vacuum so we’ve got a podcast full of it anyway. We look back over E...
Write off: Germany crash out, Brazil get it done, England are up…
28 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Woo hoo! It turns out that very, very occasionally you can write off the Germans, and we at the Football Ramble are happy to embrace this opportunity ...
German Genie: Argentina scrape through, Peru get their win and Iceland say goodbye
27 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The dynamic player-management duo of Lionel Messi and a bleedy Javier Mascherano saw Argentina through the group after a scare. Was it ever in doubt? ...
The Iran-Rontra Affair: Drama in Group B, consolation for Saudi Arabia and a wake up call for Russia
26 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back to mash buttons, chat bitrates and harness the power of sexiness! Group B ended in chaotic fashion and we look back on it with fond memor...
Hoi Baloy: England hit six, Colombia impress, round three begins…
25 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Eeeeeeeasay! How about that, eh? We’re still giddy from England’s 6-1 demolition of Panama, a display that was as much a party as it was a footbal...
Verdammt: Don’t write off the Germans, respect Sweden and get ready for England…
24 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Germany are back and almost certainly invincible again. We knew it couldn’t last. You have to respect it though. Damn it you have to respect it. Mex...
Drunk on Mitro: Group E gets tasty and Nigeria arrive
23 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We look back over an entertaining game full of quality and political hand gestures as the Swiss overcome the tough test of Mitro’s Serbia, Neymar’...
Messy: Argentina ruin everything, France do enough and Peru will be missed
22 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus’ aunt is particularly giddy today after Argentina’s woeful showing against Croatia, with further dispatches from good old Slappy regarding ...
Happy slaps: Ronaldo scores again, Spain and Uruguay do enough
21 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Sepp Blatter is here, Luis Suarez is scoring, Pepe’s had a fall… oh it’s a classic already. Mostly. Yesterday was a bit drab actually, but whate...
Chapter two: Sadness for Salah, glee for Russia, disappointment from Poland and Colombia
20 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The first round of games is done and dusted but never fear, the second one has just begun! We delight in Russia’s strange status as both hosts and s...
One down: England start brightly, Belgium do what you’d expect and England are going to win the World Cup
19 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It’s on! It’s happened! England were good! 1966! Scones! Bank holidays! Still pepped up from the night before, we’ve bounced into the studio to ...
Dare to dream: Mexico make waves, Brazil start slow and England are up…
18 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Viva Mexico! The most World Cup team of all have set our hearts racing with the stand out moment of the tournament so far and we are giddier than a ce...
THUNDERCLAP: France start slowly, Iceland shut out Messi and Peru miss a big chance
17 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We’re in the studio again, even though it’s Sunday, because the World Cup doesn’t stop for anyone. We marvel over Iceland and their warrior...
Ha’way the lemurs: Ronaldo arrives, Suarez fires blanks and OG heartbreak for Handsome Hervé
16 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Well! Spain and Portugal treated us to an all time great and we’re still frothing at the mouthes just thinking about it. Cristiano Ronaldo, David De...
And we’re off: Russia take charge, Uruguay, Egypt and Group B to come...
15 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Our excitement - and snack budgets - are off the scale as the World Cup finally begins. There’s discussion of Robbie Williams and his relevance, ITV...
It’s almost here: England anticipate, big news from Spain and Argentina jet out in style
13 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Harry Kane talking about England being aggressive, Russia looking to defy their critics, the “hench brutes” of Uruguay, Panama’s hats, Big Herve...
A World Cup injury special in association with patient.info
07 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Good news: It's bonus Ramble time!Injuries. Every World Cup has them. Nobody likes them but they’re simply a part of the game. Sometimes their impac...
Fever to Tell: England get a win, some big guns slip up and ohGodit’snearlytime!
04 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We can hardly contain our excitement as the WORLD CUP is almost visible in the distance! Gareth Southgate’s heroic England dispatched Nigeria at Wem...
The Football Ramble HISTORY Specials: Beckham kicks Diego Simeone in the 1998 England vs Argentina game
29 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
David Beckham is not short of iconic moments for England, but perhaps the most memorable and important came when he was sent off against Argentina for...
La Decimocertero: Real win three in a row, Fulham and Rotherham up, World Cup fev-o-meter goes into overdrive…
28 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
So, club football is all but done for another season, and how. We look back at Gareth Bale’s acrobatics, Sergio Ramos’ villainy and Lorius Karius’...
The Football Ramble HISTORY Specials: Zinedine Zidane's headbutt in the 2006 final
25 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Zinedine Zidane. One of the finest players ever to grace the game went into the 2006 World Cup knowing it would be his swan song. We relive the moment...
Just scar tissue: The Champions League final, the play-offs and Unai in
24 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Ooh It’s bidness time! The play-off and Champions League finals are fast approaching and we are excited! We discuss Cristiano’s biological age, Ju...
The Football Ramble HISTORY Specials: Ronaldo's performance during the 1998 final
22 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Drama, intrigue, Stephane Guivarc’h; the 1998 World Cup final had it all, with the mystery surrounding Ronaldo’s omission and subsequent reinstate...
Oh boy: Chelsea win the FA Cup, Mike Ashley gets bolshy, Celtic win another treb
21 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back to reflect on what is sure to become known as The Phil Jones final after Chelsea ran out winners against Man United in the FA Cup. It was...
The Football Ramble HISTORY Specials: Roberto Baggio’s penalty miss in the 1994 final
18 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
How we love Roberto Baggio. He was one of the biggest stars on the planet going into USA ’94, and so a memorable tournament was expected. But when l...
$kwadd Fre$hNe$$: The England squad is announced, the FA Cup final looms and Big Sam says goodbye
17 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
England only need a standard sized jet after Gareth Southgate played it safe and named just 23 players in his World Cup squad but it’s still enough ...
The Football Ramble HISTORY Specials: Cameroon beat Argentina in the opening match of Italia 90
15 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
For the first of our HISTORY specials we take a look back at the opening game of Italia ’90, when an unheralded and unknown Cameroon shocked the wor...
Piano Man: Wembley hosts a thriller, City hit 100 points and Wenger and Carrick say goodbye
14 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Another Premier League season comes to an end! We learn that Pep Guardiola can cut it in England, learn of Alan Shearer’s unorthodox stress relief m...
Wagner Love: Relegation is settled, City break records and Yaya says “ta ta”
10 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Huddersfield and Southampton have ruined our hopes for a dramatic final day relegation scrap but there’s plenty of fun to be had as the Saints final...
Pert and juicy: Stoke go down, West Brom cling on, Brighton survive…
07 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We can confirm that BRIGHTON ARE SAFE! David “The Ferryman” Moyes has also turned West Ham’s season around and rowed it back to shore, and our b...
RATS: The Champions League excites, Jose has a favourite and West Ham have work to do
03 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
As expected, a certain young man won big at Man United’s end of season awards (forever more known as The Scotties), Liverpool shun game management i...
More dustbin hearts: United say goodbye to Wenger, Southampton get a crucial win and Big Sam takes flak
30 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Pete returns from his American adventure, unable to work the production buttons, and to find that despite recent events Arsenal’s scriptwriters are ...
Salahbrate: Liverpool dominate Roma, Wenger heads to Old Trafford and Wilf Zaha speaks out
26 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Liverpool dazzled us all in the Champions League but what will happen when their unstoppable force meets the immovable object of Paul Lambert? We can ...
Stoke the Musical: Arsene Wenger bids us adieu, Man United and Chelsea head back to Wembley and Sunderland go down
23 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The day we thought would never arrive is finally here, as Arsene Wenger announces that he’s leaving Arsenal and we pay our respects through tears, i...
Chillax: FA Cup semi-finals loom, Burnley smell blood and Zlatan breaks America
19 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We focus our dustbin hearts on perceptions of Paul Pogba, Arsenal’s potential summer of chaos and this weekend’s forthcoming Mike Dean Festival, b...
Flannels: United hand City the title, Southampton struggle and Wolves seal promotion
16 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
What a sparkling end to a vintage title race! We look back over West Brom winning the title at Old Trafford (for Man City), Southampton’s latest ind...
In bins: The Champions League explodes, Harry Kane gets his goal and Mic Drop Mick’s had enough
12 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We delight in a seismic week of football where Gigi Buffon lets his emotions get the better of him, agent of chaos Sergio Ramos excels himself and Pep...
Respect the dogs: United make City wait, Big Sam causes unrest and Napoli get us giddy
09 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back from Naples and though pieces of us will remain there forever we’ve raced into the studio to bring you our wares. There are mentions fo...
Michel Vroom: Liverpool brush City aside, Everton brace themselves and Man United look to put next door’s party on hold
05 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Liverpool get us all giddy after their scintillating display against a rattled Man City, Mick McCarthy weighs up whether he can be bothered with the W...
Taxi for Pards: Alan leaves West Brom, Spurs win the Battle of the Bridge and Zlatan steals the show
02 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Easter you lot! We drag ourselves to the studio even on a Bank Holiday to bring you news of Alan Pardew’s departure from West Brom, David Wagn...
Steak and Barry pie: England march on, the Premier League returns and Carlos Tevez continues his reign of terror
29 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
England’s 1-1 draw was so promising that known misog Pete Donaldson is getting excited, even if he does also treble down on a pre-existing gripe. To...
The milk sweats: England crush the Dutch, Scotland look to the future and Ronaldo puffs out his chest
26 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
England took on the Netherlands and gave us reasons to make noises, get excited about the World Cup and talk about Bas Dost, three things that are fra...
Walter Tull: Profile of a Pioneer
23 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
100 years ago this weekend, Walter Tull was killed in action in the First World War. While not a name that immediately springs to mind when we think o...
Good Dog, Mad Dog: England prepare to face the Netherlands, Germany take on Spain and Gareth Bale coins it in for Wales
22 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Richard E Grant, Starbucks, “adult“ Froobs… it’s international week so things get weird quickly!We discuss England’s goalkeeping situation a...
Salah Days: Mo shines for Liverpool, Mourinho sulks in victory and the England squad… inspires.
19 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Sadly the FA Cup delivered no cupsets but we still enjoyed it, certainly more than Luke Shaw will have after another dressing down from Jose Mourinho,...
Sans Pellegrino: Man United and Chelsea out of Europe, FA Cup action and Hughes in at Southampton
15 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Man United are out of Europe but according to Jose Mourinho it’s happened before and it’ll happen again so it’s fine, Lionel Messi gives Chelsea...
You can’t go home again: Chaos at West Ham, Jose Mourinho blunts Liverpool and Newcastle gain momentum
12 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Another chaotic week at West Ham as they took on both Burnley and themselves, Man United did some very interesting things to Jurgen Klopp’s face and...
Raucous but peaceful: Spurs exit the Champions League, Liverpool visit Old Trafford and the relegation battle heats up
08 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Juventus and their sentient statue Giorgio Chiellini bring Spurs’ Champions League dream to an end, Aleksandar Mitrovic rubs further salt into Geord...
The Football Ramble Shredder: Shred Harder
06 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dear Listeners,Once again we want to show some love to the many of you who send in your correspondence. In this special you’ll hear us discuss a pot...
Big Sam and The Drifters: Swansea march on, Chelsea clam up at Man City and Arsenal’s woes continue…
05 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The lining of Carlos Carvalhal’s jacket inspires his rejuvenated Swans to victory over generous West Ham, Arsenal’s holograms at least manage cons...
Rafael the Gaffael: Spurs win in the Wembley snow, fears for Chelsea as they visit the Etihad and Liverpool vs Newcastle promises goals…
01 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Both snow and goals fell heavily at Wembley as Spurs march on in the FA Cup, Burnley and Everton brick up their nets and scoff at the very idea of som...
Play Up Pompeii: Man City win the Carabao Cup, Jose Mourinho gets one over on Antonio Conte and Alan Pardew needs to get busy
26 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Pep Guardiola gets his first trophy as Man City manager, inspires another dissection of Arsenal and is accused of harbouring a fugitive all at once, w...
Sol Campbell is COMPLETELY NORMAL: Wigan shock Man City again, Man United and Chelsea face off and Liverpool look to march on…
22 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The FA Cup has delivered again, as just when it looked like Man City might win everything, up stepped Wigan, and then for some reason Peter Reid. ...
Little Earthquakes: Rochdale hold Spurs, West Brom suffer after Taxigate and Man United fall afoul of VAR
19 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This week brings wonderful drama from the FA Cup courtesy of Rochdale and their manager Keith Hill, a man who in a way is all of our dads, Carlos Carv...
WikiPetes: Man City and Liverpool break records in Europe, Carvalhal returns to Sheffield and Wigan look for another FA Cup upset
15 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
After a time getting acquainted with Claude Puel’s radiator Riyad Mahrez is ready for FA Cup action, as are Spurs as they head to Rochdale’s obsta...
Outspent by Wrexham: The North London derby, victorious Newcastle and penalty drama at Stoke
12 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This show features that rarest of beasts; a happy Pete Donaldson, giddy from a Newcastle win and a mutant chicken binge. Not only that, we have the No...
Never kiss a man’s hat
08 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The North London Derby looms and will be particularly interesting as diving has now officially been declared fine, Ederson eases Man City’s injury c...
Wanyamarama
05 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jurgen Klopp pops his top at Anfield after more referee related grievances (but luckily Pete’s devised a novel way to improve them once and for all)...
100 Broken Windows
01 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
As another transfer window slams dramatically and confusingly shut we do our best to assess who has done well and what Arsenal were actually planning,...
Newcastle United: The Mike Ashley Years
30 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
And there you were thinking there'd be no action at St James's Park on Transfer Deadline Day!As promised in the 12 Rambles of Christmas we’re back t...
Having a giraffe
29 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The FA Cup rolls on with a delightful cameo from Shola Ameobi, West Ham fans get angry and we hear more tales of humility from Man of the People Carlo...
Marcus Smeller
25 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It’s FA Cup weekend again and Marcus’ soothsmelling nose sniffs a cup upset, the Class of ’92 make some noise to check that nobody has forgotten...
Liberal with the widdle
22 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
An eventful show as Watford engage in their traditional managerial sacking, Man United and Arsenal engage in the lesser-spotted swap deal and Chelsea ...