Giggling about mafia bosses, microplastics, and melatonin
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What’s the opening banter and how do the hosts set the tone for the episode?
What's up gigglers?
Gary, fix the Wi-Fi.
Manifest that shit.
We can't be managed.
Please
bottle. I mean the day just got away from me.
What's up my granola gigglers? That's a good one. I hear a dog in the background barking. Are you okay? No, am I ever? Are you under attack?
Probably. I'm like, is he right there? No, he's not. He's downstairs.
What makes him bark? Like what are the things that get him going?
Oh god. People in hats. Which is very U coded. He's like, I hate that hat. I hate that hat. Don't w wear a hat around this guy.
Take off that hat.
People running swiftly. Any type of commotion really, people with guns, horses. Who has he run into with guns? On the T V. Oh, he hates the T V. Hates the TV. Anytime there's a ball on the TV and not in his mouth, upset. So you get why Kitty beats the shit out of him. Like How are you? I'm good every time we get on the pod. I'm like, I haven't talked to you in so long. I liter That
was butter. Do you know why she did that?
And butter knows something so and she's not food motivated.
Don't take m don't Don't take a phrase I say off the pod and then use it on the pod. Me and Daphne were at a shoot today and they were like, Oh my god, she's so well behaved and I said because she's not food motivated and Hannah turned around and said, You could never tell by looking at her.
And
then we press record. And I
said I am a little I don't wanna say jealous because I support women in the arts. Totally. I'm original catgirl. Yes. You're the face of Fancy Feast.
Yeah.
Sierra just came out. Jasper is the star. And let me say, Sierra's also OG cat girl. Totally. That's how Sierra and I initially connected, which yeah. Granted, I they cut a lot from Summer House, but that was one thing I was like, I get it. You don't need forty five minutes of us talking about our cat. Right. So that I respect that. Jasper's starring in a campaign, which I'm so proud of him for. He deserves it. He's gorgeous. He's put in the world. Butter, if you're watching YouTube, she's here. Butter, do you realize other cats are putting in hours? They're responding to emails. They're listening to what people say and actually they're a pleasant, pleasant person to be around
on the job. Daphne might want to go to an Ivy League. She needs to save her money.
No one's ever said you're pleasant to work with, but her. Because you're not. And you're only good around me and no one else. But if that's you know what? Some cats aren't made for stardom. And that's totally fine. But she's so beautiful and people forget that every day. She looks like Cindy Crawford. That's Cindy Crawford.
We oh Wait, how sad that Cindy Crawford's son died? He was only twenty seven. It like really affected me when I heard it. I think it's 'cause like
He's I was gonna say he's our age, but he's not. It's no when people who pass who are younger than you, it it's really fucked up.
Yeah, and I just feel like being him being in rehab. It's like w that's even sadder because his family was probably like Okay, he's getting the help he needs, like it's only up from here and that I just I can't I couldn't imagine that. And also like I couldn't I can't imagine losing your only sibling. At such a young age. And she's younger than him, I think.
You know, I think it's 'cause both of us we have one brother.
Yeah.
And he would speak up a lot about mental health. So like I loved everything he was doing.
Yeah.
Knowing that he was going through something.
Why does the mysterious dog keep barking and what does it reveal about the hosts’ environment?
Um, so yeah, it's just really fucked up. It's really fucked up and really sad. There's no way to transition.
How about we stay m medical and I'll do a little UTI update? Oh. The gigglers are always looking out for me. They're always tagging me in like new innovation for UTIs and all this stuff. And I haven't said anything because I didn't want to jinx myself, but next month I'm one year of no UTIs.
Do you think it was a was there a psychic that you spoke to or was there like a little did you p cut a cord or put something in a fridge? What do you think it is?
I think my own intuition was rejecting every man I've ever been with. One. I think my body was like, Nope, not him, we'll let you know.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What’s the opening banter and how do the hosts set the tone for the episode?
0:02–4:12
2
Why does the mysterious dog keep barking and what does it reveal about the hosts’ environment?
4:12–10:04
3
How do the hosts explain the “mafia boss” metaphor and who’s really in charge?
10:04–15:40
4
What health updates do the hosts share, including UTIs, melatonin, and micro‑plastics concerns?
15:40–20:22
5
Why did Hannah’s toenail fall off during a photoshoot and what’s the story behind it?
20:22–25:32
6
What’s the debate about changing phone numbers after 30‑plus and how do they handle unknown callers?
25:32–31:05
7
How do the hosts critique capri pants and recommend the best fit for different body types?
31:05–35:37
8
What is Hyrox, why are the hosts confused about it, and what’s the plan for the next episode?
35:37–48:22
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