The Snack: Mormon Wives, Hyrox Pooper, and Sydney Sweeney’s “Sports”
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this week on The Snack, Mormon Wives, the Emmys, and the High Rocks Pooper. This is a Dear Media production.
Enjoy! Ashley has been teasing this High Rocks thing to me. I can't stress this enough. I don't even know what that word means. You were like, don't look it up. I don't know what that word means.
We have a surprise later in the episode where I'm going to break this down, where I'm going to break all this shit down, literally. And Raina knows nothing. I have a poop story for you. Okay. Also, hi, guys. Also, Cody's here. Introducing Cody's, his first snack. It is. I feel like, no, this is, we talked about him, but I haven't had him. I picked him up last Wednesday after we recorded. So this is his first on camera. He will be on camera Monday as well. And then who's to say after that, because I love him so much. Maybe he will be a new addition. But for now, he's still up for adoption, if you guys are interested. Ashley, we'll fight you. Maybe. But I will fight you. Okay. I am ready to laugh with you today, because a giggle can
change an entire day. Stop. Ew. No, stop. It makes my whole body uncomfortable, Ashley. If anybody wrote that about me on the internet... You guys, a giggle can change an entire
day. We're just teasing everything that's coming in this episode. It's going to be a hot one. I'm so excited. But I'm just ready to giggle with you because it really... It can change an entire day.
Some people would
say. Some people would say. Some
wordsmiths would say. If you posted that for my birthday, though, I would not like it. Okay. We're going to thank our partners, and then we'll get right into it. Thank you to Hinge. Download the dating app designed to be deleted. And Noom, start a GLP-1 program for $39 and have it delivered in as little as seven days at Noom.com. And
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care about. What about your team? Steelers won. Obviously they won. And I did not get to watch the game. Unfortunately, I had to go to the US Open. But I'll watch next week. And I think that's it. Okay. I'm rooting for the Cowboys cheerleaders. The Eagles and the Steelers. Okay, there we go. And that's all that. The U.S. Open is over. I swear to God that the U.S. Open was like two weeks. This is the first time I'm hearing that the U.S. Open was so long. I was boots on the ground. Alexander Zverev from Germany won men's singles, women's singles. Elena Rybakina from Kazakhstan won. I was there. It was interesting. It was great. It was fun. I just want to shout out the security guards at the U.S. Open, and here's why. Okay.
I got there. It is really obviously like far. It's far to get there. And as soon as I got in the car, I realized I had to go to the bathroom. But I was like, I can get through this. And by the time I got out there 45 minutes later, I was like shaking and sweating. And I was like, I don't know what I'm going to do. And our friend had my tickets. And so I was like, are you going to be here? And she was like, I'm not going to be there for another 15 minutes. And I was like, I'm going to shit this cute outfit. Like, I don't know what to do. And I found a woman security guard just like around the grounds. And I was like, listen, I don't have a ticket. And I'm going to shit my pants. And she was like, here's what you do.
She's like, there's a construction site across the street.
No.
Duck under the scaffolding. There's nobody there today. There's porta potties.
You could go in there.
Our hero of the week
is this female security guard.
Yeah, so I was at a construction site in the middle of nowhere in Queens, just like my fancy little tennis dress down around my ankles, butt naked, no bra or underwear on under that, shitting in a porta potty.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:01–4:23
2
What’s the latest news from the NFL season kickoff?
4:23–5:19
3
What happened at the US Open and why was there a bathroom emergency?
5:19–13:27
4
What’s the controversy around Sydney Sweeney’s sports‑betting commercial?
13:27–34:10
5
Which Emmy winners and fashion moments stood out this week?
34:10–58:19
Speakers
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