The Taylor Swift & Chris Hansen Situation Is Crazy - H3 Show #310

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Why are Taylor Swift and Chris Hansen caught up in an unexpected feud?

Ethan Klein 0:02

Hello, everybody. This is Ethan Claw. Claw that out, too. Wow. From Los Angeles, California. That's right. It's the H3 show. We're here. Top

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of the new

Ethan Klein 0:13

week. Sponsored today by Monarch. Thank you so much to our wonderful sponsors. The camera is so close to me today, Dan. Was it always this close? I mean, it's fine. It's just tripping me out. It was not this close. It's like right in my face. Is the key still on? It's fine. I feel like it's being offensive to me. Yeah, I don't like it. It's trying to start

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a business

Ethan Klein 0:42

with me. Dan moved it back one inch. It has been? Dan says it's been this close. Okay, let's do the show.

Dan (Dan Klein) 0:52

Dan, I fear

Ethan Klein 0:53

you. So today we've got all kinds of really big stories here. Taylor Swift and Chris Hansen have gotten into it. The most unexpected feud in... human history, really. I was going to say internet history, but it transcends that. You seem pretty confident on the internet. People are making lots of goofs about me, which is completely normal, about me being late. Well, guess what, haters? It's 11... 13... We are here. Oh, yeah, the funeral home mix-up, we got an update. Philly D's quoting Mike from PA. Frat leaders are arrested over a hazing incident involving really gross stuff. And we're going to fight over Taylor Swift songs. Apparently, she dropped three new songs and everybody's...

Unknown 1:43

Four, right?

Ethan Klein 1:44

Oh, four, yeah, four. You listened to them, right? Yes, I did. I listened to them. And lots of other fun stuff. Let's just jump right into it and say... I don't get this. I don't understand the joke. I don't think it's funny. Obviously, I'm Nathan in this, right? So who's... So who's she meant to be? I

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don't have anything to deceive you on. Of course, I'm not deceiving you. I'm engaging with you as a human being. Why would I deceive you? There's no... There's no reason for me to do that.

Ethan Klein 2:22

Okay. You still think this is a romantic chemistry? I don't

Unknown 2:28

think it's romantic. I think it's sexual. Those are two different things.

Ethan Klein 2:32

Or I guess sexual to me.

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There is nudity in the movie.

Ethan Klein 2:35

Graphic nudity. We shall see. Who's to

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say? They don't become a throuple.

Ethan Klein 2:41

Would it be crazy if you just see Nathan's hog just going in? Just hardcore?

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Stop. What's...

Ethan Klein 2:48

I mean, that would be unexpected,

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right? Going in. Yeah, it would be. You're like, oh my God, this is avant-garde. I

Ethan Klein 2:57

don't know. To me, I don't see any sexual chemistry. I think he's like just completely befuddled by her.

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I think he's bewildered.

Ethan Klein 3:06

He's being outclassed.

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And

Ethan Klein 3:07

I think

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he's like, whoa, I kind of like that.

Ethan Klein 3:10

No, I don't think he likes it. I think he's uncomfortable, which is unusual for him.

Unknown 3:15

He's so close to her. He's not leaning away.

Ethan Klein 3:20

He's leaning in. This is a heavy moment. He wants her to level with him.

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He's curious about

Ethan Klein 3:25

her. I had no idea who this was when this first came out. Which one? The girl? The girl. And I'm like, what the fuck

Hila Klein 3:31

is going on?

Ethan Klein 3:31

I've been a big fan of hers. Her story is super interesting. There's a really good Netflix documentary about it. It's fucking insane. She's insane.

Hila Klein 3:41

I gotta check it out. Yeah, I looked into it a little bit after this, but...

Ethan Klein 3:44

She's like the big... One of the biggest fraudsters in Silicon Valley history. Yeah. Well, she was like a big deal because she was like the first woman unicorn business owner. And everybody was just all in on her business. Which was, you take one drop of blood, apparently... And you can do like a thousand different tests. It's like a 700 supposed tests that it could do. So before you need obviously a lot more blood than that. And their whole pitch was like, oh, you just go into CVS and you just give a prick and then it can tell you everything you need to know about your health, right? That'd be sweet. Yeah. That's why everybody

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was

Ethan Klein 4:23

super in on it. But she was lying about the whole, like it never even existed. It was so bad. It could never get it to work. No, but then they started faking results and using... They were sending blood out to other facilities with traditional testing and then bringing it back and then saying it was their data from their machine that never even existed. It's crazy.

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And a lot of the patients were saying that when they would go into CVS to do the prick test, the technician would be like, oh, your doctor actually, for this specific test or for your condition, actually ordered like a vial of blood.