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What is the episode’s opening theme and who are the hosts?
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Handsome, China friends
on the handsome part, China friends on the handsome
part. Cheers.
Welcome to the Handsome Pod. I'm Fortune Feamster. I'm Tig Notaro. I'm Mae Martin.
Yeah. We're together again. We're together as friends.
Sometimes more than just friends, but nobody knows that 'cause we haven't revealed it to people aren't listening to this part right now.
Oh yeah the the hand drop went quickly. Yeah. Oh what a song. We've been working on that one for a while. Yeah. I forgot about it, honestly. We were like, remember,
let's not forget to sing that song. Let's let us not forget. You know, I I wanna do it again. I had so much fun, I wanna I wanna sing it. I
wanna do it again. All right. We're doing it again. Singing this song that we said we weren't gonna sing. And let's not give them the whole song. No, just go to our um website where we wrote a song. We have a handsome band. We need
to put out another
song. Handsome bandsom.com.
Also, Tig had a great idea which we do need to implement. Um and this cannot just be a put it on a list. What is it? The Gam Cam. Oh yeah. Tig suggested that the next time we're in prison, we need to do the episode in short. In shorts. So that we can actually do the gam cam.
Cut to the gam cam and it's just set up at ground level.
Or don't even say cut to the gam cam. Gam cam, yes. Um and then just when we're telling a story, it just pans down and you see my uh five o'clock shadow legs. Oh I love
this. Yeah, you guys th our podcasts um Are you trying to hold hands again? No. What do you need from us? I wanted to loaf a bread. I don't know if you guys knew this but we won some awards. Oh yeah. Oh, is that what this is? We're changing we're changing lives. Uh we won two Webby Awards. Yes. Whoa. Oh, I like this. Oh, whoa. That's cool. 'Cause we won it. We we won't link Oh yeah, it's a bling link. Um we won the two thousand twenty-six People's Voice Award winner. Whoa. Oh wow. It no it says
award wiener.
Wiener this says this was for an individual episode uh belonging and inclusion. Um so that's that one. What does that one say?
Now my my question, I have won a Webby before. I haven't. Um You have? Yeah, I have. Um, what is
The award shape? The spring. It looks like some quantum uh uh device.
What are we gonna do? We only have two awards and there's three of us. Two again Swan. I do kind of like it. How are we gonna figure this out?
You have it guys. You guys keep 'em. I was hoping that we I
want both of 'em. What does that want to say? What do we win that one? Wait a minute.
Yeah, but one is like the committee and one is the people's uh vote award.
Oh titty committee. The titty committee voted us and our big old knockers on our
thank you Webby Awards. This is pretty cool.
That's very cool.
And also my Webby gets lonely sometimes. So it'll probably be great. Wait, you're gonna
get both of 'em?
Yeah. So I I need to have three Webby. Well I
have that fun new space behind me now. I know, but you get a war. I did. Meg gave me the picture of the golden girls.
You guys. Um anyway. What's going on? Well, how you feeling? I feel good. Yeah. You look great. You look amazing. Thank you. I've been cutting my own hair. I'm not feeling very confident at the moment. I love it.
Before you go any further, um my kids just went back to school. Yeah. I is Alma back to school. Yeah, back to school, yeah. We took them for haircuts. There's a barber near our house. And um it's like a forty dollar barber cut. Yeah. I think I want my son's haircut. Oh and it's like it's like a a very buzzed kind of short, short back and sides buzzed.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the episode’s opening theme and who are the hosts?
0:02–7:09
2
How did the hosts celebrate winning their Webby and People’s Voice awards?
7:09–16:07
3
Why does Fortune’s onion‑print shirt keep coming up in the conversation?
16:07–25:04
4
What happened when Tig tried on new glasses and how did it lead to a funny airport story?
25:04–34:45
5
What pet‑related question did Peaches ask and how did the panel answer?
34:45–44:54
6
How did the hosts discuss their mom’s upcoming funeral plans and the “dry run” idea?
44:54–54:29
7
What ideas did the group share about future episodes, veggie quizzes, and possible pet collaborations?
54:29–1:02:29
8
How does the episode wrap up with tour dates, sponsor shout‑outs, and final goodbyes?
1:02:29–1:03:50