RADIO REPLAY: How Long Does The Average Man Last During Sex?

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Happy Hour with Lucy & Nikki 28 min 4 speakers 8 chapters transcribed 4 months ago
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How long does the average man last during sex?

Unknown 0:02
a listener production. Cheers, babes. Welcome to this week's radio replay. We are going to make this intro super snappy because someone needs to pee. Yeah. I do. Poor Shorty, maybe we've been recording for so long. But this week on the radio replay.
Nikki Westcott 0:43
I feel like our radio replay tops for the radio are so rogue because it's always after we've done so many recordings. You know, we did seven podcasts this week. Seven? Yeah, in a day.
Unknown 0:52
No, it was six, babe. Oh, sorry. You're such a slop the mayo on over. Oh, I love just a bit of mayo. Sorry to call you out there.
Nikki Westcott 0:59
Sorry to call you out. Oh, my God. Do you want to see that? Nikki, would you like me to read you this beautiful quote that just came up in my feed? Absolutely. Because, yes, I'm scrolling while we record. I'd love to. I'd love quotes.
Sean Brown 1:07
What, fucking Karen and I can't fucking hear it? Is that what you're saying?
Nikki Westcott 1:09
No, you can too, but it's about, no, you can hear it. It's about Rafa and me. Oh, you and Rafa.

What surprising statistic about men's sexual performance is revealed?

Nikki Westcott 1:14
Sorry, sorry. I'll go on. Take the floor.
Okay.
Nikki Westcott 1:17
Well, technically she's not my blood relative, but an aunt and her firstborn niece will have a bond, a forever kind of bond.
Unknown 1:26
Oh, it's so true, Dale. She's so lucky to have you. She's my little friend. Do you miss her right now? I do. Louise, you haven't met Rafa in the flesh.
Sean Brown 1:34
Mate, I know. You're going to lose your marbles. She's so cute, man. We haven't seen you guys in the flesh this year. That's actually cruel. That's crazy. That's scary. Because for those who don't know, we do the show from different states. Yes.
Nikki Westcott 1:46
Oh, don't give away our secret, Shawnee.
Sean Brown 1:48
That's our little secret. No, we don't. I'm actually in a different room. Because otherwise we're quite bad friends because we haven't met her bloody child in two months. Yeah.
Unknown 1:53
I just actually refuse to record in the same room as these lunatics.
Sean Brown 1:58
Fucking hell, Lucy comes at me with a knife. Does a little knife dances.
Nikki Westcott 2:01
Look at this cute photo.

What personal stories do the hosts share about their experiences?

Nikki Westcott 2:02
I actually just saw this for the first time because he must have sent it to me the other night after I'd had a few vinos. What is it? Because our friend Troy, I just messaged a compliment to someone. Guys, I urge you all to message a compliment to someone today.
Unknown 2:14
Okay, I see what they react with or as a genuine... Just like out of the blue.
Nikki Westcott 2:18
Hey, actually, remember that time you wore that dress? Gorgeous. Something like that.
Sean Brown 2:22
Remember that time you wore the red... What is it? The red... The cat suit. The cat suit.
Nikki Westcott 2:31
I don't know. Nikki, you guys... Nikki just messaged in our group chat. You guys are so great. Yeah, she'll never see you two. In my message thread... Raffa and her drunk auntie. A tale as old as time.
Unknown 2:46
I wouldn't let Lucy walk Raffa down the stairs. I was like, no, no.
Nikki Westcott 2:50
Well, babe, honestly, that was a fairly good call, I would imagine. Yeah, it was. But yes, guys, we've got a great radio replay today. We found out that Shawnee lasts two minutes in the bed.
Sean Brown 3:03
So that's great. Hey, no, no, no, no, no. Well, I'll need to clear this right now, okay?
Nikki Westcott 3:07
Yeah, clear it.
Sean Brown 3:07
At least you're getting a route, Sean. You asked me what I think the average is, and I said, I don't know, two minutes.

How do the hosts feel about the pressures of sexual performance?

Sean Brown 3:13
And then you assumed I laughed two minutes. You looked two minutes, and I was like, no.
Nikki Westcott 3:19
It's not true. Do you not know the kind of theory is if it's like if you say... Hey, but he's not average. He's above average. Well, it was way more than that, which I was like, all these people out there.
Sean Brown 3:31
Don't you guys have shit to do? Thanks, Kerit. You don't like a long route anyway. You've made that clear.
Unknown 3:36
No, I'm more of a quick pump and dump. This is really good chat.
Nikki Westcott 3:47
Boys, we should get you guys actually on the podcast for a full episode one time, the four of us. That'd be fun.
Sean Brown 3:54
Tell us how long you really go for in the bedroom. Tell us your pump and dump stories.
Nikki Westcott 3:59
Tell you what, I've got some pretty good stories.
Unknown 4:02
I bet you do. There was definitely something that I can't say because HR will want to get it taken out of this podcast about the first time.
Nikki Westcott 4:07
No, you can say whatever you want on our podcast. Do you want to say it?
Unknown 4:10
I think legally.
Nikki Westcott 4:12
Oh, okay.
Unknown 4:12
It was something that happened when I was working with you guys for the very first time and it involved... Pumping and dumping.

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