RADIO REPLAY: I Dreamt I Would Get Married At Bunnings... Then It Happened
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What happens in the show intro and host banter?
a listener production. Ladies, tonight's a night. Let's go. Lucy and Nikki. Lucy and Nikki. Completely and utterly unhinged. L-U-C-Y-N-I-K-K-I. Lucy and Nikki. Let's go. Don't stop, live free. Can you watch this energy? Let's go.
Cheers, babes, and welcome to today's radio replay, I should say, because we are coming at you with one every day. We are indeed, guys. Wow, I forgot that last night we spoke about pegging, so today I'm going to keep it a little bit more purger. Yeah, you went hard on the revenge peg. Well, honestly, name something hotter, I'll wait. A few things, to be honest. Let's not go down Peggy again. I'm honestly done with that chat for today. Suddenly we're fucking here again. And I'm honestly kind of getting aroused, to be honest. Oh, God, this is the problem. Not because she's over the chat, because she's sick of being horny. 13, 10, 16. Lucy needs a brute this week in Sydney. Kidding. Holy moly. Guacamole. That's hilarious, babe.
I talk a big game for someone that's actually pretty frigid, hey? Big time. But anyway. Big time. You can do whatever you want, really. It's your show. It's a big show, love. Big show, love. Big show, love. But anyway, on today's show. Side note.
What?
You guys should be tuning into our socials this week because we are dropping Easter oogs. Yeah, we are, babe. Do you know what that means? Monday, Tuesday, like bits of tea. Bits of tea. So when do the accepts go out, Kerry? Like a day, like are they a day behind? Did the show go out last night? Yesterday. Oh, you're kidding me. Oh, wowee. Well, nice to know while we're bloody drinking at Bar Capay and you're working hard producing our podcast. Yeah, literally. So, Lucy and I went for dinner last night. But Karen, our producer, worked harder. Lucy and I went for dinner last night. I need to speak about this dish I had, guys. It was a bag of leeks. That's what it was. A bag of anything will get me going. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Leeks. Yeah, that. Yum. Onion bags. And it was fucking unbelievable. And I haven't personally stopped thinking about it all day. I need leeks. Get that out of the garden, you sickos. I didn't say anything. I don't know what you're talking about. No one said nothing. Yeah, it was you. What else would you be referring to? Yeah, but on today's show. Oh, wow. Are you all right, love? You finished? I've been a bit unwell. You have unwell network. Okay, how's this? Riddle me this. What? I have hooked up with a dude twice in Melbourne. Both times I got sick after I went to their house. Actually, not going to lie, I was thinking about that when you came out. So that's a sign. Stop hooking up with Melbourne boys, maybe. No, it means this particular Melbourne boy needs to bloody... Oh, wait, it's the same boy.
Yeah. I thought you meant separate ones. Does he have mould in his house? Probably. Oh, you've fucking always got a nasty cough, doll. No, mate. No more mouldy houses, I think. No. Gross. Your bathroom roof always gets mouldy. It's fucking gross, man. Yours does. It's the ventilation sucks. I have to clean it so much. But anyway, it's irrelevant, isn't it? Okay, side note, guys. While we're yapping. Standard. I just love reading the comments under our podcast episodes on Spotify. No, I'm reading them out in different voices, actually. Okay. This is one episode on Monday, which was group chat etiquette.
Oh, good one. I thought I'd say so myself.
The searching takes people on phones. I've got the 17 and it does it to me too. You know how we're cracking the shits about that. I'm off that. I'm over that. We're off that. It's fucking still happening to me. Okay. This is a hilarious episode. Love all the stories. I feel like the paywall has unleashed more tea over here as well. I'm living for it. Yeah, either that or I'm just feeling fruity as fuck. Just not caring anymore, hey? I know. I need to care more. And fuck, this ep made me laugh. Nothing better on a Monday than Rogue LJ. You're welcome. You guys should all go leave us comments on our Spotify eps. And we'll read them. Because we love reading them.
Yeah.
Okay, and then The Habit Lab commented, Okay, Pookie, pair of Uggs for indoors, pair of Uggs for outdoors, sorted.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What happens in the show intro and host banter?
0:02–13:47
2
How did a Bunnings romance lead to a bride choosing a hardware store wedding?
13:47–19:21
3
How did Daisy arrange and decorate her Bunnings wedding?
19:21–21:43
4
What unusual engagement and catering choices did the Bunnings bride make?
21:43–24:13
5
What themed weddings did callers share and what were the standout details?
24:13–32:36
Speakers
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