My Ex is Trying to Kill Me
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Did Chelsea’s ex really fake a $1,700 brake repair and put her in danger?
And I was like, Did you actually have those fixed? You didn't, did you? I don't know in a flash he smiled. Like I caught him. I was like, What the fuck? Are you trying to kill me? You lied about getting brakes fixed? That's crazy. That's party. Hello and welcome to this week's episode of Honestly Smartless. I'm Chelsea Toronto.
And I'm Doctor Lindsay.
And welcome.
Each week we're just two dumb girls chit-chatting away. Sometimes we're smart, always hilarious.
Mm-hmm. Never isn't funny. I know. How's your life this week? I'm lucky to be here. Why you should ask? My roommate said he was gonna fix my brakes. I would brake and the car would keep Moving. That's not good. I don't know a lot about cars, but that sounds not good. I was like, Hey, this is happening He's like, Stop what you're doing, bring the car over. I'll take it into the shop immediately. And I believe he did. But Like a day and a half later, I got the car back. And I don't know how you know that car is usually in the shop for like ten days. That's because he doesn't have enough money to cover the bill. So I'm I'm driving away. One sensor is still going off. I thought, hmm, it's interesting that they didn't address that or just wiggle the wires.
Then the orange check light came on. I was like Huh. Why would two things go off if it just came back? Literally. Later that day I put it in a park and it kept rolling. Yikes. So I texted him, we're gonna swap cars right now. And I was like, Did you actually have those specs? You didn't, did you? I don't know in a flash he smiled. Like I caught him. I was like, What the fuck? Are you trying to kill me? You lied about getting brakes fixed? That's crazy. That's murder too. Involuntary murder. And slaughter. Yeah, that one. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Um, like for
real. I know.
He went so above and beyond to lie. He filled up the tank, buddy blah, he's like, sorry I didn't wash it up and I was like, Well, that's fine, but thank you. And he sat there, showed me the paperwork, went line by line. They replaced the fuel pumpy thing with the liquid hosey thing, and I'm like, Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. He's like seventeen hundred dollars. I was like Mm-hmm. He's like, there's a couple of things that we still need to do. I'll take it back here the next time I have a big payout, but yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Psychotic behavior. Am I safe? No. So I had a false
sense of security. I know. This is not normal. No, it's not normal. This is this is really bad. This is the first time I actually said all the words. My ex is trying to kill me. He might as well have cut the brakes. Some people did reach out and they're like, Are you safe? And I was like, yes and no. Mm-hmm. We have a mutual friend. And this kind of got under my skin. He reached out. He's like, I will ask you. outright, are you safe? Mm-hmm. I was like, Yeah, I'm I'm all right. Yeah. Right. And To which they said, if you keep posting like this, it's the boy who cried Wolf. And I was like, No, that's not how domestic violence works. You have to leave a digital trail because I have the platform. I get to say what I want.
Yeah. If you don't want to reach out again, then don't. Right. But Maybe he is not familiar with how this is escalating. That's it. Yeah. Well, you're here. You're alive today. Fuck this. I'm gonna probably be famous. I'm gonna have a famous podcast post posthumously. Shit. Damn it.
After he kills me.
Do I think he's really gonna kill me? No, but we're kind of trending in a gray area that I'm no longer comfortable with. When was the last time? June? Yeah.
I know. Well it's once a
quarter.
That was Q two. We're in Q three right now. What is Q four is October? Uh huh. Mark yourself safe for the next six weeks, week at least, until
we get
to
October. I feel like this was such a level of betrayal. Your level of dishonesty. I'm more flabbergasted than anything else.
Yeah, same. The extent that he goes to to lie. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Why don't you just say that you didn't get it done? Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what really blows my mind. I don't understand but I'm not a Pathological liar. Yeah. That's not in my DNA to lie about something because what's the point?
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
Did Chelsea’s ex really fake a $1,700 brake repair and put her in danger?
0:00–7:01
2
What did Lindsay find when she returned to her old house for her fall boots?
7:01–13:54
3
How can you start thriving after leaving an unhappy marriage?
13:54–19:28
4
What is the AI Italian mob boss and nanny romance series everyone is watching?
19:28–28:07
5
What happened in the Cornell fraternity sexual assault case involving seven men?
28:07–32:36
6
Why is sexual assault against an unconscious person never consensual?
32:36–35:46
7
How can therapy and self-care help when divorce brings major life changes?
35:46–39:00